Input: you got it trink um all right oh wait hold on i want to turn to everybody and go fly you fools um its a free action ill let you do that laughs percy youre up um holding my turn holding back yeah im holding my turn okay percy holding back pike go ahead and make an intellect saving throw yes uh nineteen nineteen you finally shrug off the effect of the mind blast your eyes clarify does she fall in love with the first thing she sees laughter the first thing you do see is scanlon holding you youre now outside of the temple theres the dark kind of dull glowing green atmosphere outside the entire yugvoril city around you with bits of blue crystal you know against the cavern walls its scary you look around you you can see illithid charging up the side of the temple just gliding toward you angrily you look forward and on your shoulders clutching you is scanlon blood streaking down the front of his face with a big smile gasps scanlon are you hurt im fine baby how are you im great well not really but im just going to pretend im happy so that everybody can be okay laughter thats right pike bury it deep inside well can i do a spell okay mass cure wounds okay for the well hold on a minute how low is everybody not really that low nobodys really low im at thirtytwo hes pretty low you two are the only ones yeah can you cast something on kima oh no we should just keep her stone for now youre low youre super low yeah cast it on yourself man heal yourself she can hold this part of her turn until everybodys up there mass cure wounds on yourself because mass cure wounds is for multiple people no can i just do you can cast cure wounds on yourself i can yeah but he needs it too its your choice its also touch you have to be next to him to do that shit just do your thing you need it all right i need it oh no at six hit points id recommend it to you the dm recommends it laughter you were so close to dying again i was so scared i stringently urge you four out of five dms recommend laughter all right seventeen okay so you heal yourself seventeen hit points you clutch your holy symbol you feel the warmth fill your body and your wounds seal up slowly you feel a little better because you were on deaths door there all right you want to move at all anything else you want to do this turn or are you good now im at twentythree wait so bonus action get on the bear no he cant you dont have to he can barely hold one groans and laughter ba dum tss i cant do that right what i cant get on trinket right now trinket can barely hold vex so as a bonus action ill give scanlon a kiss on his cheek oh do i get an inspiration for that you do laughter a d6 inspiration dice im never going to wash it

Output: - After the party successfully resisted the mind blast, they found themselves outside the temple in the glowing green atmosphere of the Yuggvora city, surrounded by charging illithids. Scanlon, who had been clutching Pike, appeared bloodied but insisted he was fine, prompting the group to debate the best use of their healing resources. Ultimately, Pike chose to cast *cure wounds* on himself to stabilize his critical condition rather than healing the incapacitated Kima. With his health restored, Pike decided to use his bonus action to give Scanlon a kiss on the cheek, earning him a d6 inspiration die from the DM. The party remained on high alert as they assessed their next move against the approaching threats.


Input: are you good ashley now I'm at like twenty three wait so bonus action get on the bear no he cant you dont have to he can bearly hold one oh god *groans and laughter* ba dumb tash I cant do that right what I cant get on trinket right now trinket can barely hold like vex so as a bonus action I'll give scanlan a kiss on his cheek oh do I get like an inspiration for that you do *laughing* a d six inspiration dice I'm never gonna wash it again you never wash it to begin with its this uh strangely romantic moment as she reaches forward grabs him and kisses him on the cheek and pulls away and he looks at her with this beautiful smile and then the sound effects kick in again of the bats screeching ahead and the *inhales* of all the illithid swarming up the side of the temple oh god were still in a war zone oh no we got to get it together all right vax okay I run up the dais land on the brain I'm on my way but before I go I'm gonna kiss you goodbye dagger dagger dagger stabbing into the brain before I leap onto the carpet so here I go first one misses second one is a twenty five twenty five okay which gets nine damage all right and last dagger is a thirteen no okay so I'll give him a little cut a little nick and then jump on the flying carpet jump on the flying carpet all righty and I grab percy around the neck and kiss him on the cheek and say lets get out of here you bastard do I get like an inspiration point for that *laughter* no thats a double standard you know how I feel about you fight the patriarchy down the road maybe this is the start of something beautiful I'm feeling something new let the seeds germinate for a while then the dice may come naturally so you're holding your turn percy you want to go now I want to go now all right so that brings you here percy go ahead I'm just gonna like reel straight up and on my way up I'm gonna take two more shots at the brain okay okay we'll say here for the purposes of this taking two more shots sixteen oh I'm suffocating in the brain oh no its fallen over whats the first roll sixteen sixteen does hit oh its not even flat okay were just gonna put it down there and nineteen sixteen doesnt hit the nineteen just barely hits it it pierces through the psychic barrier *zoomf* the bullet sinking again into the fleshy membrane the second one has a bonus die yay ice shot ice shot maybe you'll freeze it percy and vax ship it thats thirteen points plus two points of ice damage okay so sixteen total all right as it blasts inside you can see the ice these strange crystals of frozen liquid they burst out almost like it actually freezes the blue explosion in place for a moment and then the ice just slowly melts away yeah theres some damage dealt to it but this is a hardy sack of hit points and

Output: - Vex attempted to board the flying carpet but realized it could not support her weight, so she instead shared a romantic kiss with Scanlan that granted her an inspiration die. While the party faced the chaos of swarming illithids and screeching bats, Vax launched a surprise attack on the temple's brain, landing two successful dagger strikes for nine and one damage before leaping onto the carpet to escape. Percy then reeled upward, firing two additional shots that pierced the creature's psychic barrier, with the second shot dealing sixteen total damage and temporarily freezing the brain with ice crystals. Despite the party's efforts to damage the entity, the brain proved to be a hardy target with significant remaining hit points, leaving the group still entrenched in the war zone.


Input: going to attempt two mind blasts alright that's as high as they get with levitation with the full height that takes the top because technically you guys are up here I just couldn't put the structure that high up the only people the only person that's in the radius would be like Scanlan and Pike again alright both of you guys make intellect saving throws again I'm just looking into her eyes the whole time um can you sing you've got that inspiration die oh I do I don't need it though what did you roll I'm at twenty okay fourteen fourteen alright can I sing for her unfortunately you have to do that on your turn you manage to resist the effects of it you take twenty two points of psychic damage and once again your brain clenches good thing you healed yourself Pike damn good thing you healed yourself she was at twenty three that's twenty two that's one point yeah that's the second time this round you feel all of a sudden the blast hits you and you see her eyes roll back in her head as she reaches up and grabs the side of her head again nearly dropping her shield and mace which you manage to catch before they clatter down into the temple okay baby come on maybe we'll be okay do you want some more dice alright Grog you're up oh no you're up there they went that brings it to the top of the round Vex you're up take it take it give it to her please head to the beach wait top of the round yeah we're at the very top now at the very end the new guys burst in and attacked I'm going to sighs is that brain fluid still floating around it like out and stuff well we woke it up I know but now it's awake so Percy shot no actually you didn't do your turn on that one I'm sorry I think we skipped Scanlan should I kill the brain or try to kill the brain if you can also flee at the same time well he has to wait for the carpet the brain is down there in the puddle in the pool is that big scaffolding still hanging over it it's currently dangling over to this side because it's been busted from three different corners and it's like precariously hanging but it's not right over the thing but it might fall and tip or it could not could somebody also use telekinesis to pull it to fall the other way I do not have the necessary item to do two concentration spells at once is it super heavy it's pretty heavy it probably weighs close to like seven hundred to a thousand pounds what does the giant brass structure and how high above it is it like would it get a significant amount of force it would fall down and then topple over unless I made it fall unless you made it fall in that case we'll see do I do that or do I just lightning strike okay it's your decision go bold do what you were going to do do it I'm feeling handsy Bigby's Hand

Output: - Scanlan and Pike successfully resisted the mind flayer's second mind blast, though both took significant psychic damage. Vex and the party managed to catch the flayer's dropped shield and mace as she collapsed, seemingly unconscious. As the round ended, new enemies burst into the temple, prompting a chaotic decision regarding the precariously hanging brass scaffolding. The group debated whether to use telekinesis to topple the heavy structure onto the brain or simply attack it directly. Ultimately, the party prepared to act on the scaffolding's position while the flayer remained vulnerable on the ground.


