Input:
him. Oh yeah. How? Does one of us have-- uh-- Don't you have Minor Illusion?
-- Minor Illusion or something? Can you show an image of the man we saw? Do you want an exact image or do you want me to give my artist's rendition? An exact image. What if all of your Minor Illusions were like caricatures? They are. Now which man did you see? Big old head. Wait, did we see Ludinus or no? We saw Ludinus. You did not see Ludinus. No, we did, we saw an old man in robes and he was standing next to Thull. Was that from afar? I think you're right. We did. They were walking together. We saw a man walking with Thull. They were very far away. Because it was before the race, right? Yeah, he was up on the crawler with her. Well-- And you knew. I've maybe heard the name. I wouldn't recognize the man if I saw him, right? Correct. So we didn't see him? I think we're remembering the description of Thull's meeting in the Feywild with him. No, no, no, there was an old man with her. We did see someone with her at the Run. Yeah, yeah. At the race. But I think we were far. I think it was Ratanish. "The woman Otohan was with." If I recall, there was a distance there. Yeah. We just saw their silhouettes-- I will tell you-- -- on a platform. -- that the individual you're talking about was not present in Bassuras. Oh, well. At the time. It was a hologram. So it may have been another figure. I think it might have been Ratanish. Might have been Ratanish. Ratanish, yeah. That's what I thought. He wouldn't have meant anything. None of us would have-- But good question. -- recognized him. Well, then we can't prove it. But we saw their boxes and there was all sorts of-- Their evil boxes. -- unique items in there. There was potions and powders and drugs and all sorts of stuff. They had green powder. Contraband. "There is no love or trust for the Assembly. "They are a necessary evil in a world "that is beset by all sorts of moral entanglements, but--" I legitimately don't know who they are. "-- the city's Quorum "does not have dealings with them beyond passing political, "distant respect. "I appreciate that you are telling me this, "and I will keep this in mind, but without proof, "there is little I can do and, respectfully, "little I can believe. "Now." That's okay. "You have done a great job in bringing this criminal "and traitor to the city and the various Mahaan houses "to us and for that, the bounty shall be yours." She turns and begins to walk back into the chambers. Should we follow or stay? The hand goes up as if to-- Stay. -- tell you to stay. That's the universal signal for follow. I think this may also be someone that we talk to if we need to get some credentials, if we're going to use your route. There's nothing else we can tell her? We really don't have any-- Or movement.

Output:
- The group debated the identity of an old man seen with Thull, initially suspecting Ludinus but later recalling Ratanish.
- Marcus, Maeve, and others described seeing silhouettes from a distance near a crawler during a race.
- The DM clarified that the individual was not physically present in Bassuras at the time and might have been a hologram.
- Dorian and Marcus presented evidence of "evil boxes" containing contraband like green powder and potions to the DM.
- The DM rejected the evidence due to lack of proof but awarded the bounty for the criminal and traitor brought to the city.
- The party decided to stay rather than follow the woman who was walking back into the chambers.


Input: begin to step within the interior, the first thing that catches you, a barrage of scents. There are a number of, the smell of scented candles that have mixed, like a terrifying Sephora hammer has struck you in the face. There are oils and incense, and as you peruse the initially long entryway, you can see there are all manner of interesting knickknacks and keepsakes and very gaudy furniture and keepsakes and very gaudy furniture and decorative objects that line the interior. There are tapestries that hang, and the further in you walk, the more nudity that seems to be present on them. Oh! Derek: (laughs) Aria: (like Robbie) "Oh!" Silas: Nice. Not too many footsteps in, out of the corner, around the area where you were stepping in, you can see from a chair, starting forth, a woman in her 50s or so, mousy brownish hair that falls in heavy curls, big glasses on her face, steps up. "Ah, hello! Glad we have possible clients within. Pleasure, pleasure. My name is Iva. How can I be of service to you?" Uh, we're here for the porn. Love it. Paperback in particular, if you have it. That one has two. In fact, we're, was going to-- The special books are this way, if that's what you're talking about. Oh. Of course. We've been bought out of many of our specialties, times of tumultuous events. People seem to want a lot of escapism. Sure, sure. So, but we do have some classic standbys. We have here the few copies of 'Enchanting Tryst' at our disposal, should find 'Shallow Breaths.' Oh, there's 'The Emerald Kiss.' Good one. 'Spirited Succulents.' One of my personal favorites, came out about two years ago, I think you'd love it. 'The Dance of the Burning Call.' A beautiful piece. Less tawdry and more just a classic romance tale. Highly recommended as well. 'Guard of my Heart.' I've heard of that one actually. 'The Gale and the Raven,' that's a newer one. There's also 'Tusk Love.' It's a classic of ours. I have one copy left. At this point, Seth steps forward taking his glasses off. Do you, do you have other employees that work for you? Oh yes, actually, Erma should be in the back book room if you want to speak with her. She's just arranging the remaining stock. Erma! You hear a voice back. Yes. Erma, we have some prospective clients here that are looking for some good old-fashioned smut, it seems. Could you please give them a hand? I think you can just go talk with her. Need anything, let me know. She goes and sits back down and picks up a book that she was already partway in through and finds her place and begins reading. Stepping through a curtain to the back room. Ooh, beading. There are a number of shelves here, have, you know, a number of empty spots. But there are books on display. There are other small, look almost like iron urns that have incense lit out of them that are giving the room this haze of smoke that sits around it. In the far corner on a stool, you see a female half-elf in probably what looks like her mid 20s or so, like curly, dirty blonde hair.

Output:
- The group entered a shop filled with scented candles, incense, and gaudy furniture, noticing nudity on the tapestries.
- They were greeted by a woman named Iva, who offered assistance after they requested pornography.
- Iva recommended several specific titles, including 'Enchanting Tryst', 'The Emerald Kiss', and 'The Dance of the Burning Call'.
- Seth asked about other employees, prompting Iva to direct them to the back room to speak with Erma.
- Iva instructed Erma to assist the clients before returning to her seat to read a book.
- The group moved through a curtain to the back room, where they found shelves, iron urns, and a female half-elf named Erma.


