Input: so like there's this oxygen and laura's like we're going crazy down here and grog it's only like nine thirty in the morning and orion says i feel fine and marisha's like for christ's sake and as you guys are walking you're welcome to make chatter any discussions you'd like and that was a high acrobatics roll i think the dm wanted me to eat shit and no it was yours versus his and yeah yeah and oh really it was a direct contest and it was a direct versus twenty four versus twenty two he won and you still wanted me to eat shit and no it's up to the rolls man and so wait we get a chance to chat for a second and orion says yes and pike did you ever fully tell us what all you saw in your vision i mean have you perhaps had any more visions and visions you had a vision and i did i did and what and so when i stayed away i went to a shrine of sarenrae just to sorta see because i had a feeling that i'd been here or something like that so in this vision i basically saw what we've been going through already and what and and what the soldier was talking about so i saw something that was there was a single twisted horn of blackened soul mat and oh soul mat and soul mat and oh and sounds dirty and it was a point of concentrated evil and orion says oh and this horn and yes and concentrated evil and orion says nasty horn and and it was so strong that i couldn't stay in the vision because i could feel that it was taking over so i pulled me out of the dream among various things but i saw and like the horn of sauron and the horn of sauron is what it said and orion says is that your cousin and did you see any whales and the horn of and i didn't see whales and no whales and okay no narwhals and no whales no narwhals and the horn of k'varn yes and yes and okay and horn of evil and i some visions of where sort of because i kind of went in past and then got to this thing so i guess depending on where we are and can you lead in the direction to go and yes if i see things that are familiar such as and they all laugh and i went past a jagged onyx colored fortress framed in molten rock and oh and i think that probably and the place we're heading and the place we're going to and yes and that sounds creepy and past a field of broken glass and bone and orion says right and we haven't seen that oh no and obsidian maybe and yeah and or just melted sand and i mean whatever that is and and the prettiest was into a cavern of blue crystal where a fungal fortress and a fungal fortress and ooh and sort of entwined an ancient city of marble and jade and orion says three different places and that sounds really shitty and did the blue gemstones look valuable and it sounds amazing that doesn't sound shitty and as you start to mention that now clarota kind of nods and says and it feels a bit broken glass and aye that's where the colony resides and your colony and our great city and in which of those places in the and in the fungal city and fungal and amongst the ruins of jade and glass and jade and orion says is that where we should go and that's yug voril and the city below yug voril that is where the temple resides where k'varn holds the elder brain and ah and orion says ah this is where we need to go i'm assuming and ah yes and he sounds like a real fun guy and oh god and they all groan and trip him again trip him again and trip him again and i'm a dad and they all laugh and so i bet the fortress and make a will saving throw and they all laugh and oh my god and what is that wisdom and yes and twelve and okay you feel a mental slap as clarota glares at you from across the tunnel there'll be none of that in my presence and you got bitch slapped and i hate puns and they all laugh and in a high pitched voice i hate puns and noted noted and so i bet first fortress you saw i bet the one of obsidian was where and percy's losing his shit and orion says there's a bathroom right over there percy and where lady kima is being held and i think and i bet that's the one because he mentioned molten lava or something so she's being held there and then

Output: While traveling, the party learned that Pike had a vision revealing the Horn of K'varn, a point of concentrated evil. She described three locations: a fortress of obsidian and molten rock, a field of broken glass and bone, and a fungal fortress entwined with a city of jade and blue crystal. The mind flayer Clarota confirmed that the fungal city is their destination, where K'varn holds the elder brain. The group deduced that the first obsidian fortress is likely where Lady Kima is being held captive.


Input: ``` uh feel a mental slap as Clarota like glares at you from across the tunnel and says there'll be none of that in my presence you got bitch slapped I hate puns uh all laugh I hate puns in a high pitched voice noted noted so I bet first fortress you saw I bet the one of obsidian was where uh Percy's losing his shit there's a bathroom right over there Percy where Lady Kima is being held I think uh I bet that's the one because he mentioned molten lava or something so she's being held there and then further in is K'varn yeah so get there get K'varn yes Emberhold yes Emberhold yes is that an obsidian fortress it is black and jagged I think yes well let's keep going that way so the ultimate question is are we heading the right way are we heading the right way Pike do you know can I perception check uh all laugh you guys are unfamiliar with this tunnel Clarota is unfamiliar with this tunnel all you know is it's going down that's better than up I feel like that's the way we need to go so just keep going then let's keep going do I need to take off running again no I think basically we need to go down because if we go up that means we're going out yeah let's keep going we can go uh you guys press forward and you begin to encounter little trickles on the ceiling of orange glowing little puddles avoid that if we learned anything from Minecraft uh all laugh don't touch that progressing further down you start seeing large clusters little pools of molten rock beginning to form under certain sections in a little ways up you begin hearing some additional footsteps to your own further down the tunnel oh can we stealth can we stealth and my favored terrain is the Underdark it is I don't know what that means though uh all laugh no no no I know but I don't know what favored terrain gives me because I tried to look it up and couldn't find it you just love it does it give me an advantage here there's a sheet that has all the information you need oh good thank you by the way I take one of the earrings from Scanlan and give it to Grog so Grog now you've got one of the I've got an earring Scanlan is not happy about this well he's not saying anything everyone there's footsteps coming from ahead let Vex'ahlia and I scout ahead wait for a moment yes okay let's go stealth checks both of you yes finally 22 for me all right the same for me actually twinsies sorry all right so you guys vanish into the darkness best as you can tell kind of weaving between the portions of the tunnel that naturally shift and give you moments where you can hide up inside as you guys hold back you guys push ahead and you can see the little points of glowing light where these lava pools every 100 or so feet begin to appear you begin listening out and you hear these footfalls are very heavy and the gait of whoever is walking seems to be wider than that of the normal humanoid ah let me play please well it's definitely not duergar how far ahead of us do they sound can we see it probably a good 60 70 feet you hear some muttering can I understand what they're saying no I'm listening trying to make out how many sets of footsteps I can hear and I look on the ground and see if I can find multiple sets of footsteps as well looking on the ground you guys have no light source currently it's pitch black but there's lava spilling and we can see in dim light do you want to go to the nearest lava pool all right it's very very faint visual you can see there are a number of tracks up and down all different sizes this area this tunnel is traversed quite a lot listening you hear two sets of heavy footsteps and you hear what sounds like some sort of squeak sound like a uh squeaks shit cart could be some sort of device from around the edge you can just barely make out these two lumbering humanoid shapes can we tell what they are ```

Output: The party continued deeper into the Underdark tunnels, guided by Clarota's confirmation that they were heading toward the obsidian fortress of Emberhold. They began encountering hazardous pools of molten rock and heard heavy, unfamiliar footsteps ahead. Vex'ahlia and Vax'ahlia used stealth to scout forward, discovering numerous tracks of varying sizes, indicating the tunnel was frequently traveled. Peering from the shadows, they identified two large, lumbering humanoid shapes and the sound of a squeaky cart, though the exact creatures remained unclear.


Input: in dim light... uh do you want to go to the nearest lava pool all right its very very faint visual you can see there are a number of tracks up and down all different sizes this area this tunnel is traversed quite a lot listening you hear two sets of heavy footsteps and you hear what sounds like some sort of squeak sound like a um a squeak sound uh shit uh cart could be some sort of device from around the edge you can just barely make out these two lumbering humanoid shapes can we tell what they are oh hes trying to see if theyre seeing us yes they begin to step towards your direction we back away you guys back and kind of flatten yourself against the wall separate sides you can see theyre now both dragging behind them this small roughshod cart with something inside it we string a rope across the tunnel okay you pull it across oh yeah uh deep grumbling and laughter i also yank my serpentine belt off and throw it out right under the rope okay what does that do snake so as he throws the leather the leather shifts form suddenly in midair into a serpent that slips onto the ground and slithers in place curling up at the approaching two monolithic entities that is stupid yes it is this is gonna go really poorly as they begin to cross in front of you you both pull taut on the rope this is dumb the immediate one falls forward tripping facefirst on the ground a heavy impact sound you guys hear in the distance this loud thud impact sound and we call i go grog im raging and i leap out daggers at the fallen one all right run you guys come rushing in lets go ahead and roll initiative yeah i raged i figured you were raging well you know when the ladies call my name that sucks thats not too bad could be worse yes sounds good what are we fighting what are we fighting i know right oh god here we go what are we fighting we dont know oh lava pools lava pools lava pools lava pools wow wow grog you better be throwing bitches into that lava last time i tried to do somebody to something i did it to myself so hashtag bitches in lava hashtag bitches in lava you guys coming in this way bitches in lava bitches in lava oh god shes excited about the lava i got 99 problems and a troll aint one are they trolls are they ogres they are two giant ogres oh god ones on the ground oh shit its huge these are really big one is back here and ones just fallen over there holy cow and they are carrying some sort of large cartlike object ill just say for now this is so dumb why did we do this this is a d20 lets say its about there all right whats in the cart so initiative order guys do we get the surprise at all you do actually im rolling initiative so we have the order you guys are gonna have a full round of surprise on them first okay cool all right so 25 to 20 oh man really 20 to 15 19 15 15 i got scared and i cast stoneskin immediately cast what stoneskin so vex and vax both at 15 yeah 15 yeah oh 15 to ten 13 13 as well 11 oh no grog what did you roll i farted when i rolled i rolled a 9 oh grog greg how much does the ogre weigh or the ogres as you said the ogres each one weighs nearly a ton oh shit really oh theyre huge so like 200 pounds yes exactly yes grog close to that yes grog all right lets go fast here here we go all right so top of the round no surprise round for both of you guys first as the rest of you rush in so vex and vax you guys get a surprise round

Output: The party explored a dim tunnel near a lava pool, noting heavy traffic and hearing approaching footsteps. They set a rope trap across the passage and used a magical serpentine belt to distract two large ogres pushing a rough cart. The trap succeeded, tripping one ogre and initiating combat. The group then rushed in to fight, gaining a surprise round against the two giant ogres, whose cart and contents remained a mystery.


