Input: in furious anger uh echoing through the nearby wood in the direction you heard his initial shout that woke you up and you rush forward towards the dire wolf go ahead and make your two attacks twenty six that hits ah twenty five both hit that was really good nice go ahead and roll some damage thank you ten and eighteen is twenty eight great so as you rush forward your axe hits into the side of the dire wolf slamming into its shoulder you can see as you draw the axe out of the wound youve left a nice hearty gash into the muscle tissue that holds its arm to its shoulder the other one as you bring your axe around the other side it slams into the upper part of its back it sinks a good three or four inches into it and the dire wolf just reacts to the pain with a guttural screech and then looks up at you releasing its lips apart for these nasty looking sharp long dire wolf fangs revealed as it prepares itself to pounce back that ends your turn yeah as part of this round the dire wolf is going to return as the two nearest orcs charge in to flank oh no this guy is going to move one two three six cant quite there is going to use its action to dash in here and loom over so as youre waking up you see this uh orc come lumbering around one of the trees oh no you youre eating with this giant club and just gets in front of you as youre freaking out another one flanks around and comes up towards uh hm another one rushes up behind scanlan there and you see behind another growl and a series of heavy footfalls as um not quite an ogre not quite an orc like some sort of ogre orc crossbreed comes walking behind one of the other trees to go up behind on that side oh god oh my grog oh no and from the far end over here another orc moves forward one two three four five six and hes going to use his action to finish his movement here as well oh god are they attacking yes currently theres only two attacks on you from this ogre like creature and this orc oh thats not going to be very good that would be a nine no whats your ac eighteen eighteen that is not going to hit and then we also have thatll be a twenty two thats going to hit all right so the giant ogre-ish type creature comes rushing towards you swings with its giant club and slams the ground next you as you manage to roll out of the way and get up to your feet and as you do the orc to the other side swings with what looks like a heavy axe and it nicks you in the side of the shoulder blade dealing twelve points of slashing damage hm we have this guy just barely gets to scanlan as youre standing up one of the orcs rushes up behind and you see hes holding another large double handed great axe i sing no i dont want to get hurt by you doo doo doo doo all right go ahead and roll the d10

Output: - The party rushed toward the dire wolf, landing two successful axe attacks that inflicted severe gashes on its shoulder and back. As the wolf screeched and prepared to pounce, it was joined by two orcs and a large ogre-orc crossbreed who moved to flank the group. The enemies launched a coordinated assault, with the ogre swinging a giant club near the player while the orc to the side successfully struck Scanlan's shoulder blade for twelve points of damage. Another orc wielding a massive great axe advanced behind Scanlan, threatening to join the melee. Despite the party's initial defensive maneuvers, the situation quickly deteriorated as multiple hostile creatures closed in for further attacks.


Input: okay so get up uh get up to your feet and as you do the orc on the other side swings with what looks like a heavy axe and it nicks you in the side of the shoulder blade dealing like twelve points of slashing damage hm okay so we have this guy just barely gets to um scanlan scanlan as you're standing up one of the orcs rushes up behind and you see he's holding another large double handed great axe and i sing no i don't want to get hurt by you doo doo doo doo okay go ahead and roll the d10 to reduce the attack modifier on that one wait where does this come from rolled a twenty four by the way okay so i reduce that by two twenty two yes so he'll still hit but he got a song out of it lucky bastard well there you go all right that will come to another like twelve points of slashing damage as the axe swings down you manage to just pull out of the way so it hits the armor and deflects but it leaves a huge gash in the front of the armor and just the sheer weight of it kind of shook you for a second ahh that'll bring us to grog who is currently being heavily flanked first the dire wolf is going to snatch at you because it's not happy with your series of attacks and with pack tactics it has advantage because it's within five feet of other allies so its bite attack against you with advantage is a natural twenty oh no oh no using my new critical role dice we're all going to die thanks chatroom thank you yes chatroom it's twenty one points of piercing damage from the jaws which is reduced by half because of your rage yes so eleven yep that finishes the dire wolf's turn the two other orcs are also going to swing at you from the sides they have advantage because they're flanking you that's going to be a seventeen misses and then with advantage on that one sixteen also misses they're just swinging at you with no effect that completes the surprise round the orcs have pounced onto your campsite back at the top of the order we have percy what are you doing first going to cry a little so i have three orcs basically or two orcs and a god knows what yeah it's too small to be an ogre but it's too big to be an orc a very unholy union of the two probably created this spawn the first thing i'm going to do is i'm going to take a fire shot to the right to that giant monstrosity and spend a grit point to try to shoot him in the foot okay makes a constitution saving throw okay these rules are new so pardon me if i'm a little iffy so shot with pepperbox is wow what's wrong with me twenty eight to hit twenty eight definitely hits he has to make a saving throw or be knocked prone well yeah there's damage plus a saving throw he has to make a constitution saving throw all right eight plus my proficiency modifier plus my dexterity modifier four plus six so it would be eighteen it's actually ten eighteen yeah you're right yeah he does not make that so you shoot he gets knocked prone

Output: - The party endured a brutal surprise round where orcs and a dire wolf flanked them, dealing significant slashing and piercing damage before their attacks largely missed. Percy, the first to act in the subsequent round, identified a massive, unholy spawn creature resembling a fusion of an orc and an ogre. He targeted this monstrosity with a pepperbox pistol, spending a grit point to aim specifically for the creature's foot. The attack successfully hit with a roll of twenty-eight, forcing the beast to fail its Constitution saving throw. Consequently, the giant spawn was knocked prone by the shot, leaving it vulnerable to the party's follow-up actions.


Input: rules are new so pardon me if im a little iffy so shot with pepperbox is wow whats wrong with me twenty eight to hit twenty eight definitely hits he has to make a saving throw or be knocked prone well yeah theres damage plus a saving throw he has to make a constitution saving throw all right eight plus my proficiency modifier plus my dexterity modifier four plus six so it would be eighteen its actually ten eighteen yeah youre right yeah he does not make that so you shoot he gets knocked prone as you shoot his foot out from under him he stumbles to one knee and then you just kick out and push him onto his back thats the first shot and it does six points of damage im sorry it does twelve points of damage plus three points of fire damage nice and now my other shot marking that off im gonna shoot him while hes down okay so do i get a bonus to hit there you have advantage because hes prone okay i get advantage so im actually using hes right there in front of you and hes not able to really like dodge effectively so im gonna give you advantage on this attack okay so im using sharpshooter then get him percy thank god natural twenty so uh this is gonna suck for him which regenerates your grit point you just used by the way does it im back to three you get a grit point whenever you crit every time i crit thats right math okay so i get double points right thats how this roll the dice and double the number you get okay oh that kind of sucks seven fourteen twenty four twenty five thirty points of damage cheering while its on the ground it looks up at you and snarls you removed your boot from where you kicked it down you bring the gun down aim it and give it a glare as you fire with the pepperbox as you do you blast part of its jaw off and you see it you see blood starting to trickle and pour down the front of its chest and um its trying to get up angrily reaching for its club which is currently in the uh half snow floor of this forest interior its looking pretty rough but its looking very intent on getting vengeance on you out of idle curiosity if i try to make a break for it they would get two attacks of opportunity against me right yes yes they are harrying you pretty heavily right now ooh that doesnt make my life any better does it no never mind then do it percy actually you know what im pulling an action surge two more shots go for it im shooting him two more times while hes on the ground all right same thing with a plus ten to hit with sharpshooter yep he still has disadvantage advantage to your shot because hes still on the ground twenty three to hit twenty three hits go ahead and roll damage on that lets see sorry trying to do this five plus sixteen so twenty one points of damage twenty one points of damage all right with that shot as its getting up and reaches for its club it gets hold of it and starts bringing

Output: - The party engaged a hostile creature in a snowy forest interior, with the player utilizing a pepperbox to knock the enemy prone and inflict significant damage. After the initial strike, the attacker gained advantage on a follow-up shot due to the creature's prone condition, scoring a critical hit that dealt thirty points of damage and removed part of the enemy's jaw. Despite the creature's intent to retrieve its club and seek vengeance, the player activated Action Surge to fire two additional shots, successfully hitting the enemy again for twenty-one points of damage. The encounter left the creature severely wounded and reaching for its weapon while the party considered their next tactical move.