Input: a cool concept. Jesus Isikai. Fucking copyright that. Now that you've said it. Copyright that right now. Now that I've said it, someone can go write a story about it. I don't fucking know. Uh, have you guys ever had sleep paralysis? Yes. One time. One time. I have literally seen sleep paralysis demons. Have you? Yes I have. Okay. I've never seen. Wait, that's not a meme? Yeah. It's not a meme. I've never gotten to the demon part, but I've definitely had it. Because I didn't believe in sleep paralysis until I got it. And it's so fucking weird because it's like, to explain what sleep is, is basically you're awake but your body's asleep, essentially. Your mind's awake but your body. So I believe when you go to sleep, your body excretes a, chremical. Your mind excretes, a chremical. Your mind excretes a chemical that paralysis your body while you're sleeping, I believe. Something like that. Yeah. Sound like some Hunter Hunter shit. Yeah. And so what sleep paralysis is is that that chemical's still in your body, so you can't move but your mind is still awake. Really? That doesn't sound right. Is that right, Julian? Can you Google that? Watching. You're conscious but you are not able to move. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I've only had it once in my life, and I though this was nonsense before, and it was like, it was on Joey's couch. What? Really? Yeah. When was this? Just to say, I mean, I've never know that. Hadn't proven any concrete cause. Demons. Your sister was there. Your sister had come. And I remember, it was weird because they were speaking about me and I was trying to get up to say hello, but I couldn't. I was face-down on Joey's couch, trying my best to wake up. I was fully aware. I couldn't open my eyes, but I was fully awake, and I couldn't move my arms or legs. But it didn't feel like I was paralyzed, it felt that even though I was willing my body to wake up, my arms and my legs, my whole body wasn't listening. Your eyes were closed, because when I had sleep paralysis, my eyes were open. Oh. My eyes were closed. I could feel, I was well aware that I was awake, and I was aware of everything that was going on around me, but I couldn't, it just took a moment. And I felt like there was a battle. When I was telling myself to wake up, it wasn't doing it. It felt like I'm pulling a chainsaw chord. I could feel like I was trying to get through and it wasn't happening. I didn't understand why. And eventually I woke up. For me it was so fucked, because I clearly just remember opening my eyes, looking around. It was like five in the morning. I saw the clock. I was looking around. Your eyes were moving around? I was darting my eyes around, and I'm like," Why can I not talk or hear anything or move my body?" That's so weird. It was so fucked. You couldn't hear anything? I couldn't hear anything either. I couldn't hear anything. I tried to open my mouth to say something.

Output:
- The group discussed the concept of sleep paralysis, with one participant recalling a specific incident on Joey's couch.
- A theory was proposed that the mind excretes a chemical during sleep to paralyze the body, which was compared to Hunter Hunter.
- Julian confirmed the condition involves being conscious but unable to move, while the narrator described the sensation as a battle to wake up.
- The narrator detailed an experience where they were fully aware but unable to open their eyes or move their limbs, feeling like they were pulling a chainsaw chord.
- Another participant contrasted this by recalling opening their eyes and seeing the clock at five in the morning while unable to hear or move.
- The conversation concluded with the realization that the inability to hear or speak was a shared and disturbing aspect of the experience.


Input: tends to go well. Sure. Yeah! (laughter) When has that never not worked out? (laughter) All right, so you guys wade your way back out into the open lagoon that leads towards the Heaven Falls. Approaching, as you get closer and closer to it, the water itself still firing up with the same intensity that it previously has. Yep, yep. You have use of Control Water, you said? I do. I point out to Kaelen where he should do it so that it does the least amount of damage to us as we go through it. And do you split it? Do you put it off to the left or right? You just stopped it entirely? What did you do? I split it, but, you know, you might be able to just put it off to the side if we go into the side of the cavern. That might be easier, I'm not sure. Whatever you think will work. I only can do it one time. Just try it from the side. Okay, I'll-- Maybe that's better. Side, yeah. So I'll walk up and-- Literally try and shift so that one side becomes open. All right. You guys watch as Kaelen wades out a little further, putting his hand forward and concentrating. The large, solid beam of water begins to-- (rushing water) And shift to one side. As it does, you can now see the wetted cliff-side atop that is left to glisten under the sun, and the water is now firing off and spraying somewhere in the jungle down the southern side of where it once was, and you can see now the cliff-face behind it is now exposed and seemingly safe to traverse. Somewhere there's a very soggy tyrannosaurus. Not a problem. Yep, going. Yep. All right. One by one, you all make your way into the familiar interior of the tunnel without issue. You all take a wide berth to not be pulled into the rapid current that is immediately around where it's breaking the water's surface. It's tempting, though! It is tempting. Then you come into the darkened chamber, the familiar sounds of water droplets all around you, and you can see, in the space, the shape of all the various ships as you left them. But the cavern is yours. What time is it? Still afternoon? Still afternoon. You guys have time, but you don't have to spend the afternoon if you want to jump ahead. You can just say the things you want to do and then continue from there. I thought it was later in the day. I thought it was getting evening by the time it was ending the last time. It was later afternoon, evening. Was it? Do we want to-- 4:00pm. Do we want to set up a hidey spot on anywhere in here, or...? Yeah, find a good-- We should take a walk about and look around a little bit more, and maybe figure out if there's a place that... It's all water, right? Is there a walkway around the perimeter, or...? There's an embankment. A catwalk. No manmade stuff. The ships are placed on the sides, and you can see there's the walls of the cavern. There's a slight element of... silt and some sand that gives a slight embankment but it's all gradual, so it's not like watching. thank you.

Output: - The group successfully waded back into the lagoon towards Heaven Falls despite the intense water. - Kaelen utilized Control Water to split the beam, allowing the party to access the exposed cliff-face safely. - The party entered the tunnel and navigated the darkened chamber containing the ships without being pulled into the current. - They confirmed the time was 4:00 PM and discussed the possibility of setting up a hidey spot within the cavern. - The group decided to take a walk to explore the perimeter and identify a suitable location given the silt and sand embankment.


Input: points? Oh, it's still standing. What the shit? Seven plus 12, nineteen. It's burnt. The unicorns are attacking it and it's still... thank you. Its eyes rolling its head to the side. So that's your action. (frustrated noises) Should I do it? We need some hearts. Do what? Well, I could bonus action and cast Spiritual Weapon. But I don't want to waste any more spells if we have to fight something else! Yeah, we're fine. The unicorns'll finish him off. Yeah. Okay, okay. Then I'm going to-- That finishes Clara's go. Dorian. Oh, oh, yeah. I think I can do that, actually. Oh, yeah. Wait, let me see if I have my bonus. Hold on. In the meantime, Dorian, why don't you go? Okay. Okay. I'm going to attack-- sorry, Sarah, but because he's close, I'm going to attack Mr. Hexy. Mr. Hexy? Yeah. Was that the one you were attacking or the one that you said was pretty close? You can't quite get to the Hex guy. Okay. You have to move around. Okay, yeah, I'll attack the other one that he was attacking. Right there, go for it. Yeah. That's actually good for me. One last flanked attack for me to do it. Ooh, okay. 24. 24 definitely hits. Go ahead and roll damage. Open him up! Come here. Whoa! Okay. 22 points of damage. 22 points of damage. Wow. Okay, he rolled an 18 on his save plus three for his con. That's 21. You literally just did enough damage to prevent him from maintaining his... watching. He is slaughtered. As the chest is torn open, gray heart. Sorry. Fuck you, you fucking dead person! Is it the radiant damage? I think it's the-- It's only radiant damage that kills with a gold heart? Or magical? No, because she has a magical weapon. You still have a second attack. But this one was killed. I'm trying to think. With what? Sacred Flame. Both of these are really badly hurt. All of them have been damaged to a certain point because of her unicorns. I'll walk up to the Hex guy, but it's like I don't want to kill anymore people if they're just going to have gray hearts. What are you going to do? Okay, I'll attack the Hex guy. The Hex guy, so you're going to move this way? They get an attack of opportunity if you do. Okay. All right, so you move over. One of the guys swings at you with advantage. That's going to be 13 to hit. Nope. You shrug it off. Okay. 23. That hits. Go ahead and roll damage. Same with this one over here. Does her divine fury do radiant damage? Divine fury, they should say, I think it does radiant damage. Checking. I believe it is. If it's radiant damage, that does make a difference. Because it's radiant. Yeah. While you're raging-- We just get some regular gray hearts? Yeah, necrotic or radiant damage. Yeah, so. You're fallen, so I think it might be necrotic. We'll double check. We'll check and see if it's a choice, but, regardless, for now, anyway, you roll