Input: oh greg uh wait no grog greg how much does the over weigh or the ogres as you said uh the ogres each one weighs nearly a ton oh shit really oh they're huge so like two hundred pounds yeah exactly yes grog close to that yes grog all right let's go fast here here we go all right so top of the round no surprise round for both of you guys first as the rest of you rush in so vex and vax you guys get a surprise round awesome i'm already jumping in the air so i'm gonna go to the guy on the ground okay and this since it's a surprise it's automatic crit yes oh nice hell yeah he's on the ground so you get advantage on your attack rolls okay okay all right so that's twenty eight that definitively hits yeah one d four for this is my poison dagger two eight okay i'm doing my sneak attack damage here we go four nine twelve eighteen yeah twenty three total for that sixty two points of damage sixty two points of damage wow you leap on and entirely eviscerate the ogre you jumped onto his back slashing the back of his torso as you pull open the flesh you expose the back of the ribcage and he goes into this kind of gurgling sound as it dies immediately on the spot oh what and i use my bonus action to hide okay do you wanna talk to the other one since sixty two okay roll and make a stealth check natural twenty nice all right see you later motherfuckers the ogre is right there there is the ogre on the ground big squishy ogre what big squishy ogre it's considered rough terrain because now you have to go over this giant dead body in the middle of the all right your turn i hunter's mark him and i'm gonna shoot him with the explosive arrow yeah i like it so i'm gonna see if it hits i'm gonna use the blazing bowstring that's a twenty two twenty two definitely hits okay also blazing bowstring that gives me a plus d ten so okay fourteen plus d ten wait that's a ten yeah that's a ten plus nineteen and then hunter's mark plus six ah yes twenty five twenty five plus whatever the explosive damage is so as you pull the arrow out it's a little wonky it's actually what you rolled it's a minus four penalty to hit with it but you still manage to hit because it's a big creature even though it's in very big darkness you you know in darkness you ignore partial cover right bellybutton you fire it it arcs slightly smacks in the side of its chest and stomach area it's this cacophonous explosion sound that rocks the immediate vicinity whoa yes yes it takes an additional two d eight points of explosive damage ooh yeah nice nine points and everything around it also takes the additional damage oh shit the whole radius does oh i hope i didn't blow up the cart the cart the wood on the wheels had shatters and breaks it falls to one side what you see some sort of a glass container that was at the back of the cart shatters and cracks oh no oh i'm still happy welp still pretty cool still pretty cool collateral damage it's bound to happen top of the round tiberius oh and can i move away you can move if you want yeah yeah i move back back to here yeah sounds good where's your pointer use your pointer if you need it oh right well there all right tiberius you're up first very good i'll take a few steps forward and be like well this is poppycock and i'll shoot a scorching ray right at the dude all right go for it roll for the attack does anybody speak ogre nobody speaks ogre though we can't talk to him no they're dumber than grog is so what am i rolling do you ignore partial cover oh like can i just in general i mean did you take that feat no no okay so yeah so you're rolling okay so yeah so what did you roll to

Output: The party launched a surprise attack on two ogres, with Vax instantly killing one with a devastating sneak attack from behind. Vex then fired an explosive arrow at the second ogre, which struck true but also destroyed the cart it was guarding, shattering a mysterious glass container in the process. Tiberius stepped forward to cast Scorching Ray as the combat continued. Throughout the encounter, the party noted they could not communicate with the ogres, as no one spoke the language.


Input: so like a few steps forward and im like well this is poppycock and ill shoot a scorching ray right at the dude uh all right go for it roll for the attack does anybody speak ogre nobody speaks ogre though we cant talk to him no theyre dumber than grog is so what am i rolling do you ignore partial cover oh like can i just in general i mean did you take that feat no no okay so yeah so youre rolling okay so yeah so what did you roll to hit i rolled all three at once cause i have to do one for each right yeah so i got a twelve a thirteen and a twelve okay all three rays unfortunately miss damn it due to the darkness in this room its very hard to see other than the slight glow from the lava so you fire all three rays and you see them streak through and each one gives off just enough light from the actual flaming ray to glow to the vicinity but not the actual target you see them both streak off and slam the wall on the opposite side wait do i add my dex on those you add your spell modifier what's my spell modifier its on top of your spell page oh oh no im sorry twenty plus nine on all that good to know yeah sorry all three hit go ahead and roll damage okay there you go okay first one does five its his first time casting spells guys its not yeah plus five ten i rarely do this one kids its part of his charm ten on the first one all right seventeen on the second one and seventeen on the second one hes so dead okay is there a saving throw for half damage no i mean twelve on the third one is there a saving throw on this one or is it just straight damage yeah straight damage okay cool gotcha all right yes all right so you you blast the ogre with three as each explosion hits you see the rippling of its kind of grotesque flesh from the impact the third one blasting off a portion of its shoulder exposing this meaty bone and blood it gives out this horrible roar into the tunnel itself causing just the atmosphere to shake as bits of stone begin to rumble and fall from the ceiling all right that ends your turn yeah still standing barely its now its turn gasps it steps away you cant see me over the dead body of his brethren to that point its just going to charge through as all it can see is the figures in the distance pick me thats where it is at which point the cart seems to shift slightly oh shit oh no what did we do oh dear somethings coming out of the jar what did we open oh god we let something out you can see something slowly dark something i thought it was going to be a good thing amorphous and liquid in nature beginning to shift in the shadow oh great does it oh no is it on fire so we can see no is it on fire so we can see what it is no no oh my god the cart wasnt on fire its dangerous its dangerous its fucking dangerous its just this giant black liquid what is that ooze like creature its black ooze its dangerous we just opened pandoras box this is really really bad its fucking dangerous im sorry i exploded it great thats good good stay away from it stay away from it stay away from it so go wrestle it so go jump in it is what youre saying french kiss that shit its mine dont attack it dont attack it im scared of it black ooze ranged attacks what does a black ooze do fire and ranged attacks how do i handle that so that brings us to fire think scanlan scanlan oh no oh god scanlan i know youre out there scanlan do something amazing scanlan

Output: The party engaged an ogre in a dark, lava-lit cavern, with one member unleashing a scorching ray that struck true after an initial miscalculation. The wounded ogre roared and charged, causing a nearby cart to shift and accidentally release a dangerous black ooze from a jar. Recognizing the amorphous creature as a threat, the party panicked and called out for Scanlan to intervene. They decided not to attack the ooze directly, fearing its unknown properties, and now face both the remaining ogre and the new, volatile enemy.


Input: Stay away from it so go wrestle it or like go jump in it is what you're saying French kiss that sheep uh it's mine don't attack it don't attack it I'm scared of it black ooze ranged attacks all right what does a black ooze do fire and ranged attacks how do I handle that so that brings us to fire think Scanlan Scanlan oh no oh god Scanlan I know you're out there Scanlan do something amazing Scanlan sing Sam sing uh Scanlan's gonna go ahead and sing a song of inspiration to I'd say Grog just in case he needs to when we have to fight the ooze you'll never have to lose what you received an inspiration oh good yeah thank you it's an eight right yeah it's a d8 inspiration dice I want some food I'm so hungry uh we're up all night in the dark we're up all night in the dark we're up all night in the dark is that what Sam would do uh Scanlan is then going to cast Invisibility on himself as an immediate self-sustaining reaction oh shit the music the music that brings us to Vex me yes ranged attack ranged attack okay on the thingie pew pew take out the ogre first okay well I'm gonna Lightning Bolt the black ooze okay sounds good okay which so you Lightning Arrow yes I do okay oh and oh the other never mind that other guy's still Hunter's Marked okay well yeah hit it hit it hit it okay that's good yes it is that's a 19 plus that's a regular attack bonus right it's a crit was it isn't 19-20 crit that's just for me no that's just for you that's just for you yo yeah so that hits okay so what if it's like a sentient alien lifeform this music is so stressful okay 4d8 of lightning damage you know like some Spiderman shit go ahead and roll the arrow damage some alien lifeform shit well we should kill it oh okay yeah just kidding I'm just so excited 11 okay and the 4d8 of lightning damage as the arrow disappears into its form no the bolt of energy as you pull out the arrow and release it it sparks and you can see the blue energy kind of streaking behind the arrow it plunges into this thick black gooey mass and as it does the lightning just gets absorbed into its form oh shit balls it sits for a second shakes and quivers and then splits oh no splits yeah it splits into smaller ones smaller sizes dividing into two separate smaller slimes no what is this thing seemingly unaffected by the damage of the lightning other than the fact that you altered its form slightly great cool awesome so do you wish to move oh yeah I back the eff up actually should yeah yeah I'm gonna back up to there sounds good all right that brings us to Vax you're up all right I'm gonna run up to the back of Tall and Ugly and try to stab him I'm gonna do the reach-around again and try to stab him in the eyes the ol' reach-around and I'm hidden I'm stealth already I think right courteous you are yes it's like his character move the stealthy reach-around action figure Vax'ahlia so the first attack is an 18 the stealthy reach-around that's Vax'ildan hits sorry Vax'ildan okay Sneak Attack here we go the signature reach-around move for the eyeballs two plus seven is I'm sorry I let the ooze loose it's okay 40 52 52 as you reach behind the daggers plunge into it and the ogre lumbering over doesn't have any more to its life its jaw just goes slack as it releases the last bit of air in its lungs tumbling forward piling onto his friend as it does I want to use my bonus action to spring off his shoulders towards my friends okay okay that's good this direction all right go ahead and make an acrobatics

Output: The party encountered a mysterious black ooze in the dark, prompting a mix of fear and tactical discussion. Scanlan inspired Grog with a song before turning invisible, while Vex targeted the ooze with a Lightning Arrow. The attack damaged the creature but caused it to split into two smaller slimes, revealing a surprising resilience. Meanwhile, Vax executed a stealthy "reach-around" maneuver, killing an ogre with a precise sneak attack. After the kill, Vax used the ogre's body to spring back toward the group, repositioning as the party faced the newly divided oozes.