Input: shooting him two more times while hes on the ground all right same thing with a plus ten to hit with a sharpshooter yep he still has uh disadvantage no wait advantage to your shot because hes still on the ground twenty three to hit twenty three hits go ahead and roll damage on that let's see um sorry trying to do this five plus sixteen so uh twenty one points of damage twenty one points of damage all right with that shot as its getting up and reaches for its club it gets hold of it and starts bringing it in an arc towards you you lower the gun again this time shooting for the other side of its face with an uh echoing blasting sound you see the remainder of its lower jaw and head just blown out the back of it its eyes roll back instakill damn one turn and now im gonna take that last shot and swing up and shoot at the one thats to the right of this one that one right there okay go ahead and roll to attack oh god natural twenty what the frick what the heck this is the best night for percy ever im just sitting in the corner going ha ha ha ha you were sleeping are you doing all this naked since you were woken up so quickly yes definitely im in the pajamas with the butt flap and the butt flap is down yes the butt flap is down i applaud all right good to know because that will affect your armor class and thats eight sixteen twenty six twenty seven twenty eight twenty nine thirty one thirty two points of damage thirty two points of damage what the what thats insane its a crit can we all get inspiration from seeing percy just massacre its like a john woo film right now yeah right with the doves you all are a little distracted by the other ones that are currently pushing in you hear the explosions and you see off to the corner but you have too many things around you right now okay so as you pull back the gun the orc thats in front of you that's currently holding its one handed axe with two hands is rearing back you fire right towards its face it tries to duck out of the way and you smack into its shoulder with an explosion you can see its leather armor splinters and its fur kind of burns and curls back from the flame of the blast and beneath you can see that most of the muscle tissue and exposed bone is visible as you've blown a giant crater in its shoulder gross that was brilliant im done sorry grog your up im up i would like to go into a frenzied rage now that ive got all my playmates around me and i would like to take one giant swing in a half circle trying to get all three at one time all right so attack for each one go for it so thats a twenty two that hits the orc dire wolf thats a twenty three hits and for the last orc hell yeah twenty six twenty five okay roll damage three times and its in order this orc over here fifteen twelve and seventeen all right as you whoosh swing the axe around it

Output: - The party engaged in a chaotic melee against multiple orcs and a dire wolf, with Percy delivering devastating ranged attacks that resulted in an instant kill and a critical hit dealing thirty-two damage. Despite Percy's distracted state from being woken up in pajamas, the group successfully eliminated the immediate threats surrounding them. Grog then entered a frenzied rage, swinging his axe in a wide arc to strike three enemies simultaneously. His attack roll proved highly effective, hitting the orc, the dire wolf, and the final orc with damage rolls of fifteen, twelve, and seventeen respectively. The combat was marked by explosive violence, including a blast that blew a crater into an orc's shoulder and another that obliterated an enemy's head.


Input: now that i've got all my playmates around me and i would like to take one giant swing in a half circle trying to get all three at one time all right so uh attack for each one go for it so that's a twenty two that hits the orc dire wolf that's a twenty three hits and for the last orc hell yeah twenty six twenty five okay roll damage three times and it's in order this uh orc over here fifteen twelve and seventeen all right as you whoosh swing the axe around it clips across the chest of the orc who is almost pushed off his feet from the sheer force the axe swings slams into the front throat chest area of the dire wolf with so much force that it cuts clean through leaving this open wound where its main veins just begin to pour its lifeblood ew the dire wolf just gurgles for a second before slumping onto the ground motionless with the inertia carrying through its body it slams into the other orc who actually has a small buckler shield that manages to catch it shatters most of the leather and metal that encompasses the piece getting stuck into his forearm and he yells in your face with this kind of guttural shout and he pulls his own arm off the blade of the axe as you withdraw it ooh um that concludes your turn it's now their turn all you low initiative rolling motherfuckers got to wait mother motherfucker let's see first and foremost the two guys that are in that motion the two orcs that you just slammed rear back and then retaliate very heavily against you they both have advantage because they have you flanked that'll be twenty two hits and a fourteen misses yes all right so the one with the buckler and what looks like a longsword strikes you for eight points of uh slashing damage of which you take four great that ends their turn the one orc that's overtop of you uh lyra goes rgh and swings in a wide arc down towards you that's going to be a fourteen i have a thirteen aw okay so as its two handed axe swings down on top of you you take six points of slashing damage ouch you instinctively freak out and back up out of the way and it actually doesn't hit you it slams into your bedroll but the sheer impact shakes you and you can feel the sweat beginning to pour from your forehead that's going to bring us to this guy here who's attacking uh scanlan that's going to be a twelve miss he swings towards your head thankfully he's not used to attacking things so small you duck quickly out of the way fuck you and that's oh and the two on percy who are now looking for retribution they're looking a little shaken by the whole experience the one that you shot in the shoulder too i'm just screaming in their face like a manic pixie manic pixie dream gunslinger thank you that'll be a twenty i walked into that twenty to hit i'm going to spend a grit point and wait if my armor class is twenty does that mean they still hit i thought you were wearing your pajamas with the butt flap oh details details that's

Output: - The party engaged a group of orcs and a dire wolf, with one character executing a massive area-of-effect axe swing that severely wounded the wolf and struck two orcs. The dire wolf collapsed, crashing into a third orc and shattering his buckler, while the remaining enemies retaliated by flanking the attacker and dealing significant slashing damage. Meanwhile, the character named Lyra narrowly dodged a second axe attack that instead destroyed their bedroll, and Scanlan successfully evaded an assault from a smaller foe. Finally, the character Percy, described as a manic gunslinger, faced two shaken orcs who were attempting to attack him, successfully hitting one of them with a grit-enhanced shot.


Input: on percy who are now looking for retribution they're looking a little shaken by the whole experience the one that you shot in the shoulder too i'm just screaming in their face like a manic pixie manic pixie dream gunslinger thank you um that'll be a uh twenty i walked into that twenty to hit i'm going to spend a grit point and wait if my armor class is twenty does that mean they still hit i thought you were wearing your pajamas with the butt flap oh details details that's so mean one day far in the future i'll figure out a way to make you pay for that for now fine that hits sometimes you this is what i heard damn it the visualization was worth it alone and twenty two for the second attack that hits so both of them strike at once you don't quite know which way to dodge and as you try to duck out of the way both blades hit you simultaneously on the sides oh no you take four points of damage from one rolled really low that one rolled pretty high you take twelve twelve total um the total would be sixteen okay sixteen you take sixteen points of slashing damage from the two of those orcs now we come to uh scanlan okay i turn to the orc who just missed me and i cast dominate person yes with my through my hand cone of clarity of course all right so as you finish your casting of the spell you can see the anger in its face suddenly drop and subside and it gives you this expectant look i command him to protect our goliath with his life if he needs to and retreat from me instantly okay it nods and looks over towards where grog is and with this kind of slack jawed expression turns and looks like it's ready to make its way towards grog next round do you want to move at all or are you staying here i will move a step towards lyra all right yeah he's not currently threatening you because he is controlled by you so you step back with the fire to your back you can feel the heat flickering behind you and i will just be backup for her and i also will inspire her all right with a little i turn to her and i start singing and i raise my hand to lyra and say that you could use some scanlan today tonight i give you a d ten okay great thank you so with that you have a d ten inspiration dice that you can add to any d twenty roll you need to make it could be an attack could be a saving throw okay great you can roll and if that's not enough you can add a d ten to it okay great that's so nice so that ends scanlan's turn vex you're up okay i'm going to cast how many people are on percy um two currently flanking him right there i'm going to do hunters mark on the damaged one okay should i get yeah the one that's damaged the one that's damaged the most is going to be this one yeah that's the one yeah and i'm going to shoot him through my

Output: - The party found themselves in a precarious position as two orcs simultaneously struck Percy, dealing a combined sixteen points of slashing damage. In response, Scanlan successfully cast *dominate person* on one of the attackers, compelling the creature to protect Grog and retreat while Scanlan provided Lyra with inspiration. Meanwhile, Vex targeted the most damaged orc with *Hunter's Mark* to prepare for a decisive shot. The group managed to stabilize the immediate threat through a mix of magical control and tactical positioning, though Percy remains shaken from the encounter.


Input: okay so you can roll and if thats not enough you can add a d8 to it uh great yeah thats so nice um so that ends that turn and then um you're up okay im going to cast how many people are on him uh two currently flanking him right there okay im gonna do hunters mark on the damaged one okay yeah the one thats damaged um the one thats damaged the most is gonna be this one yeah thats the one yeah and im gonna shoot him through my im gonna shoot him through my flamingo bow all right and i also am gonna have trinket attack him twice how about that you can do that all right all right so trinket runs around the tree never happened before an unexpected circumstance so as you turn around you go ahead and you point at the uh the ork to the side with a flicker of slightly shimmering white energy you can see your attention focus and clarity crystallize on this one ork who glances over at you returning the gaze 19 attack 19 attack does hit and as the arrow is released from your bow yes go ahead and roll damage plus the d10 for the flaming seventeen to hit and then trinkets attacks yep roll twice for trinket as the arrow sploof hits him on the chest area and boom bursts into flames igniting part of his shoulder as he looks down you hear this guttural growl from around the corner as he glances over trinket comes jumping out of the shadows from behind the tree trinket i never know what to look at because i never attack with trinket attack bonus okay thats 22 for one 22 hits roll for the second attack the second one is a 16 16 just barely hits oh my goodness trinkets doing something i know you guys does that mean he can bite twice yep okay hes gonna do that oh wait no one is gonna be bite and one is gonna be claws and he dies oh i didnt do hunters mark on the previous one four for hunters mark four additional damage for hunters mark thirteen no twelve for one attack and then what did i just do i did it wrong that was wrong what im sorry im sorry is eleven for the first one eleven for the first one all right and then the second one this is so new and exciting and twelve for the second all right so as trinket rushes around the corner with one claw whacks hits him in the back of the shoulder sending him onto the ground the ork now shoulder in flames is on its back trinket leaps on top reaches down and with its jaws around its head just bites the head off ohh as you see the head flip into the air catches the head in his jaws and crunches down on it yes have a meal buddy oh yeah you want to cuddle with that hell yeah i do all right is that an ork right behind me this is right there that's me no i can't see where i am you're right here

Output: - The party engaged two orcs flanking a tree, with the ranger casting Hunter's Mark on the most damaged target and firing a flaming arrow that ignited the enemy's shoulder. Simultaneously, the character's companion, Trinket, unexpectedly rushed around the tree to flank the opponent, delivering two successful attacks that combined claws and bites. After a brief moment of confusion regarding the damage calculation, the companion finished the combat by leaping onto the fallen orc and biting off its head. The group successfully eliminated the immediate threat, though the chaotic nature of the fight led to some uncertainty about the exact positioning of the characters during the encounter.