Output:
- The Game Master confirmed that the target was burnt and under attack by unicorns, leading to a frustrated reaction from Borlan.
- Borlan hesitated to cast Spiritual Weapon but eventually decided to hold off to conserve spells.
- Elias attempted to attack Mr. Hexy but was forced to reposition, resulting in a successful hit that dealt 22 points of damage.
- The combat ended with the target being slaughtered after a save roll failed, revealing a gray heart inside the chest.
- The group debated the damage types, specifically distinguishing between radiant, necrotic, and magical damage regarding the "gray hearts."
- Elias moved to engage the Hex guy again, successfully shrugging off an opportunity attack before preparing to roll damage.


Input: fucking bad. I would argue that pretty like 90, actually I don't think I've ever been to a good buffet place in the UK. In terms of like, this is good food. You go there, to eat a shit ton of food, and you trick your brain, into thinking it tastes good because you're eating so much food. But in reality it just tastes like shit. I think that's most buffets. I'll just hate like the whole plate situation with buffets. Because when you get a dish right, that you've hand selected, it's normally perfectly fit for that plate. When you start going around the buffet and you start putting things on, I don't want some of the foods touching. thank you. And I hate that because I'm like, I don't want the saucy dish to touch the thing that's supposed to be like dry. watching. So it's kind of a mess. But if there is sauce, it's like, all right, if this dish has a lot of sauce, how do I kind of like integrate this with my other food selection on my plate? I have honestly never cared because I'm like, at the end of the day, this is all going to turn into shit. So, it doesn't matter to me. um. You just get a new plate. You can't just say whatever goes in your mouth is shit, so why give a fuck. I actually don't. 'Cause like I'm the guy at the buffet. You should just eat like cement. I'm like the guy at the buffet, who has like fucking three different plates. Right? Because somethings you can't mix. I take that right. I go and get another plate to make sure that the dishes are right. You don't get the food, put it down, eat it and then go again? No, no. No, because that's too much effort. What if you change your mind though after you eat the first food? Just throw it away. It's all gonna get thrown out anyway. What if you take your standard instead of taking too much of something starchy, and I've been like, "Shit I can't eat this." This is prime real estate in my stomach. I can't have another bread roll. So I just leave it. 'Cause in Vegas apparently. I never get bread, when I'm in a buffet. You mad man. I'm kidding. Cause in Vegas apparently it's a law now that all the buffet places at the end of every day, they have to throw out like everything, because there was this lawsuit that dead ass, I read about this. There was this lawsuit that happened a couple of years ago, where they kept some of the food, and like stored it in like the behind, like the stare and some homeless guy came up, ate it, got food poisoning, sued the buffet place and won. What? Well hopefully he got a nice home. Yeah. And so now in Vegas, I don't know about the whole state of Nevada, but in Vegas every buffet place, legally has to throw out every single food that's left on that day and make it fresh the next day. So, I can't imagine how much food that's thrown away. I mean that's good for customers though but unfortunately terrible for- It's also a waste of a shit

Output:
- The speakers debated the poor quality of buffet food in the UK, arguing that eating large quantities tricks the brain into enjoying the taste.
- One participant expressed a strong dislike for the "plate situation," specifically regarding saucy dishes touching dry foods on the same plate.
- Another speaker countered by explaining they use multiple plates to keep food separate, while a third admitted they didn't care about mixing.
- The conversation shifted to a specific law in Vegas requiring buffets to discard all leftover food daily following a lawsuit involving food poisoning.
- The group discussed the massive amount of food wasted under this regulation, noting it was beneficial for customers but terrible for waste management.


Input: or this way? That way's good. Yeah, not in the water. Okay. Hey, Dorian! You fucked your friend and he had to get off the bull. Oh shit! Oh fuck! Oh no! My boyfriend was here and everything! Okay, that that finishes your turn. At the end of your turn, it's is going to use one of its returning legendary actions. You got a healing arrow, right, Derek? Right? Sure. Totally. A first aid arrow. 15, 20. That's bad. It's pathetic. Derek, you're up. Dorian, you're on you're on deck. Oh, great. Oh, oh, no, he's coming for you. Do I still have advantage? No, advantage is over. Damn. It's been over since Clara's turn. Sorry, boo. I'll just keep shooting. I'll lower 20 feet and take a shot. Are you going to go back up 20 feet? No lower. I want to be 20 feet off the ground. You got it. So that I can get to the ground on a single turn. Okay, there you go. And I will do a long range shot. Go for it. With an explosive arrow. Sure. Do I still have Bless? You still have Bless. Okay, 23 to hit, great. And that'll be 10 plus-- What's the explosive arrow again? Let me look. I only have two of these. I was like, Yeah, jump on! Don't hit it! Where is it? Did I write it down? I'm looking. How much would you have made my explosive bolt add? It'll be an additional 2d6 fire damage. 2d6. An extra seven points of damage. Yeah. Nice. All right, you have your bonus action still. Yes, I will use it to shoot, reload, fire, terrible. Natural one, miss. You take a d6 damage. Oh, yes. I finally damaged you this round, you motherfucker. (laughs) Two points. Two point of you-- (arrow misfiring, impacting) Ah! And I'm floating, like. The momentum of the hit gives you, like, you go gyroscoping. (laughter) I love it. All right, Derek's turn's done. Dorian, you're up. Sarah, you're on deck. Yeah, okay, so Dorian sees all of this mess here and looks quickly down to the left and sees them, doesn't want to be near them so he's going to slosh out of the water to this. Is that 10 feet of movement to go here? Yes. Okay, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. I'll hide a little bit behind that bush and slap the cat's cradle down into the dry earth here and send Widogast's Web of Fire specifically at that. All righty. It's a dex save? That is a dex save. That is a fail. It's going to use a legendary resistance to succeed. That's a lot of ones. Two, that was two, six, 12, 14, 25, 29. 29 points of fire damage reduced by half to 14. So as you come on the ground, you hit the ground with your hands and watch as all of a sudden these multiple piercing, burning fuses of arcane fire (hissing) snake through the red ground before they vanish below. There's a pause before it explodes beneath, like this giant pillar of fire. It lifts off the ground. And lands. (snuffling grunt) And turns in your direction. Oh no. And I

Output: - The group discussed movement options and a character named Gideon realized he had to lower himself to the ground to avoid water. - Gideon attempted to use an explosive arrow but rolled a natural one, resulting in a miss and taking damage while floating. - Dorian and Sarah took their turns, with Dorian observing the chaos and Sarah preparing to move. - Marcus decided to hide behind a bush and cast Widogast's Web of Fire on the ground. - The spell failed due to a resistance, but still dealt significant fire damage reduced by half. - The resulting explosion created a pillar of fire that turned toward the characters.