Input: eyeballs two plus seven is uh... I'm sorry I let the ooze loose it's okay 40 52 uh 52 as you reach behind the daggers plunge into it and the ogre lumbering over doesn't have any more to its life its jaw just goes slack as it releases the last bit of air in its lungs tumbling forward piling onto his friend as it does I want to use my bonus action to spring off his shoulders towards my friends okay okay that's good this direction uh all right go ahead and make an acrobatics check sure over the lava pit kill it don't fall in the lava pit that's a 15 uh 15 okay you barely manage to catch your footing thank god you didn't roll a one that would have been very bad this ogre then plummets to the ground now piling on top of his friend okay that's good so now that whole section there is considered rough terrain alright that brings us to Percy okay I'm gonna try something weird here oh no where am I okay I'm gonna step forward and to the right a bit just sort of joining this little like getting right in here and I'm gonna try and shoot and this is gonna sound weird but as I'm running I'm gonna actually back me up to about there there I'm gonna try and shoot about right here I'm gonna try and unleash the lava to send the lava to see if I can get it to start flowing towards does that make sense I will tell you the pool of lava right there isn't brimming really close to the surface oh it's just down it would take a significant impact to carve anything that would release it okay well it's self-contained I've come forward enough I'm gonna take a shot at one of these guys then okay this one or this one that one okay go ahead and roll for attack I'm gonna try something else I'm gonna try an ice shot ice shot okay 15 15 uh uh sneezes dramatically bless you 15 hits oh my god alright and that's a 15 hits 15 hits let's just take it well what else are we gonna do with it uh that's 15 points of damage plus six points of ice damage okay the bullet pierces his form you can see a part of its gelatinous physical structure quiver the ice explosion you see go off and just get absorbed into the gelatinous form fuck fuck seemingly unaffected by the additional damage that's your first shot you get two shots don't you that's right oh good god but it didn't split right nope that's cool it's a perk yeah no that's okay I'm gonna attempt to is there any loose looking rocks that are up above or is there anything that looks like if I gave it a push would fall down from up above this tunnel looks pretty at this point pretty cleanly carved out what about the areas I exploded over there I mean there's parts of the rock but the explosion was more damaging to things that were fragile okay okay the stonework is pretty solid I'm gonna take another shot at the same one and see what happens okay go for it 20 that hits yep damage not a lot that's seven points of damage okay gotcha both shots into it you see its form kind of quiver at the impact but it's still slowly slithering forward now comes to Keyleth okay I wanna move kinda be like whoops sorry excuse me pardon me and come like heresies would you say that I'm 30 feet away from that guy just barely like he's just in the cusp of 30 feet from you will my Thorn Whip reach him my 30 foot range Thorn Whip you can certainly try I'm gonna try and Thorn Whip him okay you see the black goo thing what's the Thorn Whip do is not so easy to kill all laugh huh what's the Thorn Whip do read the spell for me too soon too soon well it does 2d6 damage it's a 30 foot range and it pulls 10 feet notes I have on it okay piercing damage if they are

Output: The party defeated two ogres in combat, with one being dispatched by daggers and the other collapsing onto its ally after a failed attempt to spring away over a lava pit. Percy then tried to redirect the lava flow but learned it was too contained to be easily disturbed, before firing two shots—one an ice spell—at a gelatinous cube that seemed largely unaffected. Keyleth moved into position and attempted to use her Thorn Whip on the creature. Throughout the encounter, the group navigated hazardous terrain and assessed the structural integrity of the cavern.


Input: so he's about thirty feet from you will my thorn whip reach him my thirty foot range thorn whip yeah you can certainly try i'm gonna try and thorn whip him okay you see the black goo thing is not so easy to kill what's the thorn whip do huh what's the thorn whip do read the spell for me too soon too soon well it does two d six damage it's a thirty foot range and it pulls ten feet notes i have on it okay pearing damage if they are large or smaller you pull the creature up to ten feet closer what type of damage is it pearing okay gotcha all right so you hit go ahead and roll damage i hit i don't hit that's funny okay you rolled a twenty right i didn't roll yet oh you didn't roll yet sorry no okay go ahead and roll to hit what do i add my spell modifier yep eighteen yeah you hit woo woo so go ahead and roll damage nineteen sorry it's actually nineteen that still hits it doesn't move very fast it's a little easy to hit okay that's good all right takes its damage one pearing damage but i pull him ten feet closer to me does he go into the lava gets pushed just ever so slightly into the hole as it does you can see this blackish steam and smoke begin to billow up from where it hits and it uh growls good begins to quiver as you're kind of yanking it back with the thorn whip what was that sound it made again uh growls it takes two d ten points of damage woo from the impact of the lava that's an additional seventeen points of fire damage to it that's nice yes fire damage nice oh yes kill it with fire and i've got him on a leash now burn it you do is it considered grappled nope then that would be the end of the attack the spell dissipates after that oh okay you've gotta do it again the next turn okay hey that was pretty good yep all right that ends your turn pike you're up okay so question i want to use something i think that i can use called this may be stupid so i have another option if this is dumb that's what it's called yes that's a weird spell so long something called insect plague okay ooh yeah which you can use as a ranged attack in a twenty foot radius sphere yes so you do it at range and it creates a twenty foot radius that does this okay and then it's a one d ten creature takes four d ten pearing damage oh on a failed save or half as much damage on a successful one okay cool so there's that yeah very old testament so i think do you wanna move yeah do it okay you know let's give it a try and then we can see what it does to creatures within its zone where do you wanna go girl okay so where am i i'm sorry i can't see you're right over here it's your gold base so where do i need to be to do it like over here get closer maybe up next to the ogre dead gotta run up okay one two three four that's about as close as you can get there yeah okay so can i still get it there yeah you can cast it where do you want to put the radius are these all five yeah these are all five foot squares okay so can i i'd just like to point out this is like the avengers trailer where all the heroes run out and jump at the same time yeah yeah yeah you can get these both from there okay so i'll try to get them both okay all right so so then ten so you go ahead and roll the damage okay so how wait how many do i roll again at fifth level you're casting this as a fifth level spell well maybe i shouldn't it's up to you yeah do it okay

Output: The party engaged a black goo creature, with one member using Thorn Whip to pull it ten feet into a lava pit, dealing additional fire damage that caused the creature to growl and smoke. After the spell dissipated, another player, Pike, considered their options and decided to cast Insect Plague as a fifth-level spell, positioning themselves near an ogre corpse to target multiple enemies within its area. The spell was successfully placed to cover two foes, setting up ongoing damage for the next turn.


Input: uh so point out this is like the avenger's trailer where all the heroes run out and jump at the same time yeah yeah you can get these both from there okay so i'll try to get them both okay all right so so then ten so you go ahead and roll the damage okay so how wait how many do i roll again at fifth level you're casting this as a fifth-level spell well maybe i shouldn't it's up to you yeah do it okay i'll do it do it do it try it but do i save a healing do it go for it pike come on you're a warrior it's up to you pike you do what you gotta do okay so cool one ten ten ten eleven eighteen nineteen okay so how many do i roll that was three it gets to make a saving throw to see if it gets half damage so i roll another one then yeah four she gets four what's i roll i roll four hold on nineteen twenty-five twenty-five twenty-five okay what's the dc what's your spell dc at the top of your spell sheet eight plus or no sorry sorry sorry sorry dc should be sixteen that's better sixteen okay one makes its save the other doesn't okay so what's the total damage twenty-five twenty-five okay so one takes twenty-five one takes thirteen cool wow piercing damage got it and just insects appear in the area doing that much damage does that stay or does that go away at the end of your turn let's see here what's the duration concentration up to ten minutes so you can keep it there if you want to ooh i'll just keep it it just does damage every turn to everything in that radius awesome let's just keep it okay i'm just really concentrating that ends your turn grog you're up right i would like to pull the flaming hammer out of the bag of holding yeah and i would like to run at the this little this guy no you'll get in the insect cloud what you'll get in the insect cloud all right one two three four stay away from the insect cloud i forgot there was an insect cloud five six seven eight that's as far as you can get currently oh because there are bodies in the way because of the rough terrain and you have to jump over the bodies to get there wait but my natural ability then if that's as far as i can get i would like to take the hooded lantern i have out of the bag of holding and throw it difficult terrain does not slow my group's travel when this is my favored terrain ooh yes nice one boom boom boom so you just go charging up overtop the ogre bodies leaping coming down with the the hammer you said yes with the flaming hammer oh man you the real mvp activating the flaming properties of rage and urine and death okay flame on rage urine and death wow don't get touched by it don't let it touch you we'll see don't let it touch you work those rules go for it so go ahead and roll for attack you have three attacks with this at rage urine and death are you frenzying or regular rage raging raging rage just regular rage okay so you get two attacks yeah nineteen hits and twelve twelve also hits awesome and this is a one d and damage are you using it two-handed yeah one d ten damage one d ten plus whatever the fire damage is on the weapon that can't be right what did you roll what what the dice rolled one d ten is this the right dice if you rolled zero you rolled a ten if it's a zero it's a ten yeah it's a thirty oh that's a three he rolled the yeah i was like thirty so three plus your proficiency modifier which is four yeah seven no this

Output: The party engaged in combat, with Pike casting a fifth-level *insect plague* and choosing to maintain concentration on the spell, dealing significant damage to two enemies. Grog then used his ranger ability to move swiftly through the difficult terrain of ogre bodies, avoiding the insect cloud. He drew his flaming hammer and charged, landing two successful attacks on a foe. The party coordinated their tactics, with the spell's persistent area effect shaping Grog's approach.