Input: uh okay so they are at disadvantage at this distance like uh man 17 on the first 17 ricochet sound reflected deflected by the arcane shield on the brain all right so then the second one does as well and the last one definitely does yeah so all three just ping ping ping take the wheel okay so as it gets more and more damaged it's waking up more and more and it looks like it's actually gaining power the more it does okay and then Percy yelled in my ear so I take some of the little carpet tassels okay so as your movement you manage to move the carpet all the way up it swoops up into the center of grab the gnomes this right here you guys are all looking precariously at this carpet that is now floating up from the center of the temple as you get to the top you look over and you can see there's probably close to 20 mind flayers that are swarming up the side that brings us to Vax Percy you're up okay I pull out Bad News and I'm going to lie down on my stomach hanging off the edge of the carpet hanging brain and I'm taking a shot straight down okay I'll say it takes you your movement movement to get it out so you're there you're unable to move the carpet you pull the Bad News out you get down you're precariously off the side of it and it is sagging as your weight touches it you get ready go ahead and fire firing a deadshot oh come on that's 18 as you fire the blast sends you up almost onto your feet on the carpet again and you hear this impact sound this crash of the blast hitting stone as the psychic field around it deflects the bullet sending it into the ground I thought 18 was the number that we were aiming for shit wait did I have an inspiration dice from last fuck you did I did have an inspiration dice from last game I did what do you give people with it d10 d10 oh fuck that's right can he add it now yeah I'll trust you on that I did I did because I'm always excited when I get them because I never get them that's true okay yeah all right go ahead and roll for that 21 that'll do it oh my god as the brain continues to wake up it improves its defenses improves its capabilities oh I understand okay but that will hit so go ahead and roll damage on that okay it's Hulking essentially so as you release the blast it hits the psychic field the first impact you hear is it hitting the psychic field and pushing through into the actual brain matter come on let me double-check that I'm doing this right hold on deadshot's weird plus weapon damage okay so that's eight nine ten 11 12 13 25 points of damage 25 points of damage boom you see the section of it that's kinda charred and burned gets blown off and now there's a corner of the brain that's just an open and gaping wound the purplish glow on the inside is

Output: - The party discovered that the temple's brain was regaining power as it took damage, prompting them to maneuver a floating carpet to a higher vantage point. Upon reaching the top, they observed approximately twenty mind flayers swarming the temple walls. Vax positioned himself precariously on the carpet's edge to take a deadshot, successfully using an inspiration die to hit the target despite the brain's psychic field. The attack dealt 25 points of damage, blowing a gaping, charred hole into the brain matter and exposing its glowing purple interior.


Input: uh the blast it hits the psychic field like the first impact you hear is it hitting the psychic field and pushing through into the actual brain matter uh come on uh let me double check that im doing this right hold on deadshots weird plus weapon damage okay so thats eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen twenty five points of damage uh twenty five points of damage boom you see the section of it that's kinda charred and burned gets blown off and now theres a corner of the brain that's just an open and gaping wound the purplish glow on the inside is pulsing more and more angrily it's taken a beating but it's hanging in there oh my god will not die this is you guys have left a good mark on it you get the sensation with the swarming incoming you may start to consider self preservation because the elder brain looks like it's taken some hits but it's not on deaths door yet oh god lets get out we need to go scanlan you're up scanlan is up yep were out of here we need everybody to hop on the carpet first okay youre hopping up no im going to turn into a huge pterodactyl and carry some folks okay what you can do that sure why not hes got polymorph yeah turn into a batwing cool so well say for the time being well use this as scanlan great you are a giant pterodactyl a creature that youve read in books in the past you havent actually seen in person and what are you doing who can i carry you can carry one person with your claws you havent used this form before and this is you figuring it out so pick one and you can take them with you im going to take someone heavy grog grog can fly i can fly on trinket yeah everybodys covered man theres only one person i can take as the pterodactyl scanlan swoops down and both its claws grapple on your arms and lift you off the top of the temple flying after tiberius how do you make that weird all right so they're now out of harms way very top of the round that brings us to grog still carrying kima under your arm were getting out right yeah so i dont have to worry so up and out so you just awkwardly fly with kima under your arm off with the rest of the group sweet bird of prey fly fly away up up and away im a beautiful pterodactyl well get these guys off the board here because you do have two illithid that get up to the edge here they're going to attempt a mind blast were gone man were gone not yet still holding back so i jump up to get out of range that can just get trinket and vex if you can go ahead and make an intelligence saving throw for both of you dont fuck with my sister trinket and vex are still there yeah i know i didnt get to they never flew i know i didnt use the movement on the last turn nope i just didnt say it because im an asshole you are what

Output: - The party dealt twenty-five points of damage to the Elder Brain, causing a gaping wound but failing to destroy the creature before it began to retaliate. Recognizing the imminent threat from the Elder Brain and incoming Illithids, Scanlan polymorphed into a giant pterodactyl to evacuate the group. He successfully carried Grog off the temple, while Tiberius flew the rest of the party to safety, leaving only Kima and Vex behind. As the group escaped, the two remaining Illithids attempted to use their mind blast abilities against the stragglers. Vex and Kima were forced to make Intelligence saving throws to resist the psychic assault while still on the battlefield. The party ultimately secured their escape, though the situation left two members exposed to the enemy's telepathic attacks.


Input: carpet material um the various silks form into this like tendril that wraps around both you and uh Tricket and pulls you guys hanging behind the carpet so you guys are essentially now towed to the carpet let's go can she take control of the carpet too can i now use the rest of my movement to be like you currently do not have control of the carpet because you used your action and everything to use that spell and your concentration at that point okay i'm just holding you're just holding them there that brings us to tiberius you're off flying off pike is off vax you're up i'm steering us the fuck outta here man you tow trinket and vex out behind as you guys pull off at full speed the rest of the illithid swarm to the top you can see about fifteen or so get to the front top here look down at the elder rain look up at the rest of you with this angry look and as you're pulling away your eyes adjust to the darkness of the cavern and you look down and you swear you can see hundreds and hundreds of sets of purple glowing eyes just staring up from the city as you all slowly fly away to the far end of the cavern as you're moving so are the eyes we've made some enemies they're coming after us i want to make a note because i'm way ahead of everybody at this point as soon as i land on the beach i cast circle of teleportation okay barring that there's nobody there but i do that immediately all right so a few minutes go by you guys are moving past and over the water channel that's between the north side of the island and the beach where you guys previously set as tiberius you land on the dirt you land immediately begin casting the circle of teleportation you begin scrawling this circle on the ground running your finger across the gravel surface to build the runes as your fingers drag across you can see the arcane light beginning to glow and form the sigils and the runes as you're drawing them feverishly the rest of the group eventually catches up to you about thirty seconds into it as you all eventually get back you and trinket manage to shrug off the effect and you find yourselves halfway through being towed by this vine awkwardly what is happening right now stupid wrench a few seconds pass you finish the incantation you place your hand down on the center of the sigil this wave of arcane energy blasts off and suddenly above the circle this tearing sound pulls out of the middle of the ether and this kind of purple shimmering doorway opens above the circle sigil that he crafted on the side of the beach by the blessings of bahamut i choose emon at which point the doorway that he just created takes some sort of a solid form and from what you can see on the other side there appears to be some sort of lowlit room greyskull greyskull i run right through all right tiberius runs through everyone else yes are we there you guys have all landed on the beach as he finished casting this yeah run run you all rush through the portal one after the other towards

Output: - The party managed to escape the clutches of the silken tendrils by towing Tricket and Vex away from the carpet, fleeing the advancing illithid swarm and the hundreds of glowing purple eyes watching from the cavern depths. Tiberius led the group to the safety of the beach, where he immediately began casting *Circle of Teleportation* while the rest of the party caught up to him. As the arcane sigils glowed on the gravel, the group successfully shrugged off the lingering effects of the earlier magical binding. Tiberius completed the incantation, opening a shimmering purple doorway that revealed a dimly lit room on the other side. Despite the danger, the entire party rushed through the portal one by one, seeking immediate safety in the new location.


Input: ``` by the blessings of bahamoot uh i choose amon at which point the doorway that he just created takes some sort of a solid form and from what you can see on the other side there appears to be some sort of low-lit room greyskull gasps greyskull i run right through alright tiberius runs through everyone else yes are we there you guys have all landed on the beach as he finished casting this yeah run run you all rush through the portal one after the other towards the very end is grog you bringing up the rear holding kima you go rushing towards it as it begins to slowly close this only lasts a round you barrel through just in time as it closes behind you with a sparking sound we are time bandits cheering oh fuck i just caked my pants squish-squish i hate that phrase that was something now wasn't it that was fantastic chocolate cake you all emerge within a small twenty foot by twenty foot white stone chamber you all are kinda crammed in this space currently but you are all apparently safe and sound as the doorway closes behind you you turn and look and on the ground there is a similar circle across the stone flooring different patterns different you know arrangement to the one that he had drawn but with some similarities that are kind of a reminiscent glow almost like a code to this circle fade away based on what he had drawn previously they won't be able to open that back up we are safe okay just a quick request she is made of stone holding lady kima yes i'll go over and cast greater restoration on kima hold on just one second hold on we still have the horn to deal with the horn is on the carpet it has been specifically not touched so it's just kind of sitting there the carpet's bunched to the side now as you guys kind of flew into the portal and kind of left it there and the horn's just resting there i think we should get it out of her view before i think we should put it in the bag of holding sure yeah do you want to teleport it in the bag if your crushing couldn't kill it the thousand pounds we can store it there where are we you said we're in a room it's a small yellow room sorry a small white stone room and there is a kind of yellowish brown stone doorway that is closed there's some very faint white orbs that are locked into the wall so you're not in greyskull keep now oh we're not in greyskull you guys don't have a teleportation circle installed in your keep yet you don't know where you are we're in a room right now you're in a room you're in a twenty foot by twenty foot room with two small white orbs on the sides that are kinda set into the walls to give off a faint white arcane glow there's a single doorway that exits the room that is currently closed the way circle of teleportation works is when i learned it i get to pick two locations that i know innately i picked emon as one of them oh okay okay so we're somewhere in emon but ```

Output: - The party, led by Tiberius, rushed through a newly formed portal to escape a closing threat, emerging together in a cramped, twenty-foot white stone chamber. Upon arrival, they realized they were not in Greyskull Keep but rather in an unknown location within Emon, evidenced by the faint arcane orbs and closed yellowish-brown doorway. While the group celebrated their survival, Orion and Taliesin identified a magical horn left behind on the carpet, prompting a decision to store it in a bag of holding to keep it out of Kima's view. Ashley prepared to cast greater restoration on the stone construct Kima, but the party paused to secure the dangerous artifact first. The session concluded with the party confirming their new coordinates in Emon while assessing their safety in the unfamiliar room.