Input:
getting it out there, okay?
Okay, yes.
That's fantastic.
Mm-hmm.
Do you feel any better having told me?
I think I'm just still processing it.
Okay, okay. Because at some point, you know, you'll probably need to have this conversation directly with her, when she's ready to hear it.
Right, on her terms, right?
But I have a question for you.
Okay.
You said you reached out, and it was an impulse to squeeze it, an impulse to break it, fueled by some sort of voice in your head.
Just--
Are you sure? Just throwing it out there.
Mm-hmm.
There's no-- Are you jealous of Arthur in any way?
No!
I'm not accusing you of anything, I'm just saying, is there anything that she does that you wish you could do, an ability that she has, or a heartbeat or something that she has that you don't have, that you maybe subconsciously wanted to sort of get back at her for?
No, no, it's not like that. The only thing that I've want for Arthur is the same thing that I've always wanted for her, which is to have a life, and a youth, and to go out and to see the world, free of any type of burden, like I had to experience it.
You want these things for her, because you can't have them yourself.
Yes, I just want her to live her best life, and to protect her from something that might hurt her, and I just, that's what I thought I was doing.
That's a very noble thing to want for someone, and it's very generous of you to want that for her. I mean, I'm so sorry that you're going through this, and I would love to sort of facilitate a meeting of the minds, if you'll be up for it, and maybe I could talk to her, and tell her how stressed out you are, and oh boy, you just pulled out a clump of hair there.
Ploof. (laughter)
If, with your permission, I could try to arrange a neutral space, a safe space where you both could talk.
Okay, well, like you said, I want this to all be on her terms. So, what shall I do in the meantime? What if she never comes around?
She will.
What if she doesn't want to be friends again? What if it's ruined?
You know what I would say? I would say, let's find a time when you both are in a space where you can both communicate openly and freely, but not just any willy-nilly time, right? Don't just go up to her and start talking about it. Make sure that she's in a place where she's happy, and safe. She feels safe.
So, keep her happy.
Well, I mean--
And keep her safe!
Oh boy. (laughs)
All right.
Maybe just work on yourself right now, just calm--
Which one of these plastic swords do you think she'd want? These wooden swords? I don't know if they have plastic yet.
She doesn't strike me as a--
What about this oven mitt?
-- replica sword-- An oven mitt? Everyone can use that.
She could and could hide her hands. But you know, if she, or keep would them warm.
Sure. Does she cook?
No, no, I don't think so.
Well, it's still nice, watching

Output:
- Cedric and Elias discussed Cedric's feelings regarding Arthur and the impulse to end a relationship.
- Elias probed whether Cedric was jealous of Arthur, leading Cedric to clarify that he only wished her a life free of burdens.
- The speakers agreed on the need for a neutral, safe space to facilitate a future conversation between Cedric and Arthur.
- Elias advised Cedric to ensure Arthur feels happy and safe before attempting to communicate, rather than acting impulsively.
- The conversation shifted to a lighter tone where Cedric asked about gift options like plastic swords and an oven mitt for Arthur.
- Cedric confirmed that Arthur does not cook, and Elias noted that the oven mitt would still be a useful item.


Input: all thin, smooth lines, and litheness, this is like if Opal did CrossFit for three years-- uh, Oh my god, no! (laughs) -- and was pure raw red meat diet. Oh my gosh! This is meat beast Bandersnatch Opal that is holding the blade-- in her thigh, and walks forward. Ted took no damage? thank you. Ted is going to take all of that damage. Okay. Opal takes none. But you have effectively separated Opal and the other half of her soul. (sighs) (shocked) She looks at you, eyes as blank as Opal's are now, and pushes your sword back and out of her thigh, and reaches behind her, and pulls out a massive sword of her own. Oh! I get another attack, right? Or do I not? Yeah, you have two. Did you do both of your attacks in your-- No, I did just did one. No, just one. Okay, yeah, attack again. All right. In this moment, Morrighan's almost a little bit relieved, because there's something else to fight other than Opal, and I'm like: Okay, maybe she's got this proxy. Do I have any blood on my hand, or was there no Opal blood on my hands? When I sunk that dagger in. When you sunk that dagger in, Opal began to bleed, and then this shadow walked forward, and the shadow does not bleed. Okay. So what you have on you is a little bit of Opal's blood. Okay, got you. Hmm. Okay, cool. Well, I'm going to go at Ted again, now I know it's Ted. Fuck you, Ted. I'm going to go at Ted with my crystal rapier again. I have advantage, right? You have advantage on Opal. Oh my-- Oh, just on-- Wait, I thought it was all-- Oh, that's so-- Oh. Dirty. Hey, bud. Dirty. Dirty, dirty. That's a 15. She's not even a real person. As you go-- 22. It's okay, baby. Ted is going to scream across the bond. "No, no, no! Stop!" That's going to be her verbal component for casting Shield, which is going to turn Ted's AC to 23. Whoa. Oof. All right. You hesitate for just long enough that her blade goes and deflects. She stands, interposing in between the two of you. Her mouth doesn't move, but you can hear Ted in your head across the bond. "What are you doing? "Why are you attacking her? (panting)" Do you think I'm an idiot? I know something bad is about to happen here. "What? "You could-- You could help the-- "Why is the first thing you do drawing blood?" I don't know. "I will protect her at any cost. "And if that means--" At this point, you all hear Ted's voice getting quiet. Not you, as she stays in your head. "If that means I have to slaughter you, "you can be the first body to drop." (gasps) You hear the skittering of spiders. Whoa! Anything else you want to do? You still have 400 feet of movement. Oh. I'd like to-- For real? -- move away, please. (laughter) You can go do anything else in the world. You could go to a different campaign with the rest of your movement. I'd like to go to

Output:
*   Aabria described the entity as a meat beast Bandersnatch Opal holding a blade in its thigh before it walked forward.
*   Erica realized that Ted would take all the damage while Opal took none after the shadow was separated from the soul.
*   The shadow pushed Erica's sword out of its thigh and pulled out a massive sword of its own.
*   Erica discovered she had Opal's blood on her hand but not the shadow's, and decided to attack Ted with her crystal rapier.
*   Ted screamed across the bond to cast Shield, raising her AC to 23 and interposing herself between the attackers.
*   Ted threatened to slaughter Erica if she continued to draw blood, prompting Erica to decide to move away.