Input: its back trinket leaps on top reaches down and with its jaws around its head just bites the head off ohh as you see the head flip into the air catches the head in his jaws and crunches down on it yes have a meal buddy oh yeah you want to cuddle with that hell yeah i do zahra its your go all right is that an orc right behind me this is vex right there thats me no i cant see where i am um youre right here okay who are the three strongest orcs right now this one and these two here all look pretty untouched this one is actually untouched four one two three four and i can only hex one creature is this correct correct all right im gonna hex the one in the back sorry im gonna hex him him all right and im gonna incant agonizing blast and cast eldritch blast on those three orcs ive never heard of any of those things because um there's three blasts that come from yeah well eldritch blast is three different beams and thats just eldritch blast for your turn or you can do agonizing blast you choose one or the other oh i thought agonizing blast was a cantrip oh its one of your abilities yes oh it just improves the eldritch blast yeah oh yeah you can totally do that i want to do that okay so you turn around id like to do that with my staff of dragons you hold the staff forward and for a second your eyes which are normally a vibrant bright white suddenly close with this darkness and then reveal a pale blue like the moon in the sky as you do this hue of light blue energy begins to emanate from this orc right there he looks down confused as you pull your staff up and slam the ground with it as you do these three streaks of pale blueish green energy streak out towards it ha go ahead and roll three attacks oh my god adding your bonus your spell bonus to each one thirteen plus eleven so twenty four twenty four that hits that was a good one thirty thirty okay what and twenty one are you adding the plus oh and plus two to each of them thats damage oh im sorry so its eldritch blast it gets plus eleven right so what was the last one twenty one they all hit so go ahead and roll damage for each and each does additional hex damage because its three different hits yes and the damage is one d ten plus seven times three too much math yeah go ahead and roll that three times one d ten plus seven one d ten plus seven one d ten plus seven okay oh help me thats not a d ten thats a d twelve sorry sorry its all right shes a guest im a guest oh you know what i was rolling eights instead of tens thats okay too late now next time two plus seven two plus seven is ten nine nine all right two plus seven is nine thank you ten ten plus seven is seventeen all right

Output: - After a trinket monster brutally decapitated an enemy, the party focused their attention on three untouched orcs. Zahra, acting as the party's guide, identified the targets while the player character prepared to engage them. The character cast *hex* on the orc in the back and then utilized their *Eldritch Blast* cantrip enhanced by *Agonizing Blast* to fire three separate beams at the remaining enemies. With the help of a staff of dragons, the character unleashed pale blue energy streaks that successfully hit all three orcs. Finally, the group calculated the damage for each hit, applying the hex bonus and resolving the final damage rolls to defeat the threats.


Input: yeah go ahead and roll that three times uh 1d10 plus seven 1d10 plus seven 1d10 plus seven okay oh help me that's not a d10 that's a d12 sorry sorry it's all right she's a guest i'm a guest oh you know what i was rolling eights instead of tens that's okay too late now next time two plus seven two plus seven is ten nine nine all right two plus seven is nine thank you ten ten plus seven is seventeen all right and five plus seven is twelve twelve twelve and then then add roll a d6 three times because each time you blast them you do the additional hex damage holy crap what are you two all right two six eight total five whoa thirteen so after the beams streak out all three blast simultaneously into the torso area of the orc that's standing by percy it's glaring at you with this look of surprise and fury and frustration and before it can even try and mount any sort of attack the three beams strike it in the chest you can see this scattering of brackish liquid as the back of its torso is blown out like a shotgun blast yes and it falls to the ground with this gurgle in its throat and for a second you swear you see the glistening moonlight colored energy that you had hexed upon it almost sucks the soul from its body and then it dissipates into the air above it thaumaturgy makes my eyes go fire wow a big blast of flame great so that will end your turn there you did really well how is she so cool she just changed the game that will bring us to lyra she can stay is that thirty feet five ten fifteen twenty twenty five thirty thirty foot is right there from you who are the bad guys this one this one and this one this one this one and these two there okay so i'm like oh that was cool okay and i use my chain lightning you have to do a save on that that just automatically hits that just hits yeah okay so it's 10d8 to whom to one guy and then it can hit up to three people within thirty feet are they within thirty feet these two are not but this guy is ten is twenty one plus twenty one plus twenty four twenty one plus twenty four is forty five forty five points of damage to that guy and then it goes to the other guy this guy there these guys are a little too far away unfortunately this guy is not oh okay get that guy as you freak out you back up and as an instinctual maneuver you put your fingers out and there is a loud crackling sound as a condensed thunderstorm blasts forth from lyra's hands the orc that's threatening her and actually managed to try and strike you gives you this look of sudden pity before its entire upper body is fried instantly from the electricity that just destroys you can see all its flesh is now curled back and cracking from the sheer amount of energy

Output: - The party unleashed a devastating barrage of attacks, with the first character firing three simultaneous beams that obliterated an orc standing near Percy, causing its body to explode and its soul to dissipate. Following this, Lyra cast Chain Lightning, which automatically struck one orc and dealt forty-five points of damage before arcing to a second target within range. As the combat intensified, Lyra instinctively retaliated against a third orc that threatened her by unleashing a condensed thunderstorm from her hands. This final blast instantly fried the orc's upper body, curling its flesh and cracking its skin under the sheer force of the electricity. The immediate threats were neutralized through these coordinated magical assaults, leaving the battlefield littered with the charred remains of the enemies.


Input: so um too far away unfortunately this guy is not oh okay get that guy so as you uh freak out you back up and like an instinctual maneuver you put your fingers out and there's a loud crackling sound as a condensed thunderstorm blasts forth from the hands the orc that's threatening her and actually managed to try and strike you gives this look of sudden pity before its entire upper body is fried instantly from the electricity that just destroys you can see all its flesh is now curled back and cracking from the sheer amount of energy that's flowing through it the bolt then streaks off and slams the one that you dominated that was currently running in the other direction all of a sudden gets hit in the side however maintains the domination yeah he did take half damage to that one but this one is blown off the map the other one over here is looking pretty rough now it's hobbling forward currently with one of its legs ruined that poor orc it's pretty rough it's been a rough day for him do you want to stay where you are or do you want to move i'll stay where i am wow that worked wow that was amazing i turn around and sort of barf because i just saw a guy's upper half get incinerated suck it up alright top of the round uh you first or i'm gonna start running towards the big guy okay how far can i get about that far and while i'm running i'm just gonna take oh hello where are we there we are i'm just gonna take two pot shots at him as i'm running by my dominated guy is not gonna live to see his and just because i don't really care i'm gonna take the negative the sharpshooter plus damage negative to that so okay sixteen sixteen does hit and i'll just do both right now and oh my god did you get another twenty yes i got another twenty that's a very good dice that's a very good die you can spread them out over several games you don't have to we have to fight dragons soon a dragon thank you this is phenomenal i know i've got such terrible things that are gonna happen to me because of all this good luck so that's i'll do the first one really quickly that's twenty points of damage for the first shot leave none alive my boy first shot smacks into its thigh and you can see where once there was an actual functional thigh area is now a splintered femur that is exposed through one side of his leg you can see it's barely keeping itself standing it roars out in pain as you fire again thirty two points with the final bullet in your chamber the sixth bullet you fire the last round you're gonna make me change the sharpshooter thing by the end of this round i get the no no no sharpshooter works well for a reason it's kind of spectacular i keep rolling twenties i keep rolling twenties that's what the dice does man it's worked poorly in your favor before really poorly normally it's great when it works awesomely so with this look of

Output: - The party unleashed a devastating condensed thunderstorm from the caster's hands, instantly incinerating one orc and heavily damaging another. Despite the gruesome sight, the group maintained their domination over a third enemy while the caster chose to remain stationary rather than retreat. As the round progressed, a party member sprinted toward the remaining large orc, taking two shots with the Sharpshooter feat while running. The archer rolled exceptionally high, scoring critical hits that shattered the target's femur and dealt massive damage. Although the orc roared in agony and was barely standing, the party's relentless assault left it critically wounded and unable to effectively fight back.