Input: uh yeah using it two handed yeah one d ten damage one d ten plus whatever the fire damage is on the weapon that can't be right what did you roll what what the dice rolled one d ten is this the right dice if you rolled zero you rolled a ten if it's a zero it's a ten yeah it's a thirty oh that's a three he rolled the yeah i was like thirty so three plus your proficiency modifier which is four yeah seven no this is for damage so the damage would be plus your strength modifier oh four yeah so four still so seven and plus seven for rage plus two for rage plus two for rage yeah so whatever the bonus is to your great axe yeah what's that oh it's to the great axe is seven when i'm raging so then ten points of damage then roll the fire damage as well okay how is he keeping all of this in his mind it's like a computer in his brain i know is that a one d ten also one d ten it should say on the actual magical item yep yep one d six so one d six additional fire damage five all right so fifteen points of damage total from the first strike go ahead and roll damage from the second one oh jesus seven so fourteen plus an additional one d six grog math hard three all right cool all right so as you come running over leaping in the air over the ogre bodies you then slam the hammer once in the side the fire catching on the metal on the black iron as it streaks through the air lighting up the cavern around you yeah you guys see this like red arc as grog comes slamming down into the ooze fire hammer first one it hits boom smacks the flames ignite and the impact you see it kind of freaks out and quivers backwards screeching sound as it does there's a splash of the black ichor that hits your shoulders no and you feel it burn and bite into your torso you take ten points of acid damage oh shit acid acid you reach back not even thinking in the frenzy in your brain you feel like just seeing blood and red in your eyes as you slam down your second strike grog is gonna start tripping you feel the second impact once again you feel the spray of black across your body you take an additional ten points of acid damage up close sucks that's nothing for grog that's nothing nothing nothing nothing he likes it feels good i'm pretty low that ends grog's turn you're low on health have you not healed at all no we stayed up and kept watch just helped with that itch you couldn't scratch jeez louise no i'm fine on this turn this one pulls out of the lava no takes an additional two d ten from being in at the start of its turn an additional eight damage and moves up both of them flank over to grog come to me woodland creatures both of them attempting to strike you from each side as you're flanked that is a twenty versus armor class that will hit and a twenty one versus armor class that'll hit too you're being attacked by jello all right both of the creatures they oozing sound up next to you these pseudo pods kind of come billowing out slamming into you with the force of an extremely thick heavy battering ram both hit you for let's see here you broke in their glass casket one hits you for twelve points of damage oh okay the other hits you for fourteen points of damage okay remember you're raging so that's halved oh halved both of those yeah awesome tank he still has more than me however both impacts slamming into your body the leftover sludge begins to eat away and corrode the flesh upon impact you take from both sides non halved because it is not slashing bludgeoning or piercing damage you take a total of fifty six points of acid damage what what what from both slams that's gross grog's unconscious no i'm not you're not double that double that or

Output: Grog charged into the cavern, leaping over ogre corpses to strike a lava ooze with his flaming black iron greataxe. The first two hits landed with fiery arcs, dealing significant damage but triggering a painful acid splash that burned Grog for 20 points. As the battle continued, two more oozes emerged from the lava and flanked Grog, slamming him with pseudopods. Both physical blows connected, and the corrosive aftermath dealt a massive 56 points of acid damage, leaving Grog critically wounded and on the brink of unconsciousness.


Input: Uh so you're raging so that's halbed oh halbed both of those yeah awesome tank he still has more than me however both impacts slamming into your body the leftover sludge begins to eat away and corrode the flesh upon impact you take from both sides non-halved because it is not slashing bludgeoning or piercing damage you take a total of fifty six points of assid damage what what what from both slams that's gross oh my god grog's unconscious no I'm not you're not double that double that or that no from both sides twenty eight from each how many have you got fourteen oh my god okay so little piles of shit have got huevos wait and I can't Clarota moves from here up to here Clarota save us really bad jello it's like fridge experiment jello coffee jello coffee jello grog that's me all smart with the fire hammer hey it did damage didn't it it certainly did something it certainly did something Clarota is going to move forward and is going to attempt a uh it's kind of close he is going to attempt a lightning bolt against this guy here no don't do a lightning bolt what why would Clarota use a lightning bolt when he saw that the lightning did not work for me Clarota did not see ugh Clarota didn't see where was Clarota way back here he has to look he was hanging back Clarota is trying to screw with us why was he trailing what the fuck nah he was hanging back he's a slacker he's weak he's a fucking slacker that's right he's weak he's got this but he doesn't have this he's weak he's hanging back all right what is the deal with the mind flayer I would recommend not arguing with the DM right yeah right I'm not arguing with the DM I'm calling Clarota a slacker Clarota as it released the bolt of energy it streaks past through the air it arcs into the side of the entity which then absorbs it Clarota's eyes go wide for a second nervous it looks at its hands and puts them back underneath its robe as it does fudge damn it Clarota the entity divides once again god darn it into two more what is that oh shit what is happening balls oh god that ends its turn at this point in time now the loud ruckus has been glaring through this tunnel shit you hear clicking sound shit ah not an umber hulk is it another one of those a pair of clacking sounds and you as soon as you look up at the ceiling and you see two large creatures clinging to the ceiling scurrying across with these strange hooked hands before both immediately leap down from the ceiling we're in big trouble Jesus Christ oh man are you freaking kidding me what are those what is that he's trying to kill us oh what is this these two large armored beak-faced subterranean creatures with shells on their backs and giant hooked arms leap down from the ceiling we're gonna die one is going to attempt to strike with both of its hook attacks at Pike Pike isn't here this is one is moving over Tiberius oh Tiberius our soft vulnerable spot what are you talking about so against Pike that is twenty one hits hits and thirteen misses misses all right you take eleven points of piercing damage okay wherever she is and the other one misses clanging against the armor the hook scrapes across metal leaving this extremely loud sound the other one goes twice against Tiberius that is a sixteen a seventeen and a nine both miss barely getting out of the way this giant large armored creature falling from the ceiling right there take a look all right that ends that so top of the round Tiberius you're up oh I look at him with a funky grin alright it's a funky one how much does he weigh eight hundred pounds pretty heavy say probably close to five hundred six hundred pounds ah beautiful I cast telekinesis and I hurl him over my head and chuck him at the other one I

Output: The party took heavy acid damage from the sludge creatures, with Grog falling unconscious before being stabilized. Their ally Clarota attempted a lightning bolt against the main entity, but it absorbed the spell and divided into two more copies. The commotion attracted two large, armored creatures with hooked arms that dropped from the ceiling, attacking Pike and Tiberius. In response, Tiberius used telekinesis to hurl one of the heavy entities at the other.


Input: uh a seventeen and a nine both miss barely getting out of the way this like giant large armored creature falling from the ceiling right there take a look all right that ends that so top of the round Tiberius you're up oh I look at him with a funky grin all right it's a funky one how much does he weigh uh like 800 pounds pretty heavy say probably close to 500 600 pounds ah beautiful I cast telekenesis and I hurl him over my head and chuck him at the other one I want to get him away from Pike I don't think I can throw him that far how far away is he from the lava actually it's about right there it's about 35 feet I'm okay I have a lot of armor she's good then I'll try that instead I'll try to slam dunk he makes a saving throw that fails entirely so the creature in front of you lifts up in the air and starts flailing about with its hooks trying to find some purchase in the ceiling you toss it over and it lands squarely into the pool of lava in the center of the tunnel you hear screeching in pain as it begins trying to find his way out okay yes yes I like lava pools I like lava pools as it's fully submerged all right that is 45 points of fire damage on it immediately as it's slowly sinking into the pool of lava he starts sinking into the pool of lava whoa Tiberius just telekenesis ed him up in the air and threw it into the lava pool yes good job I use two sorcerer points and with the other one I do glacial blast at the other guy the other one there okay go ahead and roll add your uh damn Tiberius is getting really freaking cool badass spell attack right yeah 13 plus two 15 15 right now because of the level of darkness in the room and because of its distance from you you just managed to fire just out of the range of the creature it hits the wall behind him leaving the slick of ice across the stone wall behind it but unfortunately not the actual creature okay okay oh right behind it do I see myself missing too fine as I'm missing I'll form it into a spike at the end where the walls hit okay yeah there is now an ice spike jutting out of the wall right there all right that ends your turn unless you want to move still got your move action ooh nice I'm going to where's the that way this way out the hell with the stuff yes now it would be the ogres but they're all dead all cheer Scanlan's up yeah come on Scanlan sees Pike in great danger sings a quick little ditty to go ahead and give an inspiration dice to Pike so you get a d8 okay to help you with any sort of attack rolls any saving throws ability checks how about for healing does it help with healing can I add it to anything just attack rolls saving throws and checks okay Scanlan is going to attempt to dominate the monster using his dominate creature spell saving throw it does not make it the creature that was harrowing Pike suddenly drops its claws for a second turns away from you and starts looking back towards the oozes and Grog that brings us to Vex you're up okay do I have line of sight on the other ooze that's attacking Grog the big one the big one over here you do it's dark and you have no light source currently so you can try a shot but it's going to be at disadvantage okay then I guess I should just uh half elves see in dim light up to 60 feet does that pool of lava give anything it gives a very dull glow to the room it's enough where you can see there is something there you can even take a shot as opposed to not having any chance what about the little ooze one of the little oozes same possibility because you're currently blocked by this creature that's currently sinking into the lava I guess I should attack the one that's in the lava okay okay well oh can I is he within ten or five feet of the other the little ooze

Output: The party faced a large armored creature that dropped from the ceiling. Tiberius used telekesis to hurl the creature into a central lava pool, dealing significant fire damage as it sank. He then attempted a glacial blast on a second creature but missed, leaving an ice spike jutting from the wall. Scanlan inspired Pike with a song and successfully dominated the monster attacking her, turning its attention away. Vex assessed the battlefield, considering a shot at an ooze but was hampered by darkness and limited line of sight.