Input: Oh, I forgot about that. So he turns to the Exalted and little dark green bordering on black vines and flowers start to snake along the ground towards him and erupt up his body as I transfer the Hex to him. Okay. I calmly walk forward and I try to knock him the fuck out. Go for it. Also, I took five points of damage that I had absorbed earlier. Right, from holding it. Let's make it a goading attack for extra damage. That is a seven, 18 to hit? Goaded! Okay, 18 does hit. Why did he turn those around? Okay, so that is six plus four. Actually, hold on. 18 to hit? Mm-hmm. He's going to Shield. Thank you. Okay. Oh, this guy has so many powers! Not even looking at you. All of a sudden, one of the hands goes and the Shield deflects your first hit. Watching. Okay. The next one is a 22. 22 hits. Okay, so I'm going to go six plus four is 10. I mean, you're pretty badass. 22 just hits with the Shield up. He has like one glorious hour of being fully realized before we strip him of it. So he takes 19 points of damage for that one because of the Hex. How do you want to do this? Oh! Oh! Well, it's the flat of the blade. So I'll say that I strike out and the sword just ricochets off of nothing. Disappointed sigh. And I spin the blade around and the flat goes wa-pang onto his forehead. Cool. He actually turns and is like, "You do not know what you--" like a sack of potatoes on the ground. But once for a moment there was this terrifying conduit for some sort of power that you've seen do astronomical things through your ally crumple into a scared and unconscious 16-year-old boy. Right, right. Then I'm going to stand, that was 20 to get there, you think, or 15? 10 because you went one, two. So yeah, you still have-- Yeah. 20, 25 feet of movement. Fuck it. I will run to that one and take a swipe at it. To the other Shrike? Yeah. Oh, the calm one? They're both calm? As you look towards them, they're both standing, blades at the side. Then I'll say I run halfway back and see that. Okay. Then I will just hold. There's a crossbow person if I recall. Yeah, the one closest to you with armor. Gotcha, all right. By the fence. Yeah, both of them actually. I can't make it that far. No, no, it's that guy. No, the guy next to you. 11:30 on your right at your midnight. Somebody point at it because I can't see. This guy's down. That guy's down. What crossbow guy are you talking about? Both of these guys are still on the board. Yeah, the one that his right hand was pointing to. None of them are in range for anything I can do. No. Yeah, we were just telling you which one was-- Letting you know who's still in. Sorry, yeah,

Output:
- Kaelen transferred a hex to the Exalted, causing vines to erupt from the ground, and attempted to knock him out with a goading attack.
- The Exalted activated a magical shield that deflected the first hit but was subsequently struck by a second attack, taking 19 points of damage.
- Kaelen tried to strike with the flat of his blade, causing the weapon to ricochet before hitting the target's forehead and knocking him unconscious.
- The group realized the Exalted had transformed into an unconscious 16-year-old boy after being stripped of his power.
- Kaelen moved across the board and attempted to engage a second target, the other Shrike, while the players clarified the positions of the remaining enemies.
- The party confirmed that two enemies remained on the board, specifically a crossbow user and a figure near the fence, though Kaelen could not reach them in time.


Input: just impractical. It's making so much mess. I need so much equipment versus I just want to eat. Uh yeah. Yeah. If you have time though, if you're just doing it to relax. The process of it is meditating. um Feel like it's a hobby. It has to be a hobby. Why did you look at me? I don't know. You know about meditation right? The same thing that Connor did. That feels racist. Are you being monkist right now? Monkist? I feel like you're being monkist. I feel like you are. That's like when I said lollies and I looked at Joey. We're just getting fucking slandered. Did you just assume my Zen state right now? That's a type of meditation where you do something like you clean. Yeah. Zen does this? Yeah. Like when I was a monk, we had a special type of meditation where you walk when you meditate as well. And it's just cause you just drown out your mental state with just a monotonous task or motion. Are just constant. Right? I get it. But at the same time, I'm not always trying to meditate when I cook. Coffee, coffee. To when I do something or when I make something, like food or drink in order to consume, I always compare the practicality and the time it takes, versus the time I enjoy what I'm making. Right? And that's always the problem with cooking for me. 'Cause the time I take to prepare some certain dishes, and to make the food, then eat it, which is a very very short amount of time compared to preparing it. And then I got to wash it as well afterwards. That's the worst part man, 'cause you eat it. Right? And then you're relaxing. You're like, "Ah, this is nice. Fuck I got to clean all this stuff. God damn! I used the ice cream machine. It's got like four fucking spatulas, God damn it!" Yeah. Yeah. Ice cream machine is very easy. You just mix it with water and it's so good. You're just bribing him now. No, it's so good. You will know, next week. Yeah, next week bring it and we'll be the testers. Maybe I'll get a coffee machine maybe one day I will. There have been times where I thought about getting like a proper coffee machine. That shit's so expensive though. Surely, they just have to clean. They go for like fucking 5 grand for like one of the proper coffee. Surely you just have to clean the metal scooper thing. Right? That's it? No. The metal scooper thing no. Well no, because you gotta clean the siphon as well. Gotta clean the siphon. You've gotta clean the milk. Oh fuck! You could just use the Nespresso thing now. Or the milk frother. Milk frothers are pretty good. What do you mean? I feel like milk frothing does not need to be done by 1,000 dollar machine. Like I'm pretty sure I could do it with my finger if I did it fast enough, you know what I mean? Like I don't need a machine to do it. I am the machine. Pretty sure you'd get bored of that.

Output:
- The group discussed the impracticality of cooking due to the excessive time required for preparation and cleaning compared to the enjoyment of eating.
- A conversation shifted to meditation, where one participant suggested that activities like walking or cleaning could be forms of meditation to drown out mental states.
- The speaker compared the value of their time versus the utility of making food or drinks, noting that the cleanup process often ruined the relaxation.
- Specific complaints were raised about the difficulty of cleaning the ice cream machine and the high cost of proper coffee machines, with prices reaching five grand.
- The participants debated whether a milk frother required a $1,000 machine or if manual frothing with a finger was sufficient, with the speaker joking that they were the machine.
- Future plans were made to test an ice cream machine next week, while others considered buying a Nespresso machine as an alternative.