Input: so uh you fire again and you hear like this raaah of pain and um thirty two points yeah with the final bullet in your uh pepperbox chamber the sixth one you fire the last round and you're gonna make me change the sharpshooter thing by the end of this round i get the no no no sharpshooter works well for a reason it's kind of spectacular i keep rolling twenties i keep rolling twenties that's what the dice does man it's worked poorly in your favor before really poorly normally it's great when it works awesomely so with this look of confusion as this orc that's trying to do the bidding of this gnome that protect our goliath it's trying desperately to go and protect grog but on the way there it gets its leg blown out and then suddenly it turns and the shot enters one side of its temple and out the other and there's just this very quick shpt sound as it falls to the ground motionless and is no longer a living organism good job percy i sort of had that guy covered but it's all good it's all good i'm coming grog grog you're up for the gentleman that i'm facing right now i would like to take my first swing all right well all right twenty four twenty four that hits and that is nineteen points of damage whew all right i'll take my second swing at him same guy same guy all right go ahead and roll for that twenty six that hits laughs also nineteen points of damage after the hammer orcs are nothing so the first strike you slam into his upper torso area and it actually digs about four or five inches in he reaches up and grabs drops his weapon and grabs the axe and tries to pull it out of his body you however reach up with your fist and slam it down on the axe shoving it about five or six more inches you can see his actual shoulder and arm fall away from his torso as his eyes roll back and he falls limp against the blade with my third attack i'd like to turn to his friend grab him by the throat and go it's death or target practice for my friends talk go ahead and make an intimidation roll yay nineteen all right the orc looking at its current fate and the rather rapid destruction of its entire band speaks orcish anyone here speak orcish i speak orc so my friend what did he say what did he say you hear him say death may come but the rest will find you you come into our wood it's only a matter of time before you're eaten tell him we're just passing through we are simply passing through we are in search of something if you choose to help us we may let you live yeah may and it is not one of yours go ahead and make a persuasion roll what do i roll twenty what do i add to it plus your persuasion nine heck yeah twenty four okay as you're speaking to him in his own language his speaks orcish bless you laughs you guys hear these horrible guttural sounds almost as good as keyleth's giant almost almost you can see

Output: - Percy fired the final round of his pepperbox, killing the orc attempting to protect Grog with a precise shot through the enemy's temple. Grog then engaged the remaining hammer orc, landing two devastating blows that severed the creature's arm and drove his axe deep into its torso. After incapacitating the fighter, the party turned their attention to the surviving orc, where Grog successfully intimidated the enemy into speaking Orcish. The survivor warned of future consequences, prompting the party to attempt a persuasion check to convince him to let them pass in exchange for their lives. The orc's guttural response suggested a tense standoff as the group sought a peaceful resolution to the encounter.


Input: in search of something if you choose to help us we may let you live yeah may and it is not one of yours go ahead and make a persuasion roll what do i roll 20 what do i add to it plus your persuasion nine heck yeah 24 okay as you're speaking to him in his own language his uh [speaks orcish] bless you you guys hear these horrible guttural sounds almost as good as uh keyleth's giant almost almost you can see a look of fear and his eyes dart about the rest of the party as they all begin stepping out of the firelight and into the darkness surrounding him he gauges the scenario looks down at the dead dire wolf he gives you another look and you still have the flaring blaze of your angry thaumaturgy eyes he says in common very broken common very well i live i serve you can see his blood now trickling down to the corner of his mouth what is he going to fight with us can i see if he's truthful insight make an insight check aw that's not my strength you can certainly try though oh good i rolled a four plus two plus two that's a six he looks constipated that's the best way you can read it can i try as well you're welcome to constipated you're concerned briefly for the diet he usually eats vex you wanna go ahead 16 is what i rolled 16 ah there is definitely an intent for self-preservation but there is that fight or flight look in the eyes as well let me kill him well let's find out about our dragon first oh i can cast friend on him no because he'll know you're casting magic and then he'll come back at you will he he will is that why it never worked on aldor yes and he'll come back and attack you afterwards and it can only be used for how do you know friends well i can cast friends friends however has to be on something that's not hostile and you get the feeling that even though he's currently docile he's probably a little hostile okay okay i guess we'll just go without suggestion only works but mass suggestion works for a long time why don't we just ask him yeah we got him we can kill him in a second if we have to so you know we can kill you there's a dragon where is it we are looking for a dragon specifically a white dragon and we know it is to the north west this beast i see in the sky takes those who do not hide look for the tallest mountain that way and points up the north area a little ways off the road and in the direction you're travelling it takes refuge top of the mountain there is no path just hiding how tall is the mountain high do you know of a secret passageway to get up to it only fools would try to scale a dragon's mountain yeah well we're pretty stupid do you know of a path he gives you a look of momentary indifference and kind of no

Output: - The party successfully intimidated an injured orc into surrendering by leveraging a high Persuasion roll and their intimidating magical presence. Although the orc appeared to be lying during the party's failed Insight checks, the group decided to spare him temporarily to extract information about a nearby white dragon. They learned that the dragon resides atop a tall, pathless mountain to the northwest, where it preys on travelers who do not hide. The orc confirmed there is no secret passageway to the summit, though he offered a momentary look of indifference when the party asked for a climbing route. Ultimately, the party chose to rely on their own strength to scale the mountain rather than attempting to magically compel the hostile creature further.


Input: takes those who do not hide look for the tallest mountain that way and points up the north area a little ways off the road and in the direction you're travelling it takes refuge top of the mountain there is no path just hiding how tall is the mountain high do you know of like a secret passageway to get up to it only fools would try to scale a dragons mountain yeah well were pretty stupid do you know of a path he gives you a look of like momentary indifference and kind of no i dont believe him i do not believe him hes giving you sass he is giving me sass yes can we what do we roll to while they're talking im gonna loot the other bodies okay as you glance around the corpses you find not too much on them though it looks like theyve gathered from raiding other people they're passing on the road or just scavenging about you find two hundred and uh seventy four gold can you do your detect dragon here i can actually because im not quite there at a thousand feet but i can most definitely detect the dragon so you're saying that we need to not be out in the open because the dragon is attracted to things that are not hidden yes hungry it will take you but thats your choice have you ever seen it up close no would you like to you want to come with us no then stop giving us sass you say you'll keep me alive but you walk towards death one or the other way i end up at the bottom we talk towards glory did you see how fast we killed your friends were pretty amazing then go go and see your dragon do you know of any more information on this dragon thats all any weaknesses anything he gives you a look like hes on empty hes given you everything hes gonna give you well now you're on empty i take my greataxe and i chop off his head oh guys no wait stop now this is just not right as the whole group gasps just shoves him back and whoosh whoom pff pff the head rolls hits a patch of snow and stops the body falls back and you see kind of dark blood begin to pour out of the rest of the body and into the snow you should have checked with our leader before you did that yes most definitely okay i think were going to have to have a talk circle right now okay before that do any of the orcs have any iron on them at all looking around there are bits and pieces of whether it be iron weapons you can see scavenged a few like some of the axes that were being used have an iron or similar type metal that is crafted in those though its usually pretty beaten and not very well maintained it doesnt matter i just want the iron whatever i can i ill say you can harvest the iron blades from three axes thank you they're in relatively poor condition but you can mark that sorry all right are we doing a talk circle i think we need

Output: - The party questioned the captured orc about the dragon's location and weaknesses, learning that the creature resides atop a treacherous, pathless mountain and is drawn to unhidden travelers. While the group debated the risks of scaling the peak, one character looted the orc corpses, recovering 274 gold pieces and scavenging iron blades from three axes. The situation escalated when the player character, disregarding the party's objections, beheaded the orc, causing dark blood to spill onto the snow and triggering a tense confrontation among the survivors. Following this violent act, the group discovered that the orc's weapons contained usable iron despite their poor condition. The party ultimately decided to halt their journey to hold an immediate talk circle to address the consequences of the execution.


Input: pieces of whether it be iron weapons you can see like scavenged a few like some of the axes that were being used have an iron or similar type metal that is crafted in those though it's usually pretty beaten and not very well maintained um it doesn't matter I just want the iron whatever I can I uh I'll say you can harvest the iron blades from three axes thank you they're in relatively poor condition but you can mark that um sorry Lyra all right are we doing a talk circle I think we need to discuss the fact that that was just very inappropriate and I am here as a leader and I think that that was just not right we are better than that we are but here's the thing you did kill one of them too though yes Lyra we are going to kill we are on our way to kill something well it's we had a deal well he probably would've led his friends to us to kill us as a leader I choose not to pursue this any more but I will register my disapproval and I think we should just proceed I'm very I'm very vexed that's very fair that's very fair thank you um Scanlan can't you sing a song to make her feel better I could sing a song to make her feel better but you don't want to um make you feel good at least she's not talking about Aldor so I'm okay with it oh did you want to we haven't talked yet I we should go you should write a song about Aldor I go over and I pick up the orc's head and I walk it over to Lyra and I go here I'm sorry you can keep this it won't happen without me asking again no that's quite all right it's no really look it's still got stuff in it um as he shakes it you see spattering across the no okay that's quite I think we should just proceed we should proceed everyone I'm gonna try to see if there's a dragon within and I say we could just cut out the tongue it's not just the tongue like that yes yes I rip the tongue out of the head that's a good idea Vex do we need the pelt of the dire wolf I put the orc tongue in the bag of holding and the orc head both just asking all right with the lip now we you're slowly the lip is in my belt baby and I would like to extract the canines from the dire wolf from the dire wolf all right I would like you to go ahead and make a nature check what's that um that's to attempt to harvest the creature's canines what's that sorry sorry what do I do roll a d20 and add your nature check bonus oh that sucks can I primeval awareness the dragon twelve okay um as you begin taking a small dagger out from the inside of your cloak of useful things you break one of the tooths in the process unfortunately you manage to get one of them at least so you do have one dire wolf canine you can add to your items

Output: - The party harvested iron blades from three axes and engaged in a tense discussion regarding Lyra's inappropriate behavior, which the leader ultimately chose to overlook to maintain group cohesion. After Scanlan offered a head and tongue from a slain orc as a conciliatory gesture, the group decided to proceed with scavenging the dire wolf's pelt. Vex attempted to extract the creature's canines using a Nature check, but the effort was clumsy and resulted in breaking one tooth. Despite the mishap, Vex successfully secured one dire wolf canine and added it to their inventory before the session concluded.