Input: okay so uh you dont know where you are right now were in a room i think your in a room your in a like twenty foot by twenty foot room with two small white orbs on the sides that are kinda set into the walls to give off a faint white arcane glow theres a single doorway that exits the room that is currently closed so the way circle of teleportation works is when i learned it i get to pick two locations that i know innately i picked emon as one of them oh okay okay so were somewhere in emon but i just had to pick the two so we could be in someones living room right now ill use television to lift the horn off the carpet okay you still have the spells yeah i can burn one from my i own stone should we wrap it at all itll be fine in the bag of folding not knowing what else to do vax is going to go to the floor and just inspect it see if its trapped roll a perception check twenty four twenty four all right the door does appear to be locked it is not trapped not trapped okay ill get to work on it then thirty two okay thirty two you relatively easy the door comes unlocked the small its like a very very intricately carved brass handle that has swirls upon it like its almost like a burst of wind being blown and frozen in gold you turn it and the door opens slightly pull up im still wearing my tin hat and i pull up my hood from my elven clock and i go stealth and im stealthed because thats a thirty two and i have a look around outside the door okay as you open the doorway it leads into a secondary chamber this is an eighty foot diameter circular chamber now so your entering the edge of a giant circle there are a series of other doors almost in respective rows next to each other and you also see in the center of the room a vibrant chandelier made of white crystal like the spheres you saw in the previous room you were in giving off a warm atmospheric glow to the entire room in the center of the room there is a semi circle desk that is also made of a similar white stone material that the rest of the room is made out of with polished gold leaf trimming on the edge and you do see what looks to be an elven man sitting at the desk longish gray white hair hes wearing robes that are finely dressed and hes half falling asleep at a desk with a series of books kind of piled up on the side as soon as the doorway opens he looks up and you hear a slight little arcane tinging sound like a little bell being rung as you open the door he looks up for a second say hello yes yes yes i just walk forward and pull down the cloak and say hello stay right where you are do not move hands up in the air do not move nothing in them no threat no danger here a little lost apparently apparently yes who else is in who else goes there who else please step outside reveal yourselves theyre hi hi hello static screech as soon as he sees you he goes screams

Output: - The party arrived in a small, magically lit room within Emon and successfully unlocked a closed door using Vax's thievery skills. Upon opening the door, the group entered a large circular chamber featuring a central crystal chandelier and a semi-circular desk. They discovered an elderly, half-asleep elven man sitting at the desk, who immediately rang a bell upon their entry. When the party revealed themselves, the man demanded they step outside and identify their companions. The encounter escalated into chaos as the elven man screamed in terror upon seeing the rest of the group.


Input: the door uh he looks up for a second like uh say hello yeah yeah yeah i just walk forward and pull down the cloak and say hello stay right where you are do not move hands up in the air do not move nothing in them no threat no danger here a little lost apparently apparently yes who else is in who else goes there who else please step outside reveal yourselves they're hi hi hello pterodactyl screech as soon as he sees you he goes screams i cast dispel magic on scanlan do you have it anymore yeah i do you just did it to me earlier in this round no counterspell and i silenced you this is dispel magic which ends your spell okay oh hello so as you cast the spell and transform he stops in the middle of casting a spell reflexively and goes oh and a bear interesting he's friendly he's real i have a very long very strange story every word of which is true and if you will give me five minutes i swear i can convince you he opens a book and starts thumbing through the pages no ill intent intent yes we have no expected arrivals at this hour i need to know your business your names and your affiliations immediately we will totally do that when we know we are affiliated with the king yeah emperor just tell the emperor that vox machina has returned from kraghammer and we have news for him well we were on very secret business for the crown actually and that is why you weren't informed of our business yeah i'm tiberius stormwind how are you make a persuasion check okay did you wink i'm responsible for casting the spell to get us here to begin with with advantage yes that would be a twenty no thirty five all right he looks to you as you guys are saying thats not possible twenty five twenty five he stands up from the desk and gives you all a look-over and says well i am gatekeeper xanthas i am the evening keeper of the traverse junction here in the traverse junction gatekeeper here within the lyceum the hour is late we are two hours past midnight well i am percival fredrickstein von musel klossowski de rolo iii and hello and we would love to report to the emperor of your great hospitality at this unfortunately early hour and we would look forward to reporting of all of your kindness and good housekeeping i imagine he would be very upset if we were delayed we come with very grave news i would hope not to imagine it well i'm certain the headmaster would like to know your business in the morning yes headmaster thurmond he runs this alabaster lyceum within the erudite quarter if you would please submit a report for your reasons for using the lyceum junction property by tomorrow i'm sure that would suffice for the required paperwork of course we will you are too kind in the meantime well go to our keep that we have in town greyskull keep gives you a very a disbelieving look and kinda goes very well

Output: - The party arrived at the Traverse Junction and encountered Gatekeeper Xanthas, who initially demanded their business and identities. After Scanlan attempted to use *dispel magic* on a mysterious figure who had transformed into a bear, the group clarified that they were affiliated with the Emperor and the King. Tiberius Stormwind successfully used persuasion to convince Xanthas of their royal status, revealing their names as Vox Machina members. They explained they carried grave news from Kraghammer and requested to report to the Emperor immediately. Xanthas, acting as the evening keeper of the Lyceum, agreed to let them stay but insisted they submit a formal report regarding their use of the junction property by the next morning. The group accepted the paperwork requirement and was directed to stay at Greyskull Keep for the night.


Input: imagine it well im certain the headmaster would like to know your business in the morning yes headmaster thurman he runs this alabaster lysium within the eroded quarter if you would um please submit a report for your reasons for using the lysium junction property by tomorrow im sure that would suffice for the required paperwork of course we will you are too kind in the meantime we'll just go to our keep that we have in town greys call keep gives you a very a disbelieving look and kinda goes very well good day good evening i cast friends on him and i tell him you know of our keep dont you okay he goes i seem to recall hearing about a vox machina at some point discussed but i dont get out very often running the graveyard shift here at the lysium has taken its toll on my social life you poor thing you should get out more well here let me show you out and he walks you through the rest of the hallways its a beautiful beautiful kind of domed center chamber into a long series of white stone hallways similar material to what the first room you arrived in looked like eventually to a main foyer area which has a very high ceiling and a series of beautifully carved pillars that show different creatures almost like devas and demons battling each other as they spiral up these pillars to the front doorways there are two guards that are adorned in kinda silver and gold armor with these very high elven in design shaped helmets and they step to the side as the doors open on their own love the hat guards do not respond to you whatsoever they just step to the side gatekeeper says all right well here is your way out have a wonderful evening and do please return for your report on the morrow of course oh one more question before you leave what district are we in right now the eroded quarter thank you gesundheit good night the doors slam boof behind you as you guys exit and you're now holy shit we survived what was that oh my god keyleth just goes down on her knees and starts kissing the ground well that could've gone worse oh we're home i just want to get in my bed so bad look stars you look up and for the first time in close to a week you can see stars you can see a crescent moon probably just past its single quarter phase it is a sight for sore eyes right now im so happy would you say its a beautiful sight currently the most beautiful night sky you've seen in all of your years i ruin it with a fart laughter im glad you held that the whole time we were down there grog ive had horrible stomach pains this whole time im sorry what are we just carrying around this stone kima with us or are we taking her back to our yes but dont stand right in front of her when you undo the stone actually hold on a minute let's all rest before we deal with this one yes no because i want to be able to have an extra fifth level spell oh right but we're in town now so

Output: - The party successfully navigated a tense bureaucratic interaction with Headmaster Thurman, who demanded a written report regarding their use of the Lysium junction property by the following morning. After casting *Friends* to smooth over the conversation, the group was escorted through the Alabaster Lysium's ornate white stone halls and a grand foyer featuring spiraling pillars depicting devas and demons. They exited the building into the Eroded Quarter, where they were met by silent, elven-designed guards before the doors slammed shut behind them. Upon emerging, the exhausted party celebrated their survival, with Keyleth kissing the ground and everyone marveling at the rare sight of the starry night sky. Finally, the group decided to rest immediately before addressing the stone Kima they are carrying, ensuring they can cast a fifth-level spell once they are settled in their keep.