Input: that pool of lava give anything uh it gives a very dull glow to the room it's enough where you can see there is something there you can even take a shot as opposed to not having any chance what about the little ooze one of the little oozes um same possibility because you're currently blocked by this creature that's currently sinking into the lava I guess I should attack the one that's in the lava okay okay well oh can I is he within ten or five feet of the other the little ooze no he's ten feet from it okay then I'll just attack him with my I'll just attack him this is lame that's a lame do it so you have two attacks oh right two attacks 13 13 misses unfortunately pathetic 20 something that hits so the first one you fire towards it except the arrow just whoosh into the lava and puff all right cool with a slight puff of smoke can I have used my flaming bowstring on the second one on the second one if you'd like to sweet oh and I hunter's marked him because I can do that all right so you moved the hunter's mark over he is now your quarry 13 go ahead and roll the additional fire damage and your quarry damage 13 19 and 22 damage 22 damage all righty the one arrow disappears the second one as you release it from the bowstring you feel the slight tingle of the arcane energy released into the arrow the arrow bursts into flame as it releases from your bow streaking and piercing the front of its hide as it's trying to claw its way out nice both of its claws are at the edges of the lava and it's pulling itself screeching its mouth and eyes wild with the severe pain it's feeling as it's slowly melting him from the bottom the arrow uh impact sound into its shoulder and burst into flame it's now freaking out it looks like it's having a really really rough time making its way out okay do you want to move or you going to stay where you are I'm gonna back up and get against the wall oh wait that's me that's you there oh I was thinking I was keyleth I'm gonna come up next to keyleth all right so right there no against the wall all right there yeah all right that ends your turn vax you're up okay I'm gonna run over the dude in the lava I'm gonna jump on him probably make an acrobatics check and land right around here between the two little slimes acrobatics check yeah don't let the slimes hit you vault the lava it's acrobatics 22 vault that lava you jump impact and barely land next to them oh my gosh now because they are because grog is it does get one swipe of attack of opportunity on you as you pass by fine that is going to be a 20 okay it's fine so as you leap off of it its hook swipes up towards you you go ahead and take 14 points of piercing damage that's a big hit yeah all right okay and since I land since grog is right up against those two I will eat this later I can sneak attack one or both of them so I'm gonna hit the one closest to the party first this is sneak attack all righty this is this is it's an 18 all right that hits three plus seven is this is my flametongue dagger so that's oh hold on no I don't know what it is yet where's my pencil I'm sending my dice everywhere nine plus six ten fifteen eighteen forty fifty eight on one slime what is the piercing damage from the dagger the piercing damage daggers are piercing so yeah so I don't know what is that is that what's besides the sneak attack damage thank you kindly mysterious appearance of paper towels that's eighteen if it's doubled for the sneak attack I don't know it's nine without a sneak attack eighteen if it's sneak attack right well it's a sneak attack because it is flanking so eighteen for sneak attack okay got you cool that's first dagger

Output: The party engaged oozes near a pool of lava in a dim chamber. The ranger attacked one creature sinking into the lava, using a hunter's mark and a flaming arrow to wound it severely. Meanwhile, the rogue performed an acrobatic vault over the lava to land between two smaller oozes, taking an opportunity attack from a larger creature named Grog. The rogue then executed a sneak attack with a flametongue dagger on one of the oozes. The party's focus was on eliminating the threats while navigating the hazardous terrain.


Input: so what's the uh piercing damage from the dagger the piercing damage daggers are piercing so yeah so I don't know what is that is that what's besides the sneak attack damage thank you kindly mysterious appearance of paper towels that's eighteen if it's doubled for the sneak attack I don't know it's nine without a sneak attack eighteen if it's sneak attack right well it's a sneak attack because it is flanking so eighteen for sneak attack okay got you cool that's first dagger all right so second dagger go ahead and second dagger attacks the other one I just turn around and sink down into the other one for sixteen with the keen yeah sixteen with the keen dagger that hits go ahead and roll damage okay and this is probably not sneak attack at this point or is it I don't know no you'll do only one sneak attack per round okay eight eight gotcha so as you rush you leap off take the scratch in the air from the hook horror creature you land on the ground slash one with your dagger slash the other both slashes are almost simultaneous as you hit you feel your blades gain purchase in both creatures and you look down at your arms as the horrible burning sensation filters onto your hands as the splash back you take a total of twenty points of acid damage from the melee attacks you took against the creatures twenty you said twenty total yes oh my god okay all right all right that brings us to percy you're at twenty four fuck it's all right where's the laser so they're all still alive all the oozes are still alive laser it was around here somewhere you had it last what are you looking for what what's happening oh never mind did I have it oh wait wait wait wait yeah you had it aha percy what you got I wanna move just slightly to my right just over there so I can get a clear shot at the oozes okay so right there yeah about right there so I'm not gonna hit anybody okay I'm gonna take two shots at the little oozes at the this one here yeah that right little ooze okay little ooze first shot twenty seven to hit and that does ten points of damage and then I'm gonna take another shot at him I'm gonna take a fire shot and I'm gonna take a negative five to hit and that's fourteen hits so that's fifteen plus that's twenty three points of damage plus three points of fire damage twenty six nice yeah boy perce on the little ooze twenty six points of damage woot woot wow plus fire plus fire get on it nasty pow pow pow pow all right that brings us to keyleth all the oozes are still alive yeah damn oozes all right I'm gonna do something crafty yeah get it gotta eat sometime guys I'm gonna bamf into an eagle all right I'm gonna fly over I think I'm gonna land right by here there uh huh all right and I'm gonna do thunder wave which is so you're coming out of eagle form so I'm coming out of eagle form I was just using the eagle to fly okay okay coming out of eagle form and I'm gonna do my thunder push so I take my staff and I throw it down kerplash yeah today it's kerplash I buy kerplash kerplash okay all right so what is the radius effect on that it's a fifteen foot cube and it pushes everything ten feet away from me directly away fifteen foot cube okay so like this cube here sure yeah a cube in front of me all right cool so they both get saving throws not grog though I'm gonna just you can do that okay neither makes their saving throw so go ahead and roll damage or whatever it does two d eight two d eight to each what is the damage type on that six it just says damage and then they're pushed I was okay so I'll go ahead and say it's thunder damage all right so they're pushed how long ten feet ten feet directly away

Output: The party continued their battle against the acidic oozes. The rogue attacked two creatures with daggers, dealing significant damage but discovering the oozes' painful acid splash-back on melee contact. Percy then fired his crossbow, landing two shots and adding fire damage to one strike. Finally, Keyleth used her wild shape to fly into position before unleashing a Thunderwave, pushing and damaging both oozes.


Input: this cube here uh yeah a cube in front of me all right cool so they both get saving throws not grog though i'm gonna just you can do that okay neither makes their saving throw so go ahead and roll damage or whatever it does two d eight two d eight to each what is the damage type on that six it just says damage and then they're pushed i was okay so i'll go ahead and say it's thunder damage all right so they're pushed how long ten feet ten feet directly away from me yeah so they're pushed right there got it i was hoping they would go into the lava unfortunately it's not far enough is that your turn yep all right pike okay can i sprinters boot over to grog sorry no glasses guys so i don't see where i am a boot you can yes okay so i'm going to cure wounds all right cause that's what i do it's what you do as a healer yo so let's see one d eight plus spell damage wait so i'm gonna do it at fourth level so that means i can roll how many times four d eight okay so plus five five eight sixteen ooh that's good twenty four twenty four so you heal twenty four thank you nice and then plus do you add that to anything well he adds it to his fourteen that he already has sorry and then can i do anything else while i'm there no bonus action to do the item move action to cast the spell no okay so that's your turn okay well done all right that brings us to grog right yeah i would like to come out of my rage all right so it's level two exhaustion for the first time ever ever wow not sure how i feel about that what do you where do you wanna go towards keyleth or toward the okay i'd like to pick up pike and run balls over this way okay right towards this area okay i'm all on my own well yeah look it nearly killed me the one time i hit it you shouldn't be doing melee on things that can split in half to begin with we're gonna die all right so you pick up pike level two exhaustion your speed is halved oh no okay so you can only move twenty feet right you messed everything up hey man if i can't be a hero here where am i gonna do it oh every other time is fine do you want to stay it doesn't really matter you grab her you turn you wanna stay over there run that way you know what i'll aim for in front of the scientology center it always goes over really well do you just wanna stay i'm gonna i'll stay i'll stay i'll leave pike where she is and i'll run up and flank iceberg lobsterface right there yeah okay so that's as far as you can get unfortunately cause you're double-fatigued my name in high school as you run past both of those slimes double double-fatigue iceberg lobsterface flash out with pseudo pods as reactions i'm surrounded by shit it's what all the kids called me so two attacks against you long story that's a twenty two yeah fuck and a nineteen yeah all right so both slam you for twenty four points of bludgeoning damage you're not raged so it's not halved okay ugh so twenty four against you with an additional fifty six points of acid damage wait what unconscious damn it why didn't you get acid damage son of a bitch they haven't hit him yet that was just grog running away oh both of them getting attacks of opportunity on him and both hitting i am surrounded by shit guys guys guys grog falls face first right next right like literally cradling his unconscious body is cradling the two dead ogres right now no this slight sound of ssss as the acid is like sizzling and scarring his flesh nobody attack the things up close that brings us to their turn oh

Output: The party faced off against a crystalline cube that unleashed a thunderous force, damaging and pushing two members back. Pike then healed Grog for a significant amount, restoring his strength. Grog chose to end his rage, suffering exhaustion for the first time, and attempted to reposition by running toward an enemy he dubbed "iceberg lobsterface." His halved speed left him vulnerable, and as he moved, both slime creatures took opportunity attacks, hitting him with bludgeoning and acid damage. The combined assault knocked Grog unconscious, leaving him sizzling on the ground next to the remains of two fallen ogres.