Input: check um whats that uh thats to attempt to harvest the creatures canines huh what sorry what do i do uh roll a d20 and add your nature check bonus oh that sucks um can i primeval awareness the dragon uh twelve okay as you begin taking a small dagger out from the inside of your cloak of useful things you break one of the tooths in the process unfortunately you manage to get one of them at least so you do have one dire wolf canine you can add to your items i would like to put my hands on the dire wolf and just thank it for no other reason than i respect its life very well i dont think hes going to answer you know its not for you percy oh well im just saying the dragon then im trying to be helpful i understand all right you take a moment and concentrate and for a six mile radius currently no dragon still its still oh right its towards a mountain weve got another days travel its gotta be twenty miles away should we keep sleeping or should we just pack it up now and go is it nighttime its still its probably like a good two three in the morning oh lets go back to bed would you say a new day has passed so can i try for my beard again we will once you get a full on rest shit lets fully rest im gonna make a leadership decision that hopefully everybody agrees with that we need more sleepytime is it okay to keep sleeping right here are they gonna come search for us probably not more than one search party probably not probably not im in my pyjamas im going back to bed i think thats a good call that i agree with as the leader of this group what she said are we always gonna call it sleepytime i mean thats im just asking i like to put labels on things its an ocd thing whatever you would like to call it or just yeah no youre the leader i shall accept whatever name yes sleepytime is the official name for it sleepytime it is thank you so much im going to sleepytime good night all is it is it still my watch it is you did your job you did your job ill take the next watch thanks may i and we can heal up right yes so the rest of you guys you go ahead and take your full evenings rest at which point your hit points and spells are restored and grog go ahead and make a percentage roll yeah come on you big bearded bastard fiftyeight fiftyeight nah unfortunately but youve still got that nice scruff a good like yknow half an inch to an inch of whatever that is pushing through dire wolf blood all over my feet didnt stimulate the growth at all unfortunately no all right that blood looked quite black eventually you all complete your evenings rest the rest of the watches go without incident in the morning you wake up and the cold air was pretty rough for a lot of you thankfully

Output: - The party successfully harvested a single dire wolf canine, though the process resulted in a broken dagger and the character's failed attempt to grow facial hair using the blood. After confirming no dragons were nearby within a six-mile radius, the group agreed to continue sleeping rather than pack up immediately, establishing "sleepytime" as the official name for the rest period. While the rest of the watches passed without incident, Grog's attempt to stimulate beard growth with the dire wolf blood failed, leaving his scruff unchanged. Upon waking the next morning, the party found their hit points and spells fully restored, though they were immediately struck by the rough cold air of the new day.


Input: okay so like percentage roll yeah come on you big beard and bustard fifty eight fifty eight no unfortunately but you still got that nice scruff good like you know half an inch to an inch of whatever that is pushing through uh dire wolf blood all over my feet didn't stimulate the growth at all unfortunately no that blood looked quite black uh eventually you all complete your evening's rest the rest of the watches go without incident in the morning you wake up and the cold air was pretty rough for a lot of you thankfully the fire was there to help but you get the feeling that the further north you travel the weather's gonna become an issue even with the warm clothing you currently have on all right so you guys step back to where your horses are currently oh our horses are okay oh shit we forgot about those thankfully your horses were far enough away from the area where you were the focus was not to make any noise when they came upon you so the orcish party knew better than to attack the horses first oh that's good the horses are still a little spooked from the evening's events but nevertheless you get back on your horses you continue up the glasswalk road you had a question uh i use beast speech to calm them tell them everything shall be fine you have just got all sorts of shit everything will be wonderful and thank you for leading us where we need to go we shall try and make sure that no harm comes to you and immediately with that the horses who were currently rattled and some of them are being unresponsive to your attempts to mount them settle down come to a calm point and allow you all to get atop them without an issue being fully asleep i cast fart the irony is i was gonna recommend dust of tracelessness but that works too oh that works too can you they would never follow that so dust of cloud of deterrence cloud of deterrence thank you what do you want to do my love dear whoever you are oh yes dust of tracelessness he's got this stuff we can cover our tracks should we sleep we slept already we're on the horses it's the next day oh it is yeah oh we ride we ride and so we ride and i take the dust of tracelessness and i in the back do we ever run out of that stuff never no it's an infinite supply wow that is very convenient yeah it is it's really nice and so as you're on your warhorse which as you can tell the more and more you ride on it the more and more it's starting to slow thankfully you're keeping pace with trinket it's having a hard time keeping a goliath on its back for extensive riding could i give it could i give it a health potion let's just say it's probably gonna be a little sway-backed by the end of this adventure oh poor thing poor little horsie it may need to ride you it's okay for now at some point you should give it a break with the carpet

Output: - After a peaceful night of rest, the party awoke to rough northern weather and discovered their horses had been spared by the previous night's attackers. They mounted the spooked steeds and used Beast Speech to calm the animals before continuing their journey along the glasswalk road. To avoid detection, the group deployed Dust of Tracelessness, which successfully erased their tracks as they rode northward. During the travel, the party noted that their warhorses were beginning to slow, particularly the one carrying the Goliath, though they maintained a steady pace with their companion Trinket. The scribe noted the convenience of their infinite supply of tracking dust and the potential need to eventually swap mounts or use a magic carpet to relieve the tired horses.


Input: the more and more you ride on it the more and more it's starting to slow thank goodness you're keeping pace with trinket it's having a hard time keeping a goliath on its back for extensive riding uh could i give it a health potion let's just say it's probably gonna be a little sway-backed by the end of this adventure oh poor thing poor little horsie it may need to ride you it's okay for now at some point you should give it a break with the carpet yeah i can't ride the carpet we don't have the carpet why did we do we have the carpet we gave the carpet to them the other team has the carpet those bastards i don't know them but that's very that is upsetting yeah that is you guys continue traveling for a second day why because tiberius can fly why the hell did we give them the carpet sorry oh it's all right we don't need the crutch all right second day we're fine day two and so anyway so when i first met alder uh-huh he was hired to be my bodyguard and it was so obvious he was so capable when he walked in the room how did he react when you first told him of your feelings i mean it was not a good evening but he was paid to be there so he couldn't leave so that was well that was good for me always works for me it's not it didn't work today but it could work tomorrow or the day after oh my god can we make an agreement i kill you you kill me yes and suddenly he disappears it's so funny that well you men are complicated a few hours of a few hours of travel and percy any extra guns what sorry learning the ins and outs of the extremely tumultuous history of lydia and alder you eventually come to a point where the clouds are beginning to darken and in the distance you can see what looks like a very heavily obscured curtain of snowfall to the north-northwest you get to a point of the glasswalk road where a snowstorm is starting to pour over this vicinity you guys stop for a second and repackage yourself with your fur and heavy winter clothing and even still it's very very chilly i'd like everybody to make a constitution save are we still in the forest you are nearing forest yes so yeah you would be considered in forest area okay aren't i good like above twenty thousand feet in really really cold environments yes you have advantage on this natural twenty sorry that was my first one you're so warm so warm it's bad thing to roll a natural twenty on we're cuddling you for warmth apparently you're like an oven it's trinket you know fifteen all right twenty four hey that adds up is this a constitution saving throw or just a modifier it's a constitution saving throw so you roll twice and take the higher oh wow twenty-three i think i'm pretty sure that's how that works i'll check here with

Output: - The party continued their journey on Trinket, who struggled under the weight of the Goliath, while the group lamented that the magical carpet had been lost to an opposing team. During the travel, Alder recounted his history as a hired bodyguard and the party made a humorous pact to kill one another if necessary. As they approached the glasswalk road, a heavy snowstorm began to pour from the north-northwest, forcing the group to stop and don heavy winter clothing. The party successfully navigated the freezing conditions in the forest at high altitude, with several members rolling high Constitution saves to withstand the extreme cold. Ultimately, the group decided to huddle together for warmth, with Trinket acting as a natural oven to keep the party safe from the blizzard.


Input: twenty sorry that was my first one you're so warm so warm it's bad thing to roll a natural twenty on we're cuddling you for warmth apparently you're like an oven it's trinket you know fifteen all right twenty four hey that adds up is this a constitution saving throw or just a modifier it's a constitootion saving throw so you roll twice and take the higher oh wow twenty three i think im pretty sure thats how that works ill check here with the goliath as the mountain born oh youre just naturally adapted to it so youre fine ive got my chest out my nipples arent even getting hard its amazing oddly your face is a bit cold because its so bare your instinct that was a low blow that was a low blow all right so all of you manage scanlan mark yourself you have one level of fatigue oh no whats that mean whats that mean fatigue let me go ahead and make sure too much listening to oh sorry does he look cold im gonna give him my stone im gonna give him my stone of resisting cold that was bullcrap percy what about you its okay im a leader and a leader sacrifices i cant let you do that lyra no really just take it you listened to me so good its like were besties i feel i feel a connection i do you know when you were telling me about aldor its not sexual at all no i uh believe me you sexually you repulse me thank you yeah no really oh my god im so with you right there oh yeah but really as a friend you are so nice i feel a connection too so heres the stone i have had some aldors in my life too i want to hear all about them yes mainly they were whores who kicked me out early but they in a similar way they disrespected me didnt see the true scanlan that i couldve been i mean i was listen the one time we were together it was after i gave him armor but he was not servicing me wait together yes youve been with him of course i told you oh look we seem to be coming to something interesting in the road were you not listening i thought you meant that as a metaphor no it was his birthday and i bought him some very expensive custom armor that he you said he had it on which is he obviously has feelings for me to wear that armor it was ten thousand gold and he just he was very attracted to me that night and we had intercourse so my uncle was very upset with me intercourse and after that he never saw somehow you made that less sexual than i couldve ever imagined is there grog whats the term for when your penis is inverted the opposite of a boner belly button yeah thats what ive got now anyway i was

Output: - The party huddled together for warmth, with Scanlan jokingly noting his "oven-like" body and Grog complaining about the cold. When the group faced a cold environment, Lyra insisted on sacrificing her Stone of Resisting Cold to protect the others, a decision Scanlan initially resisted but eventually accepted. During the exchange, Lyra and Scanlan bonded over their shared experiences with Aldor, though Scanlan's graphic recounting of past sexual encounters with the NPC caused Lyra to express disgust rather than connection. The group continued their journey, with Scanlan attempting to clarify that his previous stories were metaphorical before the conversation shifted to Grog's confusion about a specific anatomical term.