Input: the four elemental planes begin to bleed with this realm since she was a little girl she had quite a knack for air manipulation and beast shaping abilities well if you consider kittens and flying squirrels to be little beasts which i do clears throat anyways it wasnt long before the headmaster of the tribe her father Korren realized her true prodigous abilities and she was inveterated to succeed him as the next headmaster just like that her jovial childhood was stripped and replaced with endless spell memorization teachings from ancient traditions and exceedingly high expectations every druid leader to be must embark on a journey to seek out the sister tribes in order to introduce and establish respect amongst the fellow headmasters they call this the Aramente or Noble Odyssey when her father felt she was ready he set her on the path to truly discovering herself not knowing when or if she will ever return as she hiked down the mountain towards Stillben she meditated on the task ahead part of the Aramente is proving yourself a strong warrior a valiant protector and a wise and compassionate leader with this knowledge one thought plays on repeat in her mind is she even worthy um Taliesin Percy was the third of seven children born to a noble family who lived far to the north in the ancient castle of Whitestone with so many siblings to share the burdens of lordship Percy turned his attentions to the sciences engineering and naturalism one day a mysterious couple named Lord and Lady Briarwood came to court during a feast held in their honor the Briarwoods violently took control of the castle killing or imprisoning everyone who would stand in their way Percy awoke chained in the dungeon only to be freed by his younger sister together they fled chased by the Briarwoods men as they ran Percys sister took several arrows to the chest and fell Percy kept running eventually jumping into a freezing river and floating unconscious to freedom he did not remember waking up on a fishing boat he barely remembered the next two years as he slowly made his way as far south as possible then one night Percy had a dream a roaring cloud of smoke offered him vengeans against those who destroyed his family when he awoke Percy began to design his first gun gunshot Ashley Pike grew up on the outskirts of town near the Bramblewood her ancestors were a family of deep gnomes with quite an unfavorable reputation thievery destruction and trickery left them with the curse of the last name Trickfoot Sarenrae the goddess of healing and redemption had other plans for Pikes greatgreatgrandfather Wilhand who left his family at a young age after a dream a dream that changed the course of the Trickfoot family Wilhand devoted his life to Sarenrae and pledged from then on that him and his family would live a life of service and devotion as a child Pike seemed to have an affinity to heal whether it was animals people or even flowers she felt she had a purpose in making things whole that had once been broken she studied and learned the ways to heal though divine magic she lived a peaceful life quiet and simple until one day Wilhand was captured and almost killed by a group of goliath barbarians one of the goliaths took a stand against the murder of the innocent gnome and he himself was beaten bloodied and left for dead abandoned by his herd Wilhand went to Pike for help she prayed and

Output: - The party members reflected on their distinct origins, revealing how their pasts shaped their current paths. One character, a prodigious air druid, was forced into the role of headmaster and sent on the Aramente to prove her worth among sister tribes. Another, Percy, recounted a tragic escape from his noble family's destruction by the Briarwoods, which led him to design a gun fueled by a dream of vengeance. A third member, Pike, described her lineage as a Trickfoot gnome who broke from a family of thieves to serve Sarenrae, highlighting a pivotal moment where she healed a wounded goliath who had saved her grandfather. These shared histories established the deep personal stakes and motivations driving the group's current journey.


Input: to have an affinity to heal uh whether it was animals people or even flowers she felt she had a purpose in making things whole that had once been broken she studied and learned the ways to heal though divine magic she lived a peaceful life quiet and simple until one day Wilhand was captured and almost killed by a group of goliath barbarians one of the goliaths took a stand against the murder of the innocent gnome and he himself was beaten bloodied and left for dead abandoned by his herd Wilhand went to Pike for help she prayed and healed this barbarian as best she could bringing him back to life when he awoke she discovered his name was Grog Strongjaw after that they were the best of friends a rather unlikely pair little did she know that in a few years time Grog would soon return the favor and bring her back from the clutches of death roar crunch after being killed in battle Pike felt angry she wanted to be stronger so that it would never happen again she spent four months at sea training with the men and women aboard a ship called the Broken Howl gripping her holy symbol in one hand and her morningstar in the other this time Pike is ready SAM oh you haven't heard of Scanlan Shorthalt well gird your loins ladies because he has his eye on you a talented musician master of disguise and dashingly handsome in his own mind Scanlan sings songs almost as much as he sings his own praises born a poor gnome Scanlan used his endless charm and soaring tenor voice to croon for coin and support his single mother one day he was discovered by a half-orc promoter and joined Dr Dranzel's Spectacular Traveling Troupe where he learned the ways of the world and honed his skills as a bard extraordinaire a loner much of his life Scanlan has never quite come to terms with the violent death of his mother at the hands of a goblin invasion while his years on the road provided many shall we say educational experiences with the opposite sex deep down Scanlan yearns for the one thing he's never known the true love of a fellow gnome still Scanlan considers himself a lover first performer second and fighter distant third on the battlefield he'll support his allies but rarely draws blood unless it's to protect fellow gnome Pike count on Scanlan for a hearty laugh a rollicking song and a twinkle in his eye that melts hearts and makes the females swoon ORION greetings and salutations I am Tiberius Stormwind I hail from a town called Ty'rex located in the heart of Draconia from a politically respected family at the age of 15 I succeeded in passing the Sorcerer's Rite showing prodigy-like control of my magic the judges and the Draconian high council were amazed at how powerful my spells were for how long I had been training at 20 years old I was the youngest appointed member of the magic guild in Draconian history for the next few years I almost went mad from the malaise of being a guild member as it's rather boring however one day I happened upon a chamber unused for quite some time MATT welcome back we got a little refresher here and apparently our Overlord has an announcement ZAC you guys we're only four away from another giveaway which is LUCAS two away ZAC two away you know what I'm guessing this is we're going to get that before I even uh like yeah probably yeah uh wait no wait hold on uh

Output: - The party reviewed the tragic yet heroic backstories of Pike Trickfoot, Scanlan Shorthalt, and Tiberius Stormwind, learning how their past traumas and triumphs shaped their current identities. Pike's narrative revealed her life-saving bond with Grog Strongjaw and her subsequent four-month naval training to prevent future deaths. Scanlan's history detailed his rise from a poor gnome to a celebrated bard in Dr. Dranzel's Troupe, driven by a deep longing for true love after his mother's violent death. Tiberius recounted his prodigious rise as a young sorcerer in Draconia and his eventual boredom with guild life before seeking new adventures. The session concluded with the group being interrupted by the Dungeon Master, who announced an upcoming Overlord update and a giveaway for the audience.


Input: ok so um like one of the mercenaries you hired oh it is shayne i was right the first time she's got her crossbow ready to go and she's just kind of sitting back and pointing it at the group and she goes uh hello hi hope you remember us shayne we're drunk we pay you she laughs takes her crossbow sets it to her side we forgot our key well aren't you a sight for sore eyes it's been nearly a week since you left that's it feels like a month feels like three months feels like eleven weeks it feels like a very long time well it's probably closer to two weeks fair enough either way open the gates core dell open the gates cordell i don't remember the names of any of our guards cordell he's one of the other half orcs guards that you hired when you left we have shayne cordell jarett kendrick and nitebe jarett was the one we appointed as the head guard right captain jarett i think so i didn't write that part down i don't remember about the little fellow our staff is so unappreciated guys so as the gate slowly opens cordell walking out this is the hearty half orc merc dressed in scale armor and he has a large sword slung on his back just shoves it open to about a two foot distance come on welcome home as each of you guys walk through he kinda claps you on the back as you walk in you make your way into the small courtyard leading to making your way into greyskull keep towards the front door as you get there the front door opens on its own as you're about ten feet away and peering from the inside of the low lit interior you see a womans face a plump blond womans face peek through this is laina laina goes oh you're back fantastic its early and she rubs her face and you see as she pushes the door open a little more she's wearing her nightgown and she's excited but still very tired come in come in come in please please whos that and points to the large stone statue you're dragging behind you oh we decided to get a statue for the garden garden gnome very well very well come in hey laughter he's drunk i'm drunk so the human woman leads you all back in put the gun down percy bad news its not cinco de mayo she steps back with her knitted boots she's definitely in comfortable mode she eagerly hugs each of you as you enter happy that you've all arrived she's like i swear its i've not had an employer leave so quickly after my hiring but glad to see you're all safe shall i make everyone a meal are you hungry starving yes i'll get right to it and she turns around and you see further down the hallway erwen dastell your older halfling servant who shuffles up with his nightcap on it's long and dangling off his shoulders he's got this long night robe on he's kinda carrying a small candle my goodness the hour is late of your arrival but i can't say i am not excited to see you come in your beds are ready everything's been cleaned and made to your specifications laina to food im already on it erwen she

Output: - The party successfully reunited with their hired mercenaries, including the crossbow-wielding Shayne and the half-orc guard Cordell, who opened the gates of Greyskull Keep after a brief, humorous exchange about the passage of time. Upon entering the courtyard, the group was greeted by the tired but welcoming Laina, who led them inside while accepting their decision to place a statue in the garden. Laina immediately offered to prepare a meal for the starving party, and they were further assisted by the halfling servant Erwen, who confirmed that their beds were ready and the rooms had been cleaned. The interaction concluded with the staff eagerly attending to the group's needs, marking a warm and chaotic return to the keep.