Input: get acid damage son of a bitch uh they haven't hit him yet that was just grog running away oh both of them getting attacks of opportunity on him and both hitting I am surrounded by shit guys guys guys grog falls face first right next right like literally cradling his unconscious body is cradling the two dead ogres right now no this slight sound of ssss as the acid is like sizzling and scarring his flesh nobody attack the things up close that brings us to their turn oh no I'm going unconscious here kids all of our heavy hitters are dead these three oozes turn actually this one's going to move here oh hello towards Pike oh hi Pike you get an attack of opportunity on it if you like oh hit it hit it yeah as it slips away get it get it do I have to roll to do that right yeah you still have roll to hit it twenty six hits why is it going up there you're gonna kill this thing eleven eleven yeah points of damage that's the damage eleven yeah oh yeah yeah yeah all right cool what did you guys vote on no shit did they vote on this probably so the one that's attacking you Pike that is a you guys suck twenty three versus armor class yes that hits all right you take twelve points of bludgeoning damage from the impact of the pseudopod with an additional twenty eight points of acid damage son of a gun pseudopod okay so an additional twenty eight on top of that you guys are dicks yeah so a total of forty points of damage from the strike I understand did he just call it a pseudopod masochists the other two are going to attack you sure they are that's going to be a nineteen versus armor class yeah that hits cause I'm at nineteen right so that hits if I'm at nineteen it hits yeah okay the other one is a fourteen so that misses okay so I use Uncanny Dodge on the one that hit oh all right so nice whoa yeah you do as you pull that away you you take half damage from the strike half damage that's right all right so that's this was a forty take twenty points of damage total from the bludgeoning and the acid oh I am rough kids I am rough plus acid all right that ends their turn oh my god Clarota Clarota save us is going to step forward to there use your magic you strange flayer you do not use Lightning Bolt yeah no Lightning Bolt Clarota Clarota reaches forward uses his own taking a note from Tiberius uses his Telekinesis spell the arcanist marks on its body flare up and as it does you can see this large creature gets lifted up and slams on top of this hook horror yes that's awesome pushing it further into the lava and doing additional acid damage to the hook horror which yeah and it dies damn hook whores you see which completely dissolves and melts the hook horror all right Clarence as it pushes down the ooze just touches the edge of the lava not taking full damage from the impact but just enough from the portion of it Clarence Clarence taking an additional five points of fire damage all right it's that one there great all right that brings us to the hook horror's turn who is currently dominated by Scanlan is going to rush forward to the edge here and strike twice at the yeah Scanlan creature in the lava both hit yes I'm full it's prone that deals six plus fourteen eight all right the hook horror that Scanlan's controlling slams its hooks down into the ooze causing the ooze to get pushed further into the lava as you see its form begin to dissipate and slowly disintegrate into the pool of lava yeah leaving this dark cooled kind of surface element to it slowly breaking apart dissipating over the magma bye

Output: The party faced a perilous encounter against oozes and hook horrors in a lava-filled cavern. Grog fell unconscious early, surrounded by acid-scorched ogre corpses, while Pike took severe damage from a pseudopod strike but mitigated it with Uncanny Dodge. The mind flayer ally Clarota used Telekinesis to lift an ooze and slam it onto a hook horror, dissolving both in the lava. Meanwhile, Scanlan's dominated hook horror attacked another ooze, pushing it into the magma and destroying it. The party managed to eliminate several threats but remained in a dire situation with key members down.


Input: so I rushed up to the edge there and struck twice at the uh… creature in the lava. Both hit. Yeah. I’m full. It’s prone. That deals six plus fourteen eight. All right. The hook horror that Scanlan’s controlling slams its hooks down into the ooze causing the ooze to get pushed further into the lava. As you see its form begin to dissipate and slowly disintegrate into the pool of lava. Yeah! Leaving this dark cooled kind of surface element to it. Slowly breaking apart dissipating over the magma. Bye bitch. End of its turn it’s going to try and make a saving throw against the domination effect. Rolls a natural twenty. Breaks the effect however I feel like it did its good for the turn. Damn it. Did he take acid damage? Is he hurt? Yeah he did. He took twenty points of acid damage from each strike. Nice. Good good good. So there is only one left? No there is two little oozes and a big one. Two oozes and a monster man. All right that brings us to the top of the turn. Tiberius you’re up. Ah very well. I scooch myself a little bit over behind him. Over here? Yeah that’s good I can see his fanny from here. I’m going to cast Glacial Blast again but I’m going to form a giant spike once more and jam it right in his asshole. Oh he’s pulling a Vax. And I’m going to try and catapult it right where it’s over. Because it’s still at the edge of the lava pool right? Mm-hm. So you’re going to glacial spike in the… kancho him. Magically kancho. Magic ice kancho blast. Arcane cheat code. All right. So go ahead and roll to attack. Up up down down left right left right. A B A B N. Twenty four. That definitely hits. Go ahead and roll damage. Yeah. One two three four six. That is eight. What is that a twelve? Fifteen sixteen eighteen nineteen twenty. Twenty damage. Twenty damage? All right and he’s grappled correct? I’m not trying to grapple him I’m trying to just push him. Push him? Shove? Yeah. Into the lava. Because he’s like swinging at that dude so I’m like up his keister. All right. All right. So he does make his saving throw. Okay. Unfortunately so it doesn’t push him into the lava but it does slam him and does a shit-ton of damage to him so. Nice. In his pooper. Looking rough. Just a little bit. Yeah. I’ll spend another two points. How many points do you have now? After this I’ll have five. Okay. Because we had the rest I regenerated all my stuff. Right. Right. So I spent two already. He’s making trouble. I spent another two on the fight. And I’m going to do another one. Up his ass again. All right go ahead and roll for that. Yeah. Twenty. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah and that is fifteen. Fifteen points of damage. Makes his saving throw again unfortunately. It does not push him. Does additional points of damage. He’s looking really rough. You can see now this ice has encrusted around the outside of its armor. And his butt. And where the wounds from the impact are there’s cracking shards of ice crystal jutting outward. From his arsehole. From his asshole. Scanlan’s turn. Should have had your sheet Scanlan. Scanlan’s going to go ahead and for the hell of it run up and make an attack. Eff him up Scanlan. Let’s go Scanlan. Why not? Pulling out his singing sword arches in the air and begins humming to it as he walks upon… The humming kind of adds this vibration element like a tuning fork blade as he arcs the sword down. A natural eighteen. I’m going to assume that hits. That’s going to be a one d eight longsword damage. That’s an eight plus… twelve points of damage. Woo Scanlan. Yeah Scanlan. Go Scanlan. The blade swings down to where the ice has encrusted the back of its armored shell. Scanlan takes the blade swings it down and pierces it directly into where that ice has gathered. As it does it cracks open the back of its armored shell. Almost peeling it open like a shrimp. You can now see…

Output: The party focused their attacks on the remaining creatures at the lava's edge. The controlled hook horror struck a ooze, pushing it into the lava where it began to disintegrate, though the domination effect then ended. Tiberius repeatedly cast Glacial Blast, targeting one creature from behind to damage and attempt to shove it into the magma, but it successfully resisted being pushed each time. Finally, Scanlan charged in with his singing sword, striking the ice-encrusted creature and cracking open its armored shell.


Input: as he arcs the sword down uh a natural eighteen I'm gonna assume that hits that's gonna be a one d eight longsword damage that's an eight plus uh twelve points of damage woo scamland yeah scamland go scamland the blade swings down to where the ice has encrusted the back of its armored shell scamland takes the blade swings it down and pierces it directly into where that ice has gathered as it does it cracks open the back of its armored shell almost peeling it open like a shrimp you can now see all its fleshy innards are exposed to the outside it's looking extremely extremely close to death it's screaming in pain kind of thrashing about now shremping cool vex you're up okay I'm gonna lightning bolt the bad guy this guy yeah all right oh wait no I should save my brother maybe okay I'm going to attack one of the ooze's instead the one right behind me the one right behind him all right go ahead and roll for attack yeah yeah twenty three very nice very nice that hits oh I hunter's mark him first bonus bonus excellent fourteen for the first attack wait do we still have scamland's inspiration song you do yeah you do you have the die I have the die is what I'm talking about sorry do I get six on both attacks I do don't I mm-hm yeah seventeen on the second attack all right kill it kill it with a sickening splat sound the ooze splatters across the floor yeah thank you leaving a small sizzling pool that's scarring the rock below it you can see it slowly depressing into the ground you gonna stay where you are yeah all right that brings us to vax all right I walk back about fifteen feet and I go shnk shnk throw daggers at it both daggers first one's a fifteen that hits okay and that is uh this is my keen dagger that is nine nine hits second dagger definitely hits that's a twenty six hits none of them are sneak attack unfortunately that's fine this is flame tongue I don't know if fire helps but that is an eight so nine and an eight nine and an eight gotcha both daggers splash into it you can see where they would slowly be scarred and damaged except that they teleport back to my blink belt yay blink belt as they return to your belt you can feel there a slight bit of liquid left and you shake it off quickly shite shake it off but no other effect that that it looks like it's having a hard time keeping its form together it's kind of shaking and uh oozing sound as it moves still running towards pike finish that shit pike that brings us to percy hit it all right I'm just taking the shot taking a shot with the bonus so that's fourteen to hit mm-hm that hits so that's eighteen points of damage all righty and I'm gonna take the other shot is this against the ooze yeah yeah sorry the ooze all right yep and that's thirteen to hit grog's unconscious he'll be fine in ten minutes pike what he's out of the fight but he'll be fine oh okay and that's eleven points of damage the first shot hits and the ooze kind of quivers it leaves this kind of gaping hole and it begins to slowly reform itself before it can you see the other weak spot where the top of its physical form is barely wavering and it's able to keep corporeal you aim the second shot and as you fire it detonates and that portion of its upper torso whatever it would be gets flung off and splats against the wall the rest of it slowly liquefying as the rest of the slime is destroyed nice yeah buddy yeah so I'm going to back up against the wall I'm going to back to the wall of the yeah okay keyleth do I have enough speed to get next to vex there thirty feet uh vax you mean yeah you do is that vax all right once again I'm going to thorn whip this bitch all right go ahead and roll for attack thorn whip