Input: held there. Yeah. You got it. It's open? Derek: You said bird bath? Describe it one more time. Uh, from you, there's about ten more feet of hallway and then it opens up and, inside the chamber, you can see where it evens out. There's the two sliding pits that descend into the floor and then just on the outside of your visual radius, within the chamber, you can see a little-- like a platform, like a birdbath type platform that's about two-and-a-half feet off the ground and has a top surface like a table it looks like-- Derek: A little dais or stone rise that this thing's on? Uh, no, it-- Derek: On the ground-- It looks like it's on the ground and then on each side of where it stands, it looks like part of the ground turns into a slope that goes beneath the ground. Sarah: I move forward as well. Into the chamber or? Sarah: I go in the chamber. I stealthily start making my way into the chamber. Making my way into the chamber. So roll a stealth check. Sarah: Natural 20. Okay. You actually hear the night elf sound from World of Warcraft as you slowly make your way in. You enter the chamber, carefully looking around, you can see now within this area with your darkvision, immediately in your vicinity, a number of chains, manacles that are hanging from there. Open, you don't see anything in them. The room itself, the floor has bits of broken bone, tattered, looks like paper in sections of the floor. You can see the racks that have some sort of implements or tools placed in them and one area to your immediate left and one across the way on the opposite wall, you see that central platform there. The top part of it, you can see, it looks pretty smooth with some grooved designs in the sides of it that spiral slightly around, on the top of it. It looks like a table about a foot-and-a-half across, but you see three concave, almost bowl openings set on the top of it. Just three of them in a triangular formation. The ground, you can see, about five feet each side of it just turns into a slope at a 45 degree angle where it's not the entire floor, but about a 15-foot span on each side of it, just slopes down and then vanishes in darkness below. You can walk all the way up and look down if you want to try and inspect it. Sarah: I will do that now and does it look like there's blood? It's hard without any light in here. You can get a little bit of light that's bouncing from Sylvia and you can't make out color in this space. You can just make out shapes with your darkvision, but make a perception check as you glance down at the areas left and right. Derek: Daylight would be reaching 30 feet if there's no-- It's hitting the hall, so there's a little bit of light coming through. Sylvia: Refractory. Sarah: Perception? Mm-hm. Sarah: 13. 13. You glance off to the side and look down and from what you can see, the slopes are somewhat pockmarked, though they're imperfect. It's not totally smooth. There's little, you know, sections that are either broken or there's divots in them or little shelves. It's hard to see. You can see through the light that's coming through, dark streaks.

Output:
* The Game Master described a chamber containing a central platform resembling a birdbath with three bowl openings, surrounded by slopes leading into darkness.
* Sarah and Marcus moved stealthily into the chamber, with Sarah rolling a natural 20 on her stealth check.
* Upon entering, the group observed hanging chains, broken bones on the floor, and racks of tools within the dark room.
* Sarah requested to inspect the slopes for blood, but the lack of light made it difficult to determine color without assistance from Sylvia.
* After Sarah rolled a 13 on a perception check, the Game Master noted that the slopes were imperfect and pockmarked with divots and shelves.
* The group identified dark streaks in the light coming through the hallway, though the exact nature of the stains remained unclear.


Input: climbed its way out. That's a six (laughs). All right, that finishes their turn. That brings us to Gideon. Those torture implements, were they very shiny and new or were they old and rusty? Very old. You didn't see too much rust on them, per se, but they're-- They're old. Okay. I will ignore them. I guess I could walk through these guys and just take attacks of opportunity or, how far away is the door? I will cast Mage Hand and try to open the door from whence I stand. thank you. All righty, the Hand drifts over to the door there. Goes for-- and you can see a central handle. There isn't a knob or a thing. There's just a little handle thing and the hand tries to pull, push, nothing. watching. That's my action, right? It's weak, though. Okay, that didn't work, so I'll walk on over there and take my attacks-o'-opportunity. All right, so you move over to that space. There's two of them swinging at you. (groans) All of them make this horrible like (gasps) sucking sound as they're trying to make noise and gurgle, but there's just very thin, reedy, moistureless vocal chords and flesh trying to make this gravel-- These are old bodies. Really, really old bodies. A nine and a natural one. You're too fast, dodging through them as you rush over there. I guess I still have a bonus action or something. I believe so. I can't try to open-- can I try to open the door with my physical hand now or can I look for traps or what can I do? Dash, disengage, hide. Yeah, dash, disengage, and hide, so no, you do not. Can't you do a bonus action use item or anything? It's an action to Use Object. Inspect? No. If you're going to look real hard for something, it's an action. Okay. Then I will just sit and think about things. All righty, Sarah, you're up. I am going to cast Hex on this zombie. All right. Undead person. Right here? Uh-huh. A regular Hex or your...? Regular Hex. Actually, you make a good point. It's up to you. Yeah, let's, mm. Regular Hex. Okay. I will use my bonus action to use Relentless Hex and teleport within five feet of-- Well, is it in bonus action? Is Hex a bonus action to cast? I think it is. Is it? Is it? Double check it. Elara thinks so. It is a bonus action. You're right. Balls ass! Hexblade's Curse is also a bonus action. You did curse the one over there. Mm-hm. (laughter) If you want to move it knowing that, you can. ...points of damage-- Dorian, Clara, you're on deck. Yeah, let's-- fuck. Anus. Did you just anus? Anus! Yeah. Crossbow. Anus! Let's not-- I'll move the Hex onto this one right here. Nadia. Nadia. Whoa, that's weird. Yeah, and I'll take a swing with the falchion at the Hexed one. Go for it. Bonus action, (whooshes), first attack. Man, it's been a hot second since I Hexed anybody. Takes an addition d6 necrotic damage when you hit it. Okay, that's right, just a d6. Yep. Okay. Talking about that dang cunnilingus.

Output:
- The players concluded their turn and Gideon's character, Marcus, decided to ignore old torture implements to cast Mage Hand on a door.
- Marcus attempted to open the door with the spell but failed, so he moved into melee range to take attacks of opportunity against the zombies.
- The Game Master confirmed Marcus was fast enough to dodge through the enemies, but he could not use a bonus action to inspect the door or use an item.
- Sarah's character, Sylvia, cast Hex on a zombie and debated whether the spell and its bonus action variants were correctly applied.
- After confirming the mechanics, Sylvia used a bonus action to teleport and move the Hex onto a different target before attacking with a falchion.
- The session ended with a humorous exchange where the group discussed the curse mechanics and made a joke about cunnilingus.


Input: of the glass pillar that's labeled as the Arx Creonum. That's where y'all are going. Julian, memorize this! Got it. Okay. Now we don't even need it anymore. Oh, well-- thank you. That's how good he is. Okay. ROBBIE: So how long do we stay together and support each other? Then, when do we split off to do our own thing? Well, we could, I guess, try to maybe meet up with Rashida. Rashinna. Yes. Because they have a stronghold. Potentially. But they moved, remember? Because it got attacked. It may have moved. That's true. So it's somewhere different. But we can still ask where it is. I was just thinking, if we're meant to be sneaky, group by group maybe, but all of us together feel like a pretty intense force watching. Unless we're all in some sort of magic costume or something. I'll say, I think all of us, at least, getting the friendly locals to know-- Stop looking at me! All of us as Nic Cages. Oh god, I can't touch my eyebrows! Getting the friendly locals, at least, to know who all of us are and what we look like might be helpful later so that they're looking out for us if shit goes wrong. Yeah, do we-- But after that, breaking up, I think, is a really good idea. I'm going to send message to Rashida. Rashinna? Okay. Rashinna. Why do you-- Can you help me count? Can someone help me count? Don't worry about it. We'll get there. I'll try. (laugh) I'll try! Your look of fear as you said it. I know. Because I'm not fast, but I'll do it. All right. Bloody hell. Oh god, what am I going to say? I'm so nervous. Okay. You got this. It's just counting. And this is the lowest stakes thing. It's Silas. Are you safe? We've got two groups here. Hold on, I got to think of what I'm going to say. Do I add that? No! Because if it was Arthur-- Oh no! Oh no, Arthur's invading! It's too much! It's too close now! Is there somewhere we can-- You could just tell her that-- That's close? We're here and we're here to help and that-- We can meet them somewhere. Is it safe-- To help take out the Weave Mind, where can we meet y'all? It's a large group. Is there somewhere safe? We're at the end. How many words did you get? 25, right? We're a little bit over, but-- No, we weren't. I don't think we were. Y'all is one word. If I was doing also all of the thoughts, then yes, we're over, but-- Sure. I feel like they're official. That's good. That was stressful. You did good. You all did good. Just real quick, this Rashida, Rashinna, Rashida Jones, who is she? Yeah, who is she? Rashida Jones? She's on, I think-- Wait, what? Well, I just want to make sure we can trust her. This is kind of news to