Input: are you hungry um starving yes ill get right to it and she turns around and you see further down the hallway erwin dastell your older halfling servant who shuffles up with his nightcap on its like long and dangling off his shoulders he's got this long night robe on he's kinda carrying a small candle my goodness the hour is late of your arrival but i can't say i am not excited to see you come in your beds are ready everything's been cleaned and made to your specifications laina to food she says im already on it erwin she kinda smacks him on the back he says very well then i love their banter yeah they're so cute i will go back to bed if that's fine with you is there any urgent oppressing news any visitors that we should know about who came while we were gone anything before you retire for the evening no i believe your friend the mage woman with the blue robes came by once allara allura she came by a couple days ago just to see if you had returned but i didn't know where you were and she said she'd try again later any packages mail post none that i know of no in fact it's been very quiet all right thank you all right quiet is good back to my quarters and he shuffles off goes towards his bed you guys make your way into the main dining chamber of your keep four large round tables set out with the chairs around it you can see for the most part its been untouched other than a couple of chairs that are set ajar probably by your mercenary soldiers who've been eating and or have been keeping up theres a couple of empty tables set on the side that immediately laina goes im so sorry i guess i shouldve taken care of this and she stumbles off towards the kitchen and you guys all eventually find yourselves sitting sore exhausted mildly intoxicated around these chairs and take a very deep breathing sigh of relief at being back home here in emon in greyskull keep should we unstone kima or should we sleep on it orion says i stand up and i head towards the sleeping quarters and i just say leave her to stone tonight we'll deal with it tomorrow and i go to bed i turn him into a rat dispel magic go ahead and make a wisdom saving throw tiberius orion says hold on a sec i can still cast as an animal right nope nope you cannot talk orion says oh i still go to bed laughter orion says so yeah hoo baby thats adorable you go under your covers go to sleep nuzzle in orion says in between my pillow its quite comfy sleeping like an animal hes a little rat and he still went in his big bed i pick up the sleeping rat and just kinda scritch him hes in bed its all right hes fine look see his legs going hes dreaming about something nice we ate already right you snacked a bit as you made it through the town but for the most part like a meals being prepared you begin to smell now the cooking of meat lainas setting it up for you guys you're dreaming of magical artifacts arent you quick question friends so we kind of started

Output: - The party returned to Greyskull Keep, where they were greeted by the elderly halfling servant Erwin and the cook Laina, who assured them that their beds were ready and meals were being prepared. After a brief exchange regarding recent visitors, specifically the mage Allura, the group entered the main dining chamber and settled around the tables, exhausted and relieved to be home. When deciding whether to unstone Kima, Orion chose to leave her in stasis for the night and retired to his quarters, where he was humorously turned into a rat by Sam before sleeping in his bed. The rest of the party followed suit, enjoying the scent of cooking meat and the comfort of their home while Orion's rat form nuzzled into his pillow. The session concluded with the group settling in for sleep, having snacked on the way back but awaiting the full meal Laina was preparing.


Input: below where it was being held uh was very sufficient for it to be thrown in um that's true see i'm with him wait but your crushing fist couldn't destroy it so maybe lava can't destroy it so maybe it needs something extra special that only they know about it needs the sword of gryffindor no pike could destroy it ex-squeeze me i don't think that's true give yourself a little bit more credit you killed a dragon you did kill a dragon you did kill a dragon huzzah and you died and come back to life by the way we haven't talked about that what was it like on the other side let's stay on topic here oh i'm sorry i'm a little tipsy vax shoves another flagon in front of keyleth i don't think i can destroy it from what i understand is it possible that it's not possible to destroy this and instead it has to be banished somewhere perhaps no if it could be a permanent banishment yes but we don't know what kind of plane and what creatures lie there that would perhaps come upon that artifact what are the elements fire burns earth wind blows light destroys darkness pike you're the only one who rock beats scissors exactly scanlan you're the only one who could if your weapon had any kind of light enchantment on them could probably smash this thing to bits then we would have to scatter the remnants the pieces far from each other if not find different ways to destroy those pieces why don't you trust them because it comes from something that would not the horn why don't you trust kima because they wanted to bring it somewhere where they i don't know which is why i wanted you to do the half thing where we could question kima without her attacking us or trying to attempt to take the horn from us well here's my thing even if she has good intentions say she has good intentions and maybe they just wanted to bring the horn back to study it and no one should be messing with this whatsoever i think they want to destroy it i'm of the opinion they probably want to banish it somewhere yeah i think they do then why don't we just agree to not hand it over no this is good this means that there's no reason necessarily not to trust them we just know that we don't trust the horn and that's a perfectly reasonable way to come at it in the short term scanlan are you able to send it to another dimension for a while no i don't trust it anywhere out of our sight i cannot it is not alive i cannot put it in the bag it's in the bag it's perfectly safe in the bag how about we rest we put the horn in the bag we wake up kima we go oh we brought you back sorry we don't have the horn if we did what would you do with it and then we decide what we do i like half that plan i kind of like that plan i like that plan too i think we should tell her we didn't get it and see what she does allura is somebody who should

Output: - The party debated the nature of the artifact, concluding that conventional destruction might be impossible and that it likely requires a specialized method or permanent banishment. They discussed the potential dangers of the artifact's plane of origin and considered whether Scanlan's magic could safely store it, though Scanlan expressed hesitation about hiding it from their sight. After a brief, tipsy interlude where Vax offered drinks and the group acknowledged Pike's resurrection, they settled on a cautious strategy to rest and conceal the horn in a bag. The final decision was to wake Kima and claim they failed to retrieve the artifact, allowing the party to observe her reaction before committing to any further action regarding the object.


Input: form um gross and orion says in my form and thats awesome orion asks about scales and yeah you rub it off with clay out in front of the keep gross orion says i have a little dirt in my room a little pile of grossness we just dont fear for our lives for the first time lets go down and have our meeting so you guys head down into the dining room again kimas still standing there with the mall left where she was grog is still facedown like on the table grabbed the plate up against his face with mashed potatoes across his cheek across the way at the far table you see cordell and shayne are both finishing their breakfast and are sitting there at the table with their arms kind of gathering as you enter morning morning and they both kind of finish their meal get up and stand up enjoy your breakfast youve earned it i think our shift is done she pats cordell and they both get up and they exit out have a good night i know i know but theyre sleeping i start awake with food on my face and i wipe it off and eat it i had a horrible dream about two walking testicles that were hurting my mind that was no dream laughter im so sad that you woke up i was just about to go to the hearth and get some ash and draw a penis on your head i had a feeling something was coming next thing out of my mouth thats a promise wheres the bag of holding ive got it can you check in your bag to see if the horn is still there and its okay i look in the bag of holding and i see a horn you look in the bag and you see nothing you imagine something you reach in you pull it out dont do that how are we going to get it out of there orion says i can can you tell if its in there can you teleport something out of a bag orion says its telekinesis i can picture it and teleport it can you pull it out and make sure its still there and okay okay so you use telekinesis you lift the horn out orion says no i dont do it im assuming its there im not doing that right now wait no check though i want to make sure its okay orion says im pretty sure its there but i want to make sure all right i will check with mage hand or whatever i got something else mage hand yeah ill mage hand it mage hand gently and slowly lifts it out you can see the horn kinda holds there for a second it moves very slowly yeah put it back in put it back in the bag thank you tie it up tight im going to go down to the what is it the temple below the thingie okay yeah go down to the temple all right im going to go play in the dark with myself that sounded wrong okay so you head down into the temple to sarenrae which is beautiful its all like a giant two story stained glass three set walls with trees and hedges set up and flowers bunch of wooden kind of long benches set up towards this the

Output: - The party descended into the dining room to find Cordell and Shayne finishing their breakfast before departing, while Grog remained face-down at his table with mashed potatoes smeared on his face. After a brief exchange about Grog's messy state, the group focused on verifying the safety of a horn stored within the bag of holding. Although Orion initially refused to use his telekinesis to retrieve it, Sam successfully employed a Mage Hand spell to gently lift the horn out for inspection before safely returning it to the bag. Following this verification, the party decided to proceed downstairs to the Temple of Sarenrae, a beautiful two-story sanctuary featuring stained glass walls, interior trees, and wooden benches.