Input: he said he had it on which is uh he obviously has feelings for me to wear that armor it was ten thousand gold-- gasps --and he just he was very attracted to me that night and we had intercourse so my uncle was very upset with me intercourse and after that he never saw-- somehow you made that less sexual than i could've ever imagined is there what's the term for when your penis is inverted the opposite of a boner belly button yeah that's what i've got now anyway i was really certain after that moment that we would be together forever and i never saw him again you know men are fickle and when i i'll have a talk with him he kept the armor so he has feelings let's just move on let's do it here's the stone let's not dwell you take the stone and your fatigue fades you find yourself adjusting well to the cold climate thanks to your gift from your new leader and-- i love her leader-slash-lover all right so as you guys pull off the side of the road and use the cover of the forest to help from the snow that's beginning to hit even harder you gather there is in this vicinity an ever waxing-and-waning blizzard that pours through you can see a localized area that is not really moving you wait like a good twenty thirty minutes to see if there's any movement but the blizzard is not shifting from its location should we try to do the spell locate dragon again just to make sure it's at the top of this-- good leading good leading sure i will try it again all right you sit and concentrate for a moment and nothing nothing-- wait you sense this very very small blip at the edge it's moving quickly there there's a dragon where is it which which-- it's fast wait which way east north south it's getting closer you can sense its energy up in the air it's up in the air at that point you hear this distant guttural howl just a-- we should hide just in case how about we hide raaah comes bursting out over the air the wind begins to pick up and the snowfall begins to become ice the rest of you guys have to kind of duck yourself out of the way-- no way-- everyone make a reflex or sorry a dexterity saving throw what's that i am very good at that i don't even know what this is what is this that's a nine twelve eight thirteen eleven sixteen twenty-four all right all of you guys manage to find cover under the nearest tree where the bough of the forest is at its strongest you avoid most of the brunt impact unfortunately takes a good portion of slamming ice-stone damage negligible for most damage you're used to but you still take four points of bludgeoning damage from the falling ice all right the sleet as you guys are currently in this position you can see barely through the very very heavy snowfall a shape that whoo moves over in the distance that circles around and then heads back in a western direction can we get its attention i cast beast speak and say where

Output: - The party sought shelter from an intensifying blizzard within a forest grove, where they attempted to locate a dragon using a spell but detected only a fleeting, rapidly moving energy signature. As the storm escalated into a violent ice storm, the group made a hasty decision to hide beneath the strongest tree branches to avoid the falling debris. While most characters successfully evaded the brunt of the attack with high Dexterity saves, the party collectively suffered four points of bludgeoning damage from the falling ice. Through the heavy snowfall, they spotted a distant shape circling and heading west, prompting one character to cast *Beast Speak* in an attempt to draw the creature's attention.


Input: forest is at its strongest you avoid most of the um brunt impact grog unfortunately takes a good portion of slamming ice stone damage negligible for most damage you're used to but you still take four points of bludgeoning damage from the falling ice all right the sleet as you guys are currently in this position you can see barely through the very very heavy snowfall a shape that whoo moves over in the distance that circles around and then heads back in a western direction can we get its attention i cast beast speak and say where do you live i'm kidding i was like really thank you for that addendum because we not really not really all of us are like ahh i have a sick sense of humor can i see which direction it's going back towards the mountain yeah you look over in that direction and you can barely make it through bits as the storm intensifies and begins to subside a little bit you can see what looks to be the gentle outline of a mountain range maybe about ten miles off from the road to the west of the road into the forest itself great we've got this we got to go in the forest okay let's go it should provide us with some cover from the snow as well but who knows what lurks in those woods this is true well i can also you know see what kind of creatures are around all right oh yes no i can't i can't see animals just kidding well we don't really have a choice we have to get the dragon let's plunge in and we have a time limit you're the team leader we have we need now there's really no other way to go we have to go through the forest currently currently unless you guys have any other plan right now there is about ten miles of forest between you near the roadway and this mountain range where apparently the dragon has returned to great okay well there's nothing else to be done we just have to go as fast as we can all right i could cast invisibility and fly i could fly us all somewhere i don't really have any other oh you can't fly all of us can you i think i can fly up to nine i thought you can fly up to nine people what what kind of devil are you oh should we fly we wait can you fly i can't fly no but maybe zahra can fly if we're flying though i'm just going to put this out there there's nowhere to hide if the dragon comes back out i understand but i can also cast invisibility well that's awesome but that doesn't last as long or i can target one additional creature for each slot above third what does that mean it means if everything you cast is at maximum level it would be fifth level which means you could target three creatures with invisibility three creatures with invisibility and three creatures with fly but is it at the same time or is it a concentration it's a concentration either way

Output: - The party endured a heavy sleet storm where Grog took minor bludgeoning damage from falling ice, while the group spotted a mysterious shape circling toward a distant mountain range to the west. Unable to clearly identify the creature, the party decided to plunge into the ten-mile stretch of forest to find cover from the worsening weather and locate the returning dragon. They debated various travel options, including flying spells and invisibility, but ultimately concluded that they had no choice but to proceed on foot through the dangerous woods. The group acknowledged the time limit and the risks of the forest, accepting that they must move as quickly as possible to reach the mountain.


Input: hide if the dragon comes back out uh i understand but i can also cast in visibility well that's awesome but that doesn't last as long or what does that mean it means if everything you cast is at maximum level it would be fifth level which means you could target three creatures with in visibility three creatures with in visibility and three creatures with fly but is it at the same time or is it a concentration it's a concentration either way i will say as soon as you start thinking about flying and getting there you look up past where the trees are flying in this weather would be a terrible idea that's a terrible idea all right you know what i was thinking it might not be good it might not be good lets just ride we have the horses we can't leave the horses behind we only have right okay we start riding we could we just rented them fifty bucks so don't remind me of that that was just a thing all right onward lets im still in the back doing the dust of uhhh yay go dust of uhhh nay-nay we ride as the flower girl picks up the back end you guys trudge on horseback into the heart of this section of the vespertimberlands it is a very dense forest and you find that any straight road path is not going to function as youre constantly having to weave in and out from the thick tree trunks and heavy foliage that has taken over the floor plus a layer of snow that tends to encapsulate the area your movement is relatively restrained than this pace youre normally used to going you have what bonuses do you have because of the forest terrain i have to the groups movement if any yes movement is fine for all of the group thankfully though you have vex guiding you on this path and where it would be a very difficult experience pushing through this forest especially with the time limit you have she is able to find the quickest paths to dodge any of the heavy areas that are dense with dangerous snowfall i would also like to perception ahead and make sure that nothing is going to sneak attack us again understood understood very good call all right in that regard i would like you to go ahead and make a perception check oh boy something out there nope that is lower than my passive perception though which is twenty one your passive perception is twenty one wow and plus five no thats it just twenty one but its a twelve for right now its a twelve okay you keep an eye out as you continue to move forward oh but i get to roll twice though because its my favored terrain thats true you do advantage on that okay shut up when the cameraman laughs when the cameraman is laughing at you you know its a good roll its no thats not that bad its fifteen thats an improvement its a slight improvement better than twelve thats right fifteen is indeed better than twelve the things you learn watching critical role ladies and gentlemen

Output: - The party decided against attempting to fly due to the dangerous weather, opting instead to continue their journey on horseback through the dense Vespertimberlands. They navigated a difficult path filled with heavy foliage and snow, aided by Vex's guidance which allowed them to bypass the most treacherous areas. The group maintained a cautious pace, with one character taking the lead to scout ahead for potential ambushes. Although the character initially rolled a low perception check, they secured advantage due to their favored terrain, resulting in a successful roll of fifteen that revealed no immediate threats. Consequently, the party continued their trudge through the forest without incident, successfully avoiding any sneak attacks.