Output:
- The group discussed the Arx Creonum and decided that Julian needed to memorize the location, though they later realized the information might no longer be necessary.
- Dorian suggested meeting up with Rashida, also known as Rashinna, due to her stronghold, but the group noted that she had likely moved after an attack.
- Robbie raised concerns about the group's visibility, leading to a humorous debate about wearing costumes or appearing as Nic Cage to avoid detection.
- Aria attempted to send a message to Rashida to arrange a meeting to take out the Weave Mind, but struggled with the wording and the stress of the task.
- The group successfully counted the words in the message, though they debated whether "y'all" counted as one or two words, and Dorian asked for background information on Rashida Jones.


Input: Do we praise Japan a lot off camera? - Not praise, but like you guys seem to be enjoying. - That's why we're here right? - Yeah. - It's not because we enjoy being here. - You exude this positive energy being here. - I would be fucking bored in the UK. Well what would I do in the UK? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Oh, "Hey guys, can we go to a bar." - There's different countries. - Can I go to a pub. - And tomorrow I'm gonna go to another pub. - Yeah. (all laughing) - For all the slander I've given it, if I did have to move anywhere, I'd probably go to America. - Really? - Really. - Yeah, you'd probably live in a country you weren't born and raised in is fun. It doesn't matter whether it's Japan or not. - It's stimulating. - Yeah, yeah. - I'd love to live in America for a short period of time. - See, 'cause I'd like to live in Europe. - Really? - I want to live in Europe. - I'm bored of Europe. - I'd like to live somewhere else in Asia probably. I don't know. I just really vibe with Asian culture and Asian mentality. - Not that we have any plans on moving soon. (laughs) - Yeah, yeah. - It's just hypothetical. - It's the hypothetical. - Hypothetically. - If you were like Connor, you have to get out of Japan, you're being deported, which country do you want to move to? I'm like, "I'll go to America for a bit." - What do you consider when you wanna move to another country? Is it like weather? - I don't give a fuck about the weather. - For me it's about whether I just vibe with the way of living. - With the culture, right? - Opportunities, as well. - As much as I like America, I personally don't think I could vibe with the American way of life. Just personally. - Yeah. - What is the "American way of life?" - I don't know. It's just like. - I think I'd be a great American. (Joey laughing) - You would. - I think I'd be a fucking amazing American. - I think you would. - I like going in America, I like American friends, I like being in America when I visit but like- - Yeah. - When I envision myself living in America, I just don't see it. I don't know what it is. It's just the vibe about it. - As you grow older you've realized that sometimes you just like subconsciously jive with some things. And like there's a difference going there for holiday and actually living there. And I think we've all experienced this in Japan, where coming here on holiday and visiting here, and actually experiencing and living the culture here, is totally different. What'd you do, Meilyne? - Spill some tea on the mic. - I spilled some tea and then I forgot to swallow and then it was gonna spill out. So I was having a crisis. (laughs) - Need some tissue? - It's fine. It landed on my shirt. - No, I agree though. I find that socially, in America sometimes I'm just like utterly confused. - Yeah. - Well, I just don't understand the person I'm talking to. They'll just say things and I'm like, "Why would you say that?" In the UK I'd never to get that. It's like there's a script almost everyone follows. - Yeah. - Which is kind of

Output:
- The group discussed whether they praise Japan off-camera and agreed that the positive energy comes from enjoying the location rather than just the country itself.
- Participants debated hypothetical relocation scenarios, with one speaker expressing a strong preference for America or Asia over Europe based on cultural vibes rather than weather.
- A speaker named Joey laughed while admitting they would be an amazing American, though they ultimately felt they could not vibe with the American way of life if living there.
- The conversation shifted to the differences between visiting a country on holiday versus actually living there, noting that living in Japan feels totally different from just visiting.
- Meilyne accidentally spilled tea on the microphone, causing a brief moment of crisis that required a tissue, while the group continued to analyze social scripts in America versus the UK.
- The discussion concluded with the observation that in America, people often say things that cause confusion, whereas the UK follows a more predictable social script.


Input: ever happened to you where you're really scared and you're freaking out? - I've never had anything life threatening or anything like that, so I wouldn't know, myself, how I would react. But if I know how I react with a lot of situations, it's just, yeah, calm. Calm. - It's like trying to force yourself. I don't know how the, I don't know how, The human mind is pretty fucking weird. I don't know. - I'm the kind of guy who, in stressful situations, just say nothing. I don't know. Okay, this is going off tangent now, but I don't physically react when someone tries to jump scare me. A lot of the times. I remember, every time there's a jump scare, or anytime Sydney tries to prank jump scare me, she goes, "Ha.", like that or something, when I come out the shower or whatever, and just completely like fucking The Terminator, zero reaction. And she's just like, "Fuck you." And I'm like, "Haha, Sydney. That's right, I aint a pussy, bitch." Whereas inside I'm just like, "Fuck my life." Inside, I'm screaming my fucking heat out, man. I don't know. - Pee slowly runs down your leg. (laughing) It's like, "Get good, Sydney." Aah. (laughing) - Yeah. So I don't know. - I'm the complete opposite. I hate it when someone comes around the corner and scares me. I always stop myself from throwing a fist out. Because I'm like, "It's a threat. Oh, no. It's not It's not. Okay. Thank God. (exhales sharply)" - It's a threat. - My fight or flight is just like, "Fight. Oh, no, no, no. Okay. I shouldn't. I shouldn't." But it's weird because when I had to call the ambulance for Ahki, I was surprisingly calm. I thought I was going to be, Because I'd never called the ambulance before. Because I didn't know what the fuck the procedure was. So the first I was calling, in my head I was like, "Oh, God. What the fuck am I going to say? Am I going to stutter? What the hell's going to happen?" But then by the time I got finished, I was like, "Oh, I was a lot calmer than I thought I was being." - "Domino's will be here in 15 minutes, honey. Don't worry about it." "Oh, can you call the ambulance now?" "Oh, shit." - Yeah. - "Oh, fuck" Sorry. - "Oh, you said ambulance. - "Oh, shit." I thought you said peperoni." - "Don't worry, Ahki. The double peperoni pizza is going to be here in 15 minutes" - "You have something, - "Oh, shit." - You have something to look forward to. Don't worry." - "Fuck." "Fuck." - "Who's going to get here faster? The Domino's delivery guy or the ambulance?" My bet's on the Domino's. (laughing) Yeah, no. It was surprisingly calming, but then I think it was, for me, I'm calm in the moment but then, when it's all over, that's when it all comes out. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. To me, I panic post, when everything just sinks in, to be like, "Holy shit. That fucking happened.", and, "I went through all this shit." And it's only after the even has transpired that it actually starts to sink in, and I start to feel the gravity of everything that's happened. At least to me. I do have a question, though, because I remembered this in the experience I had in the past week. Have you guys ever gotten fever dreams? - What do you mean by fever dreams? Can you watching.