Input: okay so um put it back in yeah put it back in the bag thank you tie it up tight uh I'm gonna go down to the what is it the temper below the thingy okay yeah go down to the temple alright I'm gonna go play in the dark with myself that sounded wrong okay so you head down into the temple to Sarenrae which is beautiful it's all like a giant two story stained glass three set walls with trees and hedges set up and flowers bunch of wooden kind of long benches set up towards this the altar in the center it's beautiful especially this time of day it's close to noon right now so the sun's streaking through the top of it and it's cascading through the tree boughs of the two trees that are closest to the entrance it's a beautiful sight even you Grog are moved just because I'm nervous I reach into the bag of holding and pull out a vial of holy oil that I have I have three vials of holy oil and I just hold it in one hand while I'm down there alright so while he's down there the rest of you guys what are you doing I'm gonna cast circle of teleportation in my room no I'm gonna go to the treasury first I'm gonna take out 500 gold pieces and then I'm gonna go to my room and cast circle of teleportation okay Tiberius is gone let's heal Kima you just left us by the blessing of Bahamut I choose Draconia Tiberius is gone okay so I'm gonna stand behind Kima and we're gonna face her towards the wall face her towards the wall good idea or towards something happy we're ready to pull you away when she starts to move yeah okay so wait are we unfreezing her yeah no I thought we were gonna talk to Allura first no we're gonna talk to her first oh wait that's right and we were gonna do that thing you were drunk it's okay that's right I was probably tipsy sorry we came up with like eight plans last night you were so drunk wait shouldn't Grog be here he's the one who likes her oh the things I sacrifice for the group so I cast greater restoration on Kima and then run away okay you reach out and touch the back of Kima her stone armor turns to gold and rapidly her entire form goes back to flesh as she finishes her swing with the mall impact sound against the stone wall and she kinda steps back for a second confused and looks over her shoulder at the rest of you everything's okay everything's okay we're out of danger we're at home it's okay it's fine it's fine guess what we are alive we lived just drops the mall for a second and kinda leans back against the wall I just get the leftover mashed potatoes from breakfast thank you thank you oh thank you what happened she's not even using utensils she's just like scooping it with her hand at this point so we killed K'Varn right obviously funny story you were right about Clarota he was horrible we killed him we killed him hey

Output: - The party descended into the sun-drenched Temple of Sarenrae, where one member retrieved holy oil while another departed to the treasury before teleporting away. Tiberius left the group, prompting the remaining members to focus on healing Kima, who had been petrified. A cleric cast *greater restoration* on Kima, successfully restoring her flesh and ending her petrification just as she struck a wall in confusion. With Kima safe, the group confirmed that they had successfully defeated K'Varn, though they noted the chaotic nature of their recent plans and Kima's frantic, utensil-less eating of leftover mashed potatoes.


Input: did everything they could within their power to destroy it yet this artifact um instilled with the purity of orcus was indestructible to their knowledge so the uh least they could do was to seal both horns across the world from each other and forget that it even existed which worked well until recently it wasn't until these visions came to me and other members of my order that we knew that this this was a thing and me being the closest in my pilgrimage we took that as time of the essence I was to go in there with a team and retrieve it if it couldn't be destroyed at the very least we could convene and decide a safer place to possibly reseal it and forget there are magical ways of forcing those of us who know how to forget that would be the safest thing for it if there is a way to destroy it we don't know but that could also be sought after we have arcane and divine knowledge we didn't have back then so um in the long run it needs to be retrieved the longer it stays down there in the underdark no matter where you placed it it draws like a beacon all darkness to it until something else like this beholder kay barn will take up the mantle and themselves be as dangerous or more so than he ever was so the other horn is still safe as far as i know the visions only gave me access to where this one was i can only assume that it's out there but if someone else were to find it i would know that they probably have knowledge of the second one existing as well i don't know if kay barn shared this information but if someone else takes the mantle of this horn what's to stop them from seeking the other bummer okay regardless i appreciate that we're all alive and we're together and where are we oh you're in our home grayskull keep it's in emon we're in emon yes well that's wondrous we can speak with allura she would have the wisdom to know what to do with this next hypothetical what if an army of darkness was slowly approaching emon to kill all of us what are you saying well we killed clarita and kay barn but we there was a lot of bad guys down there that we could not kill we hurt that elder brain real bad but not bad enough i don't know much about the illithid themselves but they reside deep and they are not fans of the surface i believe that it was kay barns initial onset that was pushing them both in union with the duregar and pushing them towards the siege they spoke of something about bringing twilight to the surface world i don't know what that was about but i fear what knowledge they have if left alone at the very least i know that they're probably having to return and lick their wounds where we left behind it would be folly for them especially knowing that we're aware to attack now okay that's good but we can notify those in kraghammer to buffer their defenses close the tunnels that you took down there and my army as well and that should give us time to prepare if we choose to seize or at least seal them off and your order is what the order of the platinum

Output: - The party learned that the artifact's horns were previously sealed apart to prevent their destructive power, but recent visions have revealed the location of one horn in the Underdark. The NPC Allura, a member of the Order of the Platinum, explained that the artifact acts as a beacon for darkness and urged the group to retrieve it for safe resealing or destruction using their newfound arcane knowledge. Although the group expressed concern that the defeat of Kay Barn and the Elder Brain might not have stopped the approaching army of darkness, they agreed that the enemies are currently too wounded to launch an immediate siege. Consequently, the party decided to notify the defenses of Kraghammer to close the tunnels and buy time to prepare for the artifact's retrieval. The session concluded with the party confirming their current location at Grayskull Keep in Emon and identifying their allies as members of the Order of the Platinum.


Input: ``` knowledge they have if left alone uh at the very least i know that they're probably having to return and lick their wounds where we left behind it would be folly for them especially knowing that we're aware to attack now okay that's good but we can notify those in craghammer to buffer their defenses close the tunnels that you took down there and my army as well and that should give us time to prepare if we choose to seize or at least seal them off and your order is what the order of the platinum dragon right that's a really good order right history check can i do a history check it's a religion check that's a religion check not history check pike you could roll a history check and probably gain some knowledge based on that but the could i do it if you'd like to are you doing a religion check percy i'm doing a history check if you want to do a religion check i'll do a religion check go for it twenty two so fucking close i mean you guys are familiar loosely with the name bahamut you've heard tiberius bring it up before you've seen temples to it but your knowledge knows that bahamut is very well regarded as the lawful good deity of justice and honor and is primarily one of the great good gods of this pantheon if we're going to trust anyone i think this is a good yeah i feel pretty good about this i trust the organization they have a sterling reputation so kima pie in the sky goal you would destroy the horn if we had the means of doing so yes we'd have to talk to the order we'd have to talk to the council we'd have to bring people that we could trust and that had the capabilities of knowing if this were possible how we would go about it it's beyond my knowledge i think what worries us is anyone coming in contact with it would be corrupted don't go into contact with it no no of course just within range yes is proximity okay i don't know i saw it for as long as you did this could be bad evil grog kind of uncomfortable the essence of most artifacts like this it goes more than just touch one has to be imbued bond with these artifacts to attune with them like any powerful magical item to truly gain its power but that's not to say that itself does not contain some sort of foul intelligence can i go downstairs and go get grog okay so you walk your way down i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts as you're walking past as you walk past you are immediately met in the hallway by erwin your servant your halfling elder servant who walks up and says dear i wanted to let you know that a scroll came for you some sort of a summons and he hands it to you me probably jury duty and he kinda walks past you in the tunnel always the worst time you open it up a little bit it's not hasn't been opened you kinda pull the paper and open it up it's a summon to the council of taldorei it's written by the hand of the ```

Output: - The party discussed the strategic necessity of sealing off the tunnels to Craghammer and notifying the Order of the Platinum Dragon to buffer their defenses against potential enemy attacks. Percy succeeded on a History check while another character rolled a Religion check, confirming that Bahamut is the lawful good deity of justice and honor, which solidified their trust in the organization. They debated the dangers of the horn artifact, agreeing that direct contact could cause corruption and that destroying it would require a complex process involving the Council and trusted allies. Meanwhile, the character walked downstairs to retrieve Grog but was intercepted by Erwin, their halfling servant, who delivered an unopened scroll. Upon opening the summons, the character discovered it was an official call to the Council of Taldorei.