Input: as you continue to move forward oh but i get to roll twice though because its my favored uh train i think thats true you do advantage on that okay shut up when the cameraman laughs when the cameraman is laughing at you you know its a good roll its no thats not that bad its fifteen thats an improvement its a slight improvement better than twelve thats right fifteen is indeed better than twelve the things you learn watching critical role ladies and gentlemen the more you know learning so in following vex through the forest weaving back and forth about an hour of travel in you i know you gotta get going soon how soon do you have to go were calling a car and its however soon it gets here all right pushing forward you eventually uh manage to avoid what looks like a long frozen lake in the center of the forest with a series of heavily iced over stone ruins dont walk on this lake oh good call good call you move around and in the distance you swear you see the glimmer of some glowing entity in the midst of these ruins and you manage to keep enough of a distance everyone make a stealth check on this so roll a d20 and add your stealth bonus add it or take away because its negative for you itd be taking away from your stealth roll great thats great clang clang clang eleven thirteen thirteen thirteen sixteen grog stealth stealth is fourteen thirteen twenty four eleven all right so though clumsy in form the group is able to pull you far enough away where they cover your bases on this and this glowing entity doesnt seem to take notice of your passage as it slowly fades into the stone ruins once again you press on towards the mountain should we go check that glowing entity out what was it do i oh do i know i have an arcana or would it be nature or for this i would say go ahead and make a religion check actually oh good three i dont know its eleven its spooky and you dont like it i dont like that so lets keep going we should avoid it okay if you insist pushing forward about another hour and a half two hours you eventually make it through the forest dodging a few other areas where clustered vines and almost thick brambles begin to close off portions of the passage without vexs help on this it would be a very difficult element to traverse but you manage to find areas you can cut through and where the weak points of these various interwoven nets of vinework are you push through until the forest comes to an end at the base of a giant tree covered mountain that is currently coated in snow and ice looking about you can see that the highest spire is obscured by the very blizzard clouds ahead there is heavy snowfall in this vicinity and your vision is semi obscured past a certain area only because of vexs keen sight are you able to make out the details of that mountain disappearing into the blizzard this is very much like home for me do we see any anything along the bottom the edge

Output: - The party successfully navigated through a dense forest, avoiding a frozen lake and a series of iced-over stone ruins where they spotted a mysterious glowing entity. After making successful stealth checks to remain undetected, the group decided to bypass the entity rather than investigate it further using a Religion check. With Vex's guidance, the adventurers cut through thick brambles and vines that would have otherwise blocked their path. They eventually emerged from the forest at the base of a giant, snow-covered mountain shrouded in heavy blizzard clouds. The party noted the harsh weather conditions and the obscured view of the mountain's highest spire, with Vex using his keen sight to discern details that others could not see.


Input: you push through until the forest comes to an end at the base of a giant tree covered mountain that is um currently coated in snow and ice looking about you can see that the highest spire is like obscured by the very blizzard clouds ahead there is heavy snowfall in this vicinity and your vision is semi obscured past a certain area only because of like uh keen sight are you able to make out the details of that mountain disappearing into the blizzard this is very much like home for me do we see anything along the bottom the edge of the mountain that looks like it could open into a cavern of some sort um there are a number of large rocks and boulders that seem to have tumbled off the mountain and embedded themselves in the ground in sections you do see what looks to be a cavern of some kind that is in the uh at the base of this mountain its about 20 25 feet high and about like 35 feet wide should we maybe go in does it look like we can climb the mountain or is it just too sheer go ahead and make a perception check oh good this is my best oh nope its a nine you've read about mountains and you've seen many pictures of them seeing one up close they're a lot bigger than you thought they'd be very large mountain guys im not sure as a leader id like to invite you guys to evaluate whether we could possibly climb this mountain i would like to evaluate whether or not we could climb this mountain you're delegating that's good yeah delegate so im proficient here right can we check i'd say for this and since you know mountain ranges pretty well go ahead and make a wisdom check on this yeah just add your wisdom modifier to the roll which is zero 15 as you're kinda taking a moment to inspect it you your people your actual race being mountain born people you look at it and it could be scaled it would be a dangerous climb and you would need some semblance of simple climbing tools to do so so we gotta make it come to us well we could oh that's smart that's really smart we have to lure the dragon down or one of us could climb it and bring it down as bait i could do that i dont think that sounds like a good idea theres a cavern over there should we inspect it maybe theres some inner workings to get to the top i think this conversation would be greatly improved by some sort of cover well get into cover maybe just to be safe i agree i vote on going to investigate the cavern lets go to the cavern well its not a democracy but thats okay i am totally open you hear this heavy sound of wind rushing suddenly oh god get in the cavern get in the cavern get in the cavern cavern now lets see oof okay on horseback you look over and the snow that's hitting your face you see a dark shape begin to form in the snow it gets larger and larger and larger and

Output: - The party reached the base of a snow-covered mountain obscured by a blizzard, where they identified a large cavern entrance at the foot of the peak. After a failed Perception check and a successful Wisdom check by a Mountain-born character, the group determined that scaling the sheer cliff face would be dangerous and require tools. While debating whether to lure a dragon down or investigate the cavern for an internal route, a sudden, heavy wind sound forced everyone to retreat into the cavern for cover. As they sought shelter, a dark shape began to form and grow rapidly within the swirling snow outside the entrance.


Input: i agree i vote on going to investigate the carvin lets go to the carvin well its not a democracy but thats okay i am totally open uh and i agree with your um you hear this heavy sound of wind rushing suddenly oh god get in the carvin get in the carvin get in the carvin carvin now lets see oof okay vex on horseback you look over and the snow thats hitting your face you see a dark shape begin to form in the snow it gets larger and larger and larger and you realize its not something that swelling or growing its something that coming at you very fast and its very large you immediately try and turn your horse around but its too fast and it slams into the side of you sending you off the horse and tumbling to the ground you feel a heated pain in your side you havent felt in a long time from the impact ah what you guys watch as a boulder about that big of rock and ice oh shit just smacks into the side of you oh shit youre kidding me right that sucked where did it come from it was just a random meteor you take 30 points of bludgeoning damage youre kidding me what the wow and youre knocked onto the ground oh my god vex screams the rest of you who are currently on horseback see this and from the direction of the forest you see a large very large humanoid figure begin to step out of the edge of the forest its a giant oh no this low voice kind of bellows out you can see on it thick snowcovered fur patchwork hide armor the skin itself is a dull bluishgrey in color white eyes a giant metallic horn what looks like some sort of creatures horns that are affixed to the sides of its helmet a giant axe in its hand this is indeed and you recognize it immediately this is a frost giant you see it reach down and grab another boulder and begin to toss it in its hand as the rest of you see this you hear another bellow you speak giant you speak giant right does anyone speak giant here i do you hear a voice come echoing from the cavern behind you saying intruder take him down oh no no no what do we do guys talk to him for a second frost giant steps out of the cavern behind you shit and thats where were gonna go ahead and end the session for today yelling were in between two giants and a dragon without hagawaga hawafenor im damaged very damaged shes damaged yes on the ground you marked your damage because that carries over to next week i did all right guys we because i know you had to leave soon and that would be a good place to stop it for this point and this week were gonna continue this session next week were screwed no were not im dead no were not starting a battle with two delightful frost giants i feel like we did such a good job on the last one two giants oh my gosh all right so

Output: - The party voted to investigate the Carvin, but their journey was immediately interrupted when a massive boulder struck Vex, knocking him off his horse and inflicting severe bludgeoning damage. As the group scrambled to recover, a frost giant emerged from the forest while another voice echoed from the cavern behind them, ordering the intruders to be taken down. Vex recognized the threat as a frost giant wielding a metallic horn and a giant axe, and the party realized they were trapped between two giants and a dragon. Although one player attempted to speak Giant to negotiate, the DM ended the session abruptly due to the party's critical damage and the overwhelming odds. The group is now in a precarious position, marked with significant injuries, and must face this deadly encounter in the next session.


Input: you marked your damage because that carries over to next week um i did yeah all right guys because i know you had to leave soon and that would be like a good place to stop it for this point and this week uh we're going to continue this session next week we're screwed no we're not i'm dead no we're not starting a battle with two delightful frost giants i feel like we did such a good job on the last one two giants oh my gosh all right so first off guys welcome to critical role thank you so much it was such a bloody delight you have to be careful with my dice do they break very very well done i've got gems in here i hope we'll survive you never know wow that was amazing they were so good thank you oh my gosh yeah so talented you killed people and stuff brilliant i mended a piece of paper you did and you uh blasted the torso out of an orc and i killed an orc and you made a guy like give us things for super cheap which is like the best thing in the world i love a good sale i do i do too i love finding a bargain we should definitely go shopping oh i'm fine with it i'm fine with my trust fund because my parents are dead yay all right we have our some donations to go through so guys just like last week because we're getting so many donations we just don't have time to read all the messages so we'll just read off who the donation was from and say thank you and then i will send an exported list with all your messages in an email form to all of our hosts so they can see them but it's just so many which is amazing yay you guys are ridiculous yeah you guys are rad we just don't have all night to go through them oh can i make a personal request sure can you kill um can you kill her next week that's not up to me that's just not appropriate what's that about wow wow that's really unnecess in the game in the game no no no no no oh in the game in the game in the game oh in the game funny like i was like i got to think this through man she's right there i really have to go i know bye bye love you i love you everyone going to gen con yeah go say hi to her yeah go say hi at gen con woo you know what if you wanna like skype in from gen con let me know well you got it on your phone right to what i do to what us just for the heck of it just for the hell of it but i'll be on a panel the whole time the entire time it's a really long panel one long panel it's unusual that's crazy good luck that would be terrifying panel con all right bye bye

Output: - The session concluded with the party marking their accumulated damage to carry over to the following week. The group decided to end the game abruptly before engaging in a battle with two frost giants, opting to pause the adventure. During the outro, the Dungeon Master thanked the audience for their generous donations and explained the process for distributing the messages. The players briefly discussed upcoming plans for Gen Con and joked about a viewer's request to eliminate a specific character in the next session. Finally, the group exchanged goodbyes, with the Dungeon Master confirming he would be attending a long panel at the convention.