Output: Scamland landed a critical blow on the armored creature, cracking its icy shell and exposing its vulnerable innards. Vex then used Hunter's Mark and eliminated one of the oozes with a lightning bolt, causing it to splatter and dissolve into the floor. Vax retreated and threw two daggers at the main creature, which returned via his blink belt but had no further effect. Percy then finished off the second ooze with two shots from his firearm, causing it to liquefy and be destroyed. With Grog unconscious but stable, the party turned their focus back to the primary foe as Keyleth moved into position and began casting thorn whip.


Input: flung off and splats against the wall and the rest of it is just slowly liquefying as the rest of the slime is destroyed uh nice yeah buddy yeah so i'm gonna back up against the wall i'm gonna back to the wall of the yeah okay uh keyleth do i have enough speed to get next to vex there thirty feet vax you mean yeah you do is that vax all right once again i'm gonna thorn whip this bitch all right go ahead and roll for attack thorn whip twenty six that hits definitely go ahead and roll damage thorn whip the bitch is dead eight points of damage okay and i pull him how do you want to do this all cheer the creature is slashing about with its claws so i take my thorn whip and i go and i grab him and i see he's still struggling so i take another one and i go on the other one and i just go spider-man style and as you do it it plummets face first into the woo both into the magma and the slightly still sizzling form left over from the ooze that had melted there magma and acid and just for flavor i take a big gust of air a big wind burst and i go down into the lava pool encrusting it all as you do it slams down you hear it scream underneath as its body begins to quiver the wind burst hits and the cool air rushes through the tunnel all of your guys hair and everything gets blown back for a second you have to cover your eyes and as you look back all laugh the magma has cooled to a solid rock covering surface as darkness falls back into the tunnel oh light as tiberius hits light in the tunnel you can see the grog hook horror which a portion of its upper torso is now encrusted into the actual cavern floor awesome amazing save grog i'm gonna go over to grog and cure wounds at fourth level all right you tried to kill us but you failed don't challenge them don't nice try nice job guys i did a pretty decent job actually i ate pizza in front of you guys i don't care it was tasty thank you yeah i don't care no shame delicious pizza no we're not gonna have trinket this whole thing we better get back to trinket soon i'm freaking out you guys that's true if we keep going twenty five points of heal just in seven more weeks thank you you're welcome i might be able to guide him trinket's on the sidelines man that makes me so sad we're not going back and it's all you guys fault but it was like three years trinket was by your side this is the first time ever as grog you come to consciousness again ah did i kill it you did grog good job yes grog you killed it good also handful of pizza i put my hand in my pizza all laugh you killed them all grog you were magnificent yay grog aha tell me more snores all laugh wait now we pass out so can i also do a mass cure wounds since i just did a yeah if you'd like okay so i'll also do a mass cure wounds yay yes cause i'm at four hit points yeah you're pretty bad oof brother i'm fine oh brother where art thou i feel fine i feel fine ah me too i feel fine oh oh oh fancy you blah blah blah blah all laugh seems that there's one table where everyone is perfectly reasonable all the time yes vax i'm at four hit points you go fuck yourself yes everyone on this side of the table's good there's an acid guy stab all laugh i was trying to save his ass i was hurting myself on purpose all right so as you guys steel yourselves for a moment kind of recovering from that fateful encounter you twenty two points of healing to everyone to everyone that's pretty good everyone heals twenty two points of damage

Output: The party finished off the last of the ooze-like creature and a hook horror, with Vax using his thorn whip to drag the latter into a pool of magma. Keyleth then used a gust of wind to cool the lava over the creature, entombing it in rock. With the immediate threats eliminated, the group turned to recovery, with Pike healing the unconscious Grog and then casting a mass cure wounds to restore the entire party. They took a moment to steel themselves, battered but victorious, before preparing to move on.


Input: Here's the rewritten transcript, shaped to feel like a noisy, imperfect Whisper output—complete with filler words, merged speakers, slight mishearings, and stripped punctuation to capture the chaos of overlapping conversation. that there's one table where everyone is perfectly reasonable uh all the time yes Vax I'm at four hit points you go fuck yourself uh yes everyone on this side of the table's good there's an acid guy stab haha I was trying to save his ass I was hurting myself on purpose all right so as you guys steel yourselves for a moment kind of recovering from that fateful encounter you uh 22 points of healing to everyone to everyone that's pretty good everyone heals 22 points of damage that's half-ish I reload well done well done half-ish something additional thank you Pike oh you're welcome Grog my best pal hell yeah growling noises growling noises all right haha it's a language we speak yeah man it's like our own thing haha you guys push forward down the tunnel oh yes limping for another 20 or so minutes bringing yourself along sore from the impact of the battle I'm burnt bits of your armor scarred by the way your armor yes what type of armor was it uh it was it's magical I found it in the goblin city stud leather armor plus two all right for the acidic nature of this wait do you know what's funny what's funny is the armor I had before this that I wasn't paying attention to was acid resistant isn't that funny and now you don't have it no more uh that's so funny that's great look at that that's really funny keep going that is funny it's in my bag you wipe it off thankfully the magic enchantment protects the armor entirely ah see that was acid resistant too Grog what armor do you have even better oh it's like hides and leathers and just regular hide yep currently as you're walking you look down and notice that the armor on your torso has near completely dissolved gasps son of a well you're welcome ladies my my Grog it's time for a show Grog will you put those away as it stands you have no additional armor class bonus for any armor uh oh no your hide armor is gone it is completely dissolved what about the black armor put on the dwarven black plate armor they're dwarves what if we melt it and then make it a big one if it's magical it might fit you if you just try it on uh I don't know would that work it's true hold on hold on DM DM I take off my magical armor which was dwarven in shape before oh good but I take it off it shrinks down to like a little toddler oh ew cover yourself Vax I'm wearing like a Scientology unibody underwear underneath haha oh okay uh wouldn't that be that's mormons the armor shrinks down to like toddler size I don't know what that means and I hand it to Grog it's probably for the best and I go to my pack and I take out my old armor which is acid resistant not quite as cool as what I was wearing but I don't want him you had two pairs of gloves I can't huh kidding it's Dumb and Dumber I can't stare at his pecs for the next three days so I'll give him my armor I can ooh and put on what I had on before all right so you take a moment and hand him new armor and Grog this scarred nearly naked goliath form has been lumbering through this hallway ooh hoo modesty Grog haha you place the stud leather on stud leather armor plus two okay so mark that for your AC stud armor leather plus two wait but then what are he's got his own armor I've got my old armor I found that armor down here I'm gonna be the person who actually examines the cart at this point okay oh that's a good idea plus we have other plate armor that's a loaner you know I just figured someone ought to what the fuck did we open uh plus two to AC yeah and it should be me yeah no it's more complicated than This keeps the original humor and narrative flow while adding the texture of real-time speech—hesitations, casual mispronunciations, and all. Let me know if you'd like any adjustments!

Output: After recovering from their battle with 22 points of healing each, the party limped forward through the tunnel for about twenty minutes. During the trek, Grog discovered his hide armor had completely dissolved from prior acid exposure. In response, Vax removed his magical Dwarven plate armor, which shrank down, and instead gave Grog his old stud leather armor (+2 AC). Vax then retrieved his own previously discarded acid-resistant armor to wear, ensuring the party was better protected against the dungeon's hazards.


Input: Studded armor leather plus two uh wait but then what are he's got his own armor I've got my old armor I found that armor down here I'm gonna be the person who actually examines the cart at this point okay oh that's a good idea plus we have other plate armor that's a loaner you know I just figured someone ought to what the fuck did we open plus two to AC yeah and it should be me yeah no it's more complicated than that okay here's the circumstance for you real fast before we get to that so Grog yep the armor you had on was hide which was a dex bonus of twelve plus your dex studded leather is

Output: The party discovered a set of +2 studded leather armor and debated its distribution, comparing it to existing gear like hide armor and plate armor. One member examined the cart where the armor was found, while another began calculating armor class bonuses. They considered who would benefit most from the new armor, weighing its properties against their current equipment. The discussion revealed a focus on optimizing their collective defense through shared resources.