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Output: - The party engaged in a lighthearted pre-session chat, reacting to viewer donations and sharing jokes about a "Mustang Scanlon" horse. They received a specific surprise from the Dungeon Master: a Minecraft server temple dedicated to Sarenrae located at coordinates 1350, 1350. The group noted the donation details, with several viewers contributing to the 826LA charity, and discussed a request for an autographed copy of the game *Arkham Knight*. Ultimately, the session began with the party acknowledging the charitable contributions and the unique in-game reward before the actual game started.


Input: uh in one battle you took all of our crits thank you that's where all of our crits were going um by the way like matt when i get my copy of arkham knight is it possible to get it sent somewhere for an autograph send it to this studio with return post uh we're happy to do that that's fine as long as it's sent with return postage already paid i'll be happy to sit here one of these days that's an important thing return postage yeah return postage don't make me pay for postage back otherwise hey free copy for us which is really cool take the disc out send back the case um norseraya donated five dollars i love you guys so much i had my first dnd game last saturday thanks marisha for naming my half elf druid kalina oh it was kalina um ended up burning the chest hairs off a pirate i plan to burn the chest hairs off of many more creatures in the future vox machina love it um i'm gonna have to remember that move yeah you should alright rona konandario a friend showed me critical role a few weeks ago just as our long time group of friends started our game it must have been destiny i love everyones genuine feelings towards all the aspects of the game expect fanart in the future much love donated ten dollars thank you so much runa konandario wheelyfactoids donated three dollars also same fellow also if you guys could come to salt lake city comic con in utah look me up and we'll go to some cold stone critter for life rjcanuck donated twenty five dollars mercy percy for mvp no mercy for percy no mercy for percy no mercy percy um moneylover eighty nine love the show crazy intense tonight keep it up guys glad to donate for a good cause love the critical role team and all that you do thats great twenty dollars thank you so much gas gt twenty five dollars thank you for letting us come along with your party met matt and marisha in philly thats awesome good to see you even more awesome in person hope trinkets dice wasnt bad luck oh yay trinkets dice thank you hearts critical role critters thank you so much critters um we got critter haiku great twitter page i love the haikus they're fantastic they made a twitter at critter haiku which is super fun nothing compares to the thrill of a great escape and helping kids read donated twenty dollars thank you critter haiku keep it up gotta learn to read those haikus i love them um lob eighty two five seventeen happy to support the charity again you guys seriously know how to stress us out so nervous through that seriously you werent the only ones thanks to all of you for the birth of vox moronica one of the funniest things ive ever seen they donated ten dollars thank you so much um where are those gifts guys lets do this thank you guys again so much for all your donations we love you guys we love you guys so much theres stuff so much fun for liam this is for you liam what what is that

Output: - The session began with the party engaging in a chaotic battle where they successfully landed all their critical hits against the enemy. Following the combat, the group interacted with several viewers who donated money and shared personal stories, including a fan who thanked Marisha for naming their character Kalina and another who recalled meeting Matt and Marisha in Philadelphia. During the interaction, the party discovered that a viewer had created a Twitter account called "Critter Haiku" to share poetry about the show, which the group praised enthusiastically. The streamers expressed deep gratitude for the community's support and the charitable donations, while also joking about future autograph requests and conventions. Finally, the party focused on a mysterious gift intended for Liam, leaving the group eager to see what it contained as the log entry concluded.


Input: abandoned by his herd Wilhand uh went to Pike for help she uh she prayed and healed this barbarian as best she could bringing him back to life um when he awoke she discovered his name was Grog Strongjaw after that they were best of friends a rather um unlikely pair little did she know that in a few years time Grog would soon return the favor and bring her back from the clutches of death creature growl and snapping after being killed in battle Pike felt angry she wanted to be stronger so that it would never happen again she spent four months at sea training with the men and women aboard a ship called the Broken Howl gripping her holy symbol in one hand and her morning star in the other this time Pike is ready SAM oh you haven't heard of Scanlan Shortall well gird your loins ladies because he has his eye on you um a talented musician master of disguise and dashingly handsome in his own mind Scanlan sings songs almost as much as he sings his own praises born a poor gnome Scanlan used his endless charm and um soaring tenor voice to croon for coin and support his single mother one day he was discovered by a half-orc promoter and joined um Dr Dranzels spectacular traveling troupe where he learned the ways of the world and honed his skills as a bard extraordinaire um a loner much of his life Scanlan has never quite come to terms with the violent death of his mother at the hands of a goblin invasion while his years on the road provided many shall we say educational experiences with the opposite sex deep down Scanlan yearns for the one thing he's never known the true love of a fellow gnome still Scanlan considers himself a lover first performer second and fighter distant third on the battlefield he'll support his allies but rarely draws blood unless it's to protect a fellow gnome like Pike count on Scanlan for a hearty laugh a rollicking song and a twinkle in his eye that melts hearts and makes the females swoon ORION greetings and salutations I am Tiberius Stormwind I hail from a town called Tirex located in the heart of Draconia born from a politically respected family at the age of fifteen I succeeded in passing the sorcerer's rite showing prodigy-like control of my magic the judges and the Draconian high council were amazed at how powerful my spells were for how long I had been training at twenty years old I was the youngest appointed member of the magic guild in Draconian history for the next few years I almost went mad from the malaise of being a guild member as it's rather boring however one day I happened upon a chamber unused for quite some time in the room were stacks of books and maps of the surrounding cities and areas around the known world for months I would frequent the chamber and learned of artifacts from legend after a long period of research I made a list of artifacts that caught my eye I brought these findings to the high council and was told that all of the information in the chamber I had stumbled upon was either believed to be fiction or unsolvable mysteries and hence were lost forever I found those answers to be unacceptable a year later I devised a ruse and managed to convince the city council to lend support in me leaving Draconia on a mission of peace and diplomacy for the surrounding kingdoms going from town to town and making friends and allies

Output: - The party learned the tragic yet heroic backstories of three new companions: Pike, who was resurrected by Wilhand and later trained as a warrior to protect her friends; Scanlan, a charming bard who left his mother's death behind to join a traveling troupe; and Tiberius, a prodigy sorcerer who defied his guild to seek legendary artifacts. These NPCs shared how their pasts shaped their current motivations, from Pike's desire for strength to Scanlan's yearning for true love and Tiberius's quest for knowledge. The group decided to welcome these individuals into their ranks, recognizing their unique skills and shared history of overcoming loss. With these new allies, the party is now better equipped for the dangers and mysteries that lie ahead on their journey.


Input: rely on in this world were each other uh it was at the age of ten when the two were taken from their mother and brought to live in Singorn the isolated elven city for which their father was an ambassador he quietly took them in but always kept an icy distance and after too many years of disdainful looks the pair decided to leave his indifference behind and set out on their own vax took to the cities stealing small trinkets and learning the ways of the thief while vex kept to the woods she preferred the isolation always the keen observer she learned to hunt and to track to spy and to shoot and through a series of fateful events earned herself a companion in the form of a bear her own stolen trinket to fight alongside her and protect her fiercely also he is adorable and gives expert massages uh welcome back guys we have some interesting aspects of playing tonight orion acaba will be here shortly he's currently stuck in traffic unfortunately we will not have a sam riegel tonight due to his schedule scanlan no scanlan laura bailey and travis willingham our loving grog and vex are out of town in florida but are skyping in via modern technology technology what's it all about we can actually see you guys pretty good we're going to try and make this work it's pretty cool we're getting audio set up right now so we're getting this figured out they'll stay in play as long as they can they are three hours ahead of us to be fair we have friends across the coast that get up at four am to watch this that's true you should hang around long as you can (strange monkey noises) you should hang around long as you can we can't hear you right now (more monkey noises) it's even better so as they're figuring this out guys we'll let you know we've already hit our first milestone for subs so we have a winner the winner of our first package which includes the players handbook signed by everybody the dice and one horn of orcus torn from the forehead of k'varn is the esteemed rhymeswithorange congratulations rhymeswithorange you are the first winner of the horn (everyone claps) well done so we'll get that sent out are you taking a selfie with the ipad (laughs) sorry sorry it's alright so thank you again to our friend kai norman at kommissarprops for making the horn go follow him it's awesome kommissarprops on instagram and facebook our next giveaway is at 3550 and we will give away the second and only other horn as well as the rest of that package and at 3600 we're going to do t shirt signed dice box starter kit and we're going to be dancing for you afterwards lets see if we can get that by tonight also want to give you guys a heads up we've wanted to get some confirmation to you guys about the episode releases after the live show because we have a lot of people who watch the show who can't watch it live the episodes are available immediately afterward on twitch if you're a subscriber so the morning after the show if you're a subscriber you get to watch the episodes immediately afterward plus you're helping us keep this channel going all

Output: - The party discussed the tragic backstory of Vax and Vex, detailing their forced separation from their mother and their divergent paths in Singorn where Vax became a thief and Vex a tracker accompanied by a bear. While the characters' origins were explored, the session primarily focused on logistical updates regarding remote players, including Orion Acala joining late and the group managing audio issues with friends in Florida. The hosts announced a successful subscriber milestone, awarding a signed Player's Handbook and a replica Horn of Orcus to the winner rhymeswithorange. Additionally, the team outlined future giveaway items, such as a second horn and a signed t-shirt box, while confirming that edited episodes would be available immediately on Twitch for subscribers.