Input: go say hi at gencon woo you know what if you wanna like skype in from gencon let me know well you got it on your phone right to what i do to what us just for the heck of it just for the hell of it but um ill be on a panel the whole time the entire time its like a really long panel one long panel its unusual thats crazy good luck that would be terrifying panel con all right bye bye dear so um it looks like we start right around here here awesome gdi35 donated fifty dollars to 826 woo thank you so much thats um incredible let me see uh i dont know where oh qbu ltim a five donated twenty dollars to 826 thank you so much wheelie factoid has donated twenty five dollars thank you again wheelie you're amazing and consistent its incredible uh darastar donated twenty five dollars to charity sup a lot sup a lot thats delicious donated fifty dollars thank you so much sup a lot thats great java book geek girl donated a hundred and fifty dollars thats ridiculous thank you so much uh kleeta zx xic xc im sorry if i butchered that but its spelt to be butchered so im doing the best i can you're doing great you're doing great donated fifty dollars thank you so much we have uh mark in the park donated fifty dollars as well thank you woo mark in the park awesome kurtcole donated a hundred dollars thats fantastic pippin four two eight nine zero donated two hundred and fifty dollars whoa what towards the charity thank you so much and this is their first time watching live first time watching live welcome to all the guys who watch for the first time so welcome fantastic we have jeanie twenty three forty three donated fifty dollars thank you so much jeanie or jeanie however its said uh nor calad donated a hundred dollars also their first livestream thank you and welcome yay first livestream all right we have sir buggles donated twenty five dollars which is awesome uh foxy forsythe donated twenty three dollars and eighty nine cents buggles thank you i like that specific cent number makes me happy last called twenty thirteen donated fifty dollars towards 826 uh astrocist of varuul donated twenty five dollars incredible incredible immune zero donated twenty five dollars thank you immune zero thats fantastic the duge nator eight yeah duge nator yeah duge nator donated twenty five dollars gaia ca donated twenty five dollars thank you gaia ca my last name is a pal uh palindrome im guessing my last name is a palindrome is probably it donated twenty five dollars thank you and um awesome thats your last name magik the fireborn donated twenty dollars thank you very much magik thats fantastic uh joeker joeker three nine six donated a hundred and eleven dollars and eleven cents wow one one one one one i like the ones many ones one one one one one make it rain daredevil kb donated twenty five dollars thank you daredevil love your show on netflix zern donated thirty dollars thank you zern thats amazing uh seven bit ryan donated fifty dollars and there are many comments here about lyra and aldoor storytelling which i think will haunt the party for quite some time yay oh im excited write fanfic kari duck donated twenty five dollars thank you kari duck and mzv five thousand and five donated twenty five dollars thank you guys so much for your donations for 826 its astronomical your support for the show and everything you guys do also a big thank you to our fantastic artist kit buss for knocking out some fantastic profile art i love my portrait so much kit i love you so much so much i havent seen it yet they have portraits already yeah they've got portraits up we get to see them when the feeds up i have a portrait its really fantastic here

Output: - The session began with the Dungeon Master thanking the community for their generous donations to the charity 826, acknowledging specific contributors like GDI35 and Pippin Four Two Eight Nine Zero. The DM welcomed first-time viewers and expressed gratitude to the show's artist, Kit Buss, for creating the party's character portraits. During the opening, the DM noted that recent comments highlighted Lyra and Aldoor's storytelling, which would likely haunt the party for some time. The group prepared to start the adventure, with the DM confirming that the character portraits would be visible once the stream feed fully loaded. No in-game actions or NPC interactions occurred yet, as the focus remained on community engagement and session setup.


Input: donated twenty five dollars thank you kari duck and um m z v five thousand and five donated twenty five dollars thank you guys so much for your donations for eight twenty six its uh astronomical your support for the show and everything you guys do also a big thank you to our fantastic artist kit buss for knocking out some fantastic profile art i love my portrait so much kit i love you so much so much i havent seen it yet they have portraits already yeah theyve got portraits up we get to see them when the feeds up i have a portrait its really fantastic here ill show you you guys should uh tweet out your portraits yes i will now oh yeah yeah i will i have to get it set up you can see it here whoa awesome while ryans getting you guys gifts ready i wanted to do like a really quick announcement for um tomorrows show tomorrow we are having a new show pilot kind of idea premiere with hector doing heroclix with alison haislip tomorrow its gonna be a lot of fun its really fun nice heroclix is fun yeah hectors got doctor doom and gandalf on lock and he challenged anyone to try to beat him so by the way i would watch that movie in a second right im just saying doctor doom and gandalf together im really excited and then after that liam we have one of our fan favorites robot teammate coming in to do musical improv tomorrow night as and then gather your party with everyone else so disadvantage tune in tomorrow night guys all right i think ryans got some gifts for you guys yes continue critmas once again im gonna reiterate it the outpouring of this fantastic community what you guys do for each other the support you guys have in playing together and supporting each other is incredible and i every week were perpetually blown away and feeling unworthy for all the gifts you send and its amazing get out of my seat and it is appreciated you helped decorate both the set and our living spaces now with all these amazing gifts so we can see and be reminded of you guys all the time so thank you again so much for all your incredible gifts i love i cant get over grogs cask of ale thats just that grog ale is amazing it is my favorite thing its my little baby i know i love it so sweet is that your woobie hey now thats not nice grogs ale keep away from giants hey congratulations chat room by the way for choosing the contract tonight adult white dragon was definitely the tougher of the selections they chose that shit wait what they picked the harder one for us thanks guys we love you guys its not like we want to live or anything you want lyra to die thats what you want there were only a few requests zac i was thinking the whole time i was like dicks dicks why cant they pick like you know i dont know goblins or like really angry dogs when you see what we do to orcs i dont know what would be worse a dragon or a beholder oh im thinking of that that instant death ray thank you they all are critical role

Output: - The hosts expressed deep gratitude to their community for recent financial donations and gifts, specifically highlighting the new portrait art by Kit Buss and Grog's cask of ale. They announced a special lineup for tomorrow's show, featuring a HeroClix pilot with Hector and musical improv by Liam, followed by the main session. The party, referred to as the "chat room," was congratulated on selecting the Adult White Dragon as their contract for the upcoming adventure, a choice the hosts noted as particularly difficult compared to other options. Despite the hosts' playful teasing about the danger of their selection, the group's support and participation were celebrated as a central part of the show's atmosphere.


Input: we love you guys its not like we want to live or anything you want lyra to die thats what you want there were only a few requests uh i was thinking the whole time i was like dicks dicks why cant they pick like you know i dont know goblins or like really angry dogs when you see what we do to orcs i dont know what would be worse a dragon or a beholder oh im thinking of that that instant death ray thank you they all are critical role dice which is pretty amazing yes thats awesome all right guys real fast well get to these gifts here we have a few gifts to open for the group here from a vincent langolas open this oh yeah are they in the box of holding there in the box somewhere so guys for those who dont know vincent has been uh oh my god progressively pumping out amazing episodic fanfiction of uh vox machina and sending us all of it the stories are really really awesome if you are inclined to um i recommend if you havent already put them online then share them with the rest of the critter community theyre really awesome theres a place called wattpad dot com where you a lot of people do post fanfic oh awesome i actually am on there for my book its promotion but when i started poking around there was lots of fanfic a lot of supernatural fans around there writing fiction but like it could be a place that people could post have you written any not yet but i do want to i have to pick it might be just nancy drew fanfic im not sure well i have vax and veks copies here ill get these both to you to handle there one dwarf too many ill hold on to pikes ashleys currently absent but well this is chapter three actually why dont you hand these out if you could thank you so much this is the next chapter in the one dwarf too many saga one dwarf too many one dwarf too many as read by sir ian mckellen heres percivals thank you that is awesome i need to get these bound at some point i feel like i dont work hard enough every time one of these comes all right so from uh joe aka jock guy eighty nine to uh epic dungeon master needs an epic d twenty oh snap its made of dice its gonna be an engagement d twenty oh oh i get my own flashing d twenty now is it flashing is that what it is cheering ive seen these ive seen these i wanted one this is one that if it lands on a twenty it flashes a bunch of led lights on the inside it gives you an alarm when you know hes gonna kill a party member its like this red glow beneath the shield i just kinda look up silently its going to be great thank you so much joe thats really really sweet im going to use that here we have a letter all right uh sir dray about twenty one hours ago block hello there critical role my name is dray and my friends and i have created our own pathfinder dnd group after religiously watching the show every thursday awesome we used tabletop in

Output: - The party received a series of gifts from fans, including the latest chapters of Vincent Langolas's "One Dwarf Too Many" fanfiction and a custom flashing D20 die from Joe. Vincent's stories were praised for their quality, with the group encouraging him to share his work on Wattpad to reach a wider audience. Joe's gift, an engagement die that flashes lights upon rolling a natural twenty, was enthusiastically accepted as a tool for dramatic moments during future sessions. Additionally, the group read a letter from a fan named Dray, who revealed that he and his friends had started their own Pathfinder group inspired by the show. These interactions highlighted the strong connection between the cast and their community while providing new role-playing tools and narrative inspiration.