Input: so yeah this gnome guy Scanlan he's got this hearty laugh and a song and like a twinkle in his eye that just uh melts hearts makes the females swoon and all that and then there's this other guy Tiberius Stormwind he's like greetings and salutations I'm from a town called Ty'rex or something in the heart of Draconia born from a politically respected family and uh at the age of fifteen he passed the Sorcerer's Rite showing a progeny-like control of his magic the judges and the Draconian high council were amazed at how powerful his spells were for how long he'd been training and by twenty he was the youngest appointed member of the magic guild in Draconian history for the next few years he almost went mad from the malice of being a guild member 'cause it's rather boring however one day he happened upon a chamber unused for quite some time and in the room were stacks of books and maps of surrounding cities and areas around the known world and for months he would frequent the chamber and learned of artifacts from legend after a long period of research he made a list of artifacts that caught his eye he brought these findings to the high council and was told that all of the information in the chamber he'd stumbled upon was either believed to be fiction or unsolvable mysteries and hence were lost forever and he found those answers to be unacceptable so a year later he devised a ruse and managed to convince the city council to lend support in him leaving Draconia on a mission of peace and diplomacy for the surrounding kingdoms going from town to town making friends and allies in and for the name of Draconia being a red dragonborn he had quite the task on his hands but it was exactly what he needed so he could explore the world and find these artifacts as he felt the truth was out there some may describe him as buffoonish but he says poppycock to all that he is much sharper than most give him credit for he just doesn't pay attention to things sometimes he's also been known to be rather cunning loyal happy-go-lucky and well dangerous he can't help but show his true scales every now and then but overall he thinks he's quite friendly for a Dragonborn and uh then this other guy Vax'ildan never entirely welcome in the company of elves or men he learned at a young age to skip past formality preferring instead to invite himself in your door along with his twin sister Vex'ahlia Vax was born by a chance encounter between elven royalty and human peasantry raised by their mother in their early years the twins were eventually sent off to their father in the elven capital of Singorn but their cool reception among the elves there never warmed and their time in the capital didn't last the siblings stole away one autumn night and set out on the open road after a few years of wandering they eventually decided to return to their mother and journeyed back to the lands of their youth but instead of finding their childhood home they returned to a pile of rubble their mother was gone their home burned to ash pressing the townspeople for answers they learned of the day the dragon came uh with a roar and everything with their ties all severed Vax'ildan and his sister set out to find their fortune together in Tal'Dorei an outsider since birth Vax quickly learned to solve life's challenges in his own particular way often by sidestepping them entirely and when his knack for circumventing adversity isn't enough the way of blades the elves schooled him in more than makes up the difference and like so many half-elves Vex'ahlia has spent most of her life suffering the cool reception of a people who don't fully accept her born of a human mother and an elven father who only later in life took an interest in their existence Vex'ahlia and her twin brother Vax'ildan quickly realized the only people they could truly rely on in this world were each other it was at the age of ten when the two were taken from their mother and brought to live in Singorn the isolated elven city for which their father was an ambassador he quietly took them in but always kept an icy distance and after too many years of disdainful looks the pair decided to leave his indifference behind and set out on their own Vax took to the cities stealing small trinkets and learning the ways of the thief while Vex kept to the woods she preferred the isolation always the keen observer she learned to hunt and to track to spy and to shoot and through a series of fateful events

Output: The party began by introducing themselves and sharing their backgrounds. Scanlan, a charismatic gnome, won over the group with his charm and song. Tiberius Stormwind, a red dragonborn sorcerer from Draconia, recounted his prestigious upbringing and his secret mission to find legendary artifacts. Vax'ildan and Vex'ahlia, half-elf twins, then revealed their difficult past, including their rejection in the elven capital and the tragic loss of their mother to a dragon, which led them to a life of adventure in Tal'Dorei.


Input: uh their mother and brought to live in Singorn uh the isolated elven city for which their father was an ambassador he quietly took them in but always kept an icy distance and after too many years of disdainful looks the pair decided to leave his indifference behind and set out on their own uh Vax took to the cities stealing small drickets and learning the ways of the thief while Vex kept to the woods she preferred the iceolation always the keen observer she learned to hunt and to track to spy and to shoot and through a series of fateful events earned herself a companion in the form of a bear her own stolen Trinket to fight alongside her and protect her fiercely also he is adorable and gives expert massages um welcome back everyone the new intro tonight which I think we're all pretty damn proud of was put together by our fanstastic over load Zac uh it put him to work for quite some time also the mixing and sound effects done by the amazing Alex Neat and the music you heard was composited by the amazingly talented Jason Charles Miller so if you don't know Jason you should look him up he's done stuff for The Guild and many other web shows also a fantastic musician on his own with his own stuff he is the lead singer of Godhead he's just a good guy also a voice actor look him up if you have any time good people and he lent his talents to our intro so we really appreciate that buddy also we had a great time at Table top day got to meet some of our fans got to take some pictures bunch of cool folks some of us got to go on the stream at certain points in the day all around a good time so those of you that got a chance to come thank you so much and a fan created as I mentioned before this awesome t-shirt with the roster so we were all really inspired to go ahead and make some of our own got the party showing off their Critical Roll positive uh so one of the things we were actually talking about doing so we'd like to give a shout out to the person who made this big shout out to at RuzGofDi thank you for doing this a lot of people have been asking for shirts I don't know if you guys maybe would be into that or not so we thought maybe we would wear these see what you guys thought but if you guys are into it we thought about doing a limited run of these and making this the first of our fan-designed t shirts first of many first of many every once in a while we'll have fans submit designs and then we'll pick a winner each one will be a limited run so if you guys will like this let us know and maybe we'll make it happen um I'm wearing one right now in my underpants which we will be selling next week yes and there might be some stills of that to order I'm going to wear mine next game next game I guess some people are into the idea let the chat know people seem to be and we'll be putting more designs out getting some shirt possibilities to you guys in the near future let us know in the chat guys wait wait wait I've got some thing I just gave everyone in the party rupees treasure rupees these were sent to me by Tim West who has a great new company called Fantasy Coin HQ if you go to fantasycoinhq.com he makes Matt's holding up a dwarven coin at the moment they make gems they make fantasy coins nerd coins are we doing free ads now for people this is just a thank you this is a thank you check it out or if you just hit a really tall tuft of grass with a sword these will pop out of it so you don't have to order them just mow your lawn they're hefty too if these were rupees this is what they would feel like I kind of want to throw them at people across the room I want to trade them put them in a pouch also guys as a note we have available tonight for the person for people who have managed to get themselves to 2150 subscribers tonight we will send out another promo kit to one of you folks in the chat with another signed picture of our Critical Roll

Output: The party members Vax and Vex left the isolated elven city of Singorn after growing up under the cold indifference of their ambassador father. Vax took to the cities, learning the ways of a thief, while Vex preferred the isolation of the woods, honing her skills as a hunter and tracker. Through fateful events, Vex earned a fierce and protective companion in a bear she named Trinket. The siblings decided to leave their past behind and set out on their own adventures.


Input: so you don't have to order them just mow your lawn they're hefty too uh if these were roo-bees this is what they would feel like i kinda want to throw them at people across the room i want to trade them put them in a pouch also guys as a note we have available tonight for the person for people who have managed to get themselves to two thousand one hundred fifty subscribers tonight we will send out another promo kit to one of you folks in the chat with another signed picture of our critical role cast so be sure to see if we can get the subscribers to climb up as well so keep an eye out for that in the evening so we can give out one of those before the night is over that would be awesome let's do this let's kick into the game proper guys let's get some proper music playing because that's what i do that's what i baby do right doesn't matter the music's important to me um the party had been travelling into the dwarven city of kraghammer at the behest of arcanist allura vysoren in search of a halfling paladin a very revered folk hero named lady kima of vord who had gone missing following a vision quest somewhere beneath the dwarven city of kraghammer supposedly for some great evil that was germinating there festering and growing after you guys traversed through the dwarven city you began to find your way down into the mines the mythril mines of greyspine beneath the dwarven town after a few fateful encounters the return of your gnome cleric hey that's me grog having his proverbial brains blown out by an intellect devourer the party then decided to make friends with a mind flayer an illithid that had been cast out from its people seeking vengeance and possible return to its people upon making this alliance they made an attack on the dwarven or the duergar war camp that is threatening to rise up and attack kraghammer from deep within the mountains themselves the attack was successful the general was killed interrogated and some interesting information was gleaned from him before his brain was sucked out from his head by clarota the mindflayer friend however this attack also announced to the local war camp of your presence and in the process of attempting to escape the druid was damaged and lost her eagle form and thus began a freefall of many party members a haphazard attempt to use the magic carpet far over its weight limit led most of the party to come crash landing and nearly killing everyone managed to escape walled themselves in thanks to keyleth's stone wall spell and after staying the evening in one of the deeper tunnels and barely avoiding a roving band of duergar there you managed to find yourselves in battle with two ogres carrying some sort of strange mutated black pudding ooze contained in a glass container the glass container being shattered of course by an explosive arrow created by percy and fired by vex go us at the very start of the battle led into a very rough battle with this strange mutating ooze that kept splitting and splitting until through some good teamwork crafty use of telekinesis and a nearby lava pool and general high damage rolls you guys managed to survive the encounter barely making your way to the bottom of this tunnel you found yourself looping back around to the large crevice where the giant waterfall had fallen in before where you had met clarota which allowed you to retrieve your bear trinket yeah trinket we pick up as you guys begin to step down into the lower tunnels the ones that are partially coated with a series of magma pools and falls that are trickling out of the rockside all right everyone i was just so out of it last time have we rested are we in some need of rest we should probably rest what are we around what's near us is this just a tunnel is there any sort of shelter caves we're by that lake with the giant monster we circled all the way back around oh shit and went down to that place that you told us not to go in the first place yeah that's where we ended up how was that for you so essentially there was we're back in the camp you're under the camp you're where the giant chasm leads

Output: The party allied with the outcast mind flayer Clarota and successfully attacked the duergar war camp, killing the general and gathering intelligence before escaping. Their retreat was chaotic, involving a near-fatal fall and a desperate carpet ride, after which they sheltered overnight to avoid patrols. They then battled two ogres and a mutating black pudding ooze, ultimately defeating it by using telekinesis to hurl it into lava. After the fight, they looped back to the large chasm near the waterfall where they first met Clarota, and are now assessing their need for rest in the magma-lined tunnels below the duergar camp.