Input: uh pleasure's mine tiberius and as she turns around she sees standing behind the rest of you there's kima there in her now freshly cleaned golden armor that she polished over the evening so she doesn't smell of duergar sweat and blood anymore uh we've brought you a present there's this moment where they both look at each other quietly and then allura steps forward and says kima welcome back and they both just run and give this big embracing bear hug she lifts kima up and there's a slow spin you can see this very very strong bond of friendship before she eventually puts kima down and takes a little bit she holds her hands for a second you can see a tear running down allura's cheek i was so worried about you and kima sheepishly turns her eyes to the side and says sorry for the all the trouble story of my life laughs seriously matthew come on what laughs they're good friends friends friends laughs friends your assumptions dragonborn laughs don't mug yourself that's great come correct don't mug yourself laughs they take a moment to just nod at each other she reaches her hand out in front of kima's head and rustles her hair for a second and says you had many of us worried sick you can't keep running off like that and kima says i know i know then allura turns to the rest of the group and says thank you all so so very much you've done the realm and myself a great service in bringing her back at which point kima says bring me back they helped me complete my guest you've made some strong allies allie and allura starts heading back into her tower and says allie and allura starts heading back into her tower and says well come enter i have tea ready i like it well come enter i have tea ready well come enter i have tea ready you all look like you could use it to be honest yeah come please well all right i love tea we have a moment we can spend long story so as you guys all walk into her tower you remember it untouched from your previous entry here it's a weird moment to step into a tower that you were once in as it crumbled and folded on itself to see it as if nothing had ever happened is there a new rug there is not ah-hah hmm we're not giving it back we shouldn't tell her about the rug don't tell her about the rug you guys step into the center of the room and she's talking to herself for a moment saying things have been a bit crazy here obviously now that the floodgates have opened as far as discussions with the council and people who have maintained a backlog for a while it's been a bit busy but this is a wonderful moment to respite i'm greatly enjoying the company to be honest come she guides you all to the center of the chamber once again there's that large stone platform in the center that has a number of the inert runes carved into the stonework as you all step onto it she

Output: - The party welcomed Kima, who had returned in freshly polished armor, sharing an emotional reunion with Allura that included a tearful embrace and playful banter about Kima's previous disappearance. Allura formally thanked the group for their service in bringing Kima back and invited everyone into her tower for tea. Upon entering, the party noticed the tower had been mysteriously restored to its pristine state, including a new rug that they decided not to mention. Allura guided the group to the center of the chamber, where they stepped onto the large stone platform adorned with inert runes while she discussed the recent surge of activity with the council.


Input: okay so like she says to herself for a moment saying uh things have been a bit crazy here obviously now that the floodgates have opened as far as discussions with the council and people who have maintained a backlog for a while its been a bit busy but um this is a wonderful moment to respite i guess im greatly enjoying the company to be honest come and she guides you all to the center of the chamber once again theres that large stone platform in the center that has a number of the inert runes carved into the stonework as you all step onto it she taps her heel against the bottom of it for a second and as she does all the runes glow with a bright flash of blue and a familiar sensation as that circular platform begins to lift like an arcane elevator up the center of the tower going up one two three stories and as youre going up youre seeing certain sections of wooden library shelves set up at odd angles along the top of the arcane tower itself you can see there are small stairways that lead off into doorways that seem to almost exit into the sky youve gotten into the idea that a lot of these powerful mage built towers the inner workings dont really match the outer exterior look and there are rooms that shouldnt exist at certain points as you lift up and then uh someone says id like to make a perfunctory insight check just to see if theres anything hinky and then someone else says id like to google perfunctory real quick and then um you can do that go for it okay on allura yeah everything's probably fine thats an eighteen and uh best that you can gather she looks like shes a bit groggy having slept in recently but she seems extremely excited youve all returned and seems eager to catch up as far as what has transpired since last you met her the platform continues before it reaches the topmost floor of the tower before the slowing of the stone platform eventually comes to a halt with a slight jostling the runes fade and youre all on the top floor of the tower once again this is her main chamber you can see across the way there is her large cush canopy bed in the far corner there are a number of desks theres a small arcane laboratory on the far side looks like its in a bit of disarray as shes probably in the middle of a project you do hear as soon as you arrive it sounds like the whistle of a tea kettle in the distance at which point she says ah allow me and she begins to walk over she lifts her hand and you see a small drift of arcane energy as her mage hand goes and lifts takes the water off of its burner and begins to absent mindedly mage hand various teacups out of a large cabinet above the little kitchenette area and then someone says thats awesome and everyone laughs and at which point everyones looking around kima amongst the rest of you guys says its been awhile since ive been here everythings as grandiose and unnecessarily dressed as it always is im glad you got rid of that old rug though and then someone laughs and theres like some scattered coughing and someone says sorry and someone else coughs and then pike says wait was there a rug and someone says im fine and then someone says i dont remember that and someone says stay cool come on and then grog says this rug and someone else says nope and then nope and nope and someone says not here and allura who is now in the process of pulling chairs over

Output: - The party followed Allura onto the central stone platform, which activated as an arcane elevator to transport them up the tower's interior. During the ascent, the group observed impossible architectural features, such as stairways leading into the sky, before Allura's Insight check confirmed she was merely groggy but eager to reconnect. Upon reaching the top floor, the party entered Allura's main chamber, which contained a large bed, a disarrayed laboratory, and a kitchenette where she used magic to prepare tea. The group began to settle in, with Kima commenting on the room's grandiose decor, though a sudden, confusing exchange regarding a missing rug caused momentary coughing and hesitation among the party members. Allura continued to set up the seating area with her arcane energy while the group navigated the awkward memory lapse.


Input: ``` uh so like a second a sphere of darkness appears in the corner of the room where you can not see like an entire part of the room and she sits there and hovers just a little pocket of darkness aw man whats that you hear some rustling weve been in darkness so long you hear some rustling you hear some rustling the sphere of darkness finishes and you see shes holding like a sack of coins that you dont know where she picked them up from oh she steps back over to her chair sits down and says just a precaution i like to keep my private things private but a deal is a deal and youve done as youve asked so as weve discussed um ten thousand gold pieces to the lot of you and my greatest thanks i take that to the lot of you and my greatest thanks all laugh she hands it out to vexas eager palm its very heavy good thing im strong then huh with her nine strength it sags sorry about the hand gesture there stop it all laugh internet she sits back down says you tell me what else if anything has transpired and ill let you know what you missed well we have orcuses horn so thats a thing theres a slight pause before the actual sound of breaking glass hits your ears as the teacup that shes holding shatters across the stonework on the floor allura still sitting in her chair hands in place and says im sorry what did you say yes that beholder butthole that we had to fight that we had no idea we had to fight had this orcus horn on his head so we took it off and we kept it safe thats what you wanted im assuming to destroy it but we havent touched it though no all right she looks over to kima who does this with her shoulders up kima gives her a nod and says to be honest i wasnt sure that was the end of my journey but it seems that great evil i talked about before we killed it and took its source of power now were figuring out what to do with it she gives a sheepish grin and a slight shrug in her armor allura looks to the ground for a moment and says i dont know much of this object you say but if it was the source of the creatures power and it carries with it the connotations of orcus then this is a very very ill omen indeed yes this must be brought before the council immediately wait the council the council the council of taldorei the council you are part of that helps are you going there right now also yes i was summoned to it we were as well heres the thing sorry pike the thing with this particular item is the more people know about it the more dangerous it actually becomes the fact that we even share this information with kima and with you is a very dangerous thing to begin with i agree are the council trustworthy those who currently reside on the council are trustworthy i assure you this ive done my work with them for many years and those that have passed have been replaced with equally ```

Output: - The party received a ten thousand gold piece reward from Allura, who had used a sphere of darkness to discreetly retrieve the funds. Upon learning that the group had acquired Orcus's horn from a defeated Beholder, Allura shattered her teacup in horror, recognizing the item as a dangerous ill omen. She insisted that the artifact must be brought immediately to the Council of Taldorei, despite the party's concerns about the risks of sharing such sensitive information. Allura assured the group that the current council members are trustworthy and that she had worked with them for years. The session concluded with the party agreeing to transport the horn to the council, acknowledging the severe threat the object poses.