Output:
- The speakers discussed their contrasting reactions to fear, with one describing a "Terminator-like" lack of physical reaction to jump scares while internally screaming, and the other admitting to freezing and fighting the urge to punch when startled.
- One speaker recounted calling an ambulance for Ahki, noting that despite initial panic about the procedure, they remained surprisingly calm during the call.
- A humorous misunderstanding occurred where someone thought "ambulance" was "peperoni" during a conversation about Domino's delivery, leading to a bet on which would arrive faster.
- The group concluded that while they often feel calm in the moment of a crisis, the panic and realization of the event's gravity usually hit them afterwards.
- Finally, a speaker asked the group if they had ever experienced fever dreams, prompting a request for clarification on the term.


Input: was a while ago with, what's his-- uh-- Aria: What would be in the inns? Marcus: Dranzel. Aria: Oh, yes, yes, yes. uh-- Marcus: Dr. Dranzel, Professor Dranzel, whatever it was. Aria: Hmm. Can you send a message in the morning? No, it is the morning. Shit. thank you. Marcus: We have people we could ask. Nadia: You know what, I'm going to try-- This is so silly, but I'm going to see if for some reason he kept the earring. Julian: (belches) DM: You would know that the earrings have a-- Aria: A range. DM: A radius, a range before they're not functional. Nadia: That's right. I knew that. Marcus: Do I smell pastries? Dorian: Mm. Aria: Yes, they're on the way. Marcus: That's just, oh, thank god. Nadia: Where did this-- DM: Ah. Aria: Slayer's Cake. Julian: Oh, by the way, Elias, I got you this. I reach in the bag of holding and I hand you a little pocket watch. It's smashed to shit and covered in some dark sort of crimson stuff. Marcus: Thank you. This is actually quite sweet. Julian: Yeah, I got that just for you off a fellow that went unconscious. Marcus: Unconscious or permanently unconscious? Julian: Scholars maintain they're not sure, but I figured I saw that and I knew you had to have it. Marcus: Well, I will get this working again once all of this is finished. Thank you. This should occupy me for easily-- Julian: You're welcome. Marcus: Three hours. Four hours, maybe. Dorian: (laughs) Dorian: Well, I guess we could try where you last saw them, but we don't really have time for-- Marcus: I don't really have much other than vague information. Do we have any access to anyone who could just-- Julian: Locate him? Marcus: Do the-- I suppose, yeah, some sort of location spell or otherwise. Julian: What about Allura? Marcus: She's not in Whitestone, I don't think. Allura is-- DM: No, she is back in Vasselheim handling all the business that you aren't handling while you're gathering your friends. Marcus: We do have the communication array. I don't know who else would have access to it. Dorian: Hm. Julian: Oh yeah, your orbs. Dorian: Our orbs. Marcus: Yes. Dorian: Crisis Orbs. That feels weird to utilize them to just find Kaelen, though. They're meant for emergencies. Aria: Cerkonos, can you send messages to people? Julian: This isn't an emergency? Marcus: I feel like-- ROBBIE: No. Aria: Shit. We're level twenty. Dorian: (laughs) Marcus: I'm-- Nadia: Sending? Aria: Yeah, Sending. Do you have it? Nadia: Yeah, I-- Aria: Borlan! Dorian: You have to do it, Borlan. Aria: Sober up! Nadia: I just forgot that I had it. Marcus: Do you need a slap, I can slap you. Nadia: Sure. Dorian: I mean, I could Scry. Nadia: A little tappy-tappy? Dorian: If you don't want to do it, the last one I could try is Dranzel. Aria: But is-- Marcus: Do you want the triple? I can give you the triple. Nadia: Give me the triple. Julian: What's the triple? Marcus: This is the triple. I'm going to grab a glass of ice water sitting next to the coffee. Aria: Oh. Marcus: I'm going to throw it in your face. Nadia: (shouts) Marcus: I'm going to take, I have the quiet version-- Aria: Diplomacy? (laughs) Marcus: --of the Diplomacy. I'm going to give you an electric shock. Nadia: (shouts) Aria: Yeah. Marcus: Then I'm going to slap you in the face. Nadia: (shakes and shouts) Marcus: Wake up! Nadia: Okay, okay, I'm awake. Marcus: There we are. Julian: Me next.

Output:
* The group discussed locating Professor Dranzel and realized the morning had already arrived, causing frustration.
* Julian handed Marcus a smashed pocket watch covered in crimson fluid, which Marcus decided to repair.
* They determined that Allura was unavailable in Vasselheim and debated using Crisis Orbs or Sending to find Kaelen.
* When Nadia forgot she had Sending, Marcus and Dorian harassed her with threats of water, electric shocks, and slaps to wake her up.
* Nadia eventually agreed to send the message, and the group prepared for Julian to take his turn.


Input: manage to find a piece of flaked-off obsidian from the inside of the rock cavern, or the volcanic rock, goes into an obsidian color. But you pull it out. It's sharp on one edge, about that big, but you find one. Do I still have Tongues up? Tongues lasts an hour, I believe? It was only an hour? That is correct, one hour. So, no, that would be gone. Okay. Well, hopefully he'll recognize my voice. I'm going to cast, with my Rod of the Solitary Scout, the wand that I have, I'm going to cast Magic Mouth. Ooh! Okay. On the rock. Okay. And I'm going to say... Here they are, ready for the taking! And then I put it right at the edge, so that way, if the dragon turtle comes within range, he'll hear it and be tempted to come on in. All right. As you seal that vocal print into the stone, it vibrates in your hand and you place it just in the proximity of where the illusion begins and the actual opening for the cavern itself is held. You feel pretty confident that a being of that size, if it were to come through, would definitely trigger the radius for the spell. Cool, cool, cool, cool. All right? Anybody else? A minor thing, I will also stay up at least an hour to use components necessary to turn Frumpkin into an octopus, and I will just frisbee him out off of the ship to patrol while we are sleeping, and to be more use, possibly, tomorrow. You got it. Perfect. All right. Anybody else, or are we looking to a night's rest? Oh my god, I think we're doing it. Rest. Uh... All right. You all gather into the dome. Are you doing your jade thing again, or leaving it as it was? I cannot. I'm tapped. Are we tying each other together or is that a bad idea? We can, uh... Let's do it. Yeah? Just in case? So the jade thing, the plethora of images that you left the night before, did help lower the DC of the check last time. Yeah. But if you cannot do it, then we'll just go with whatever its standard is. No worries. I am tapped at that level. That's okay. All right, then. All of you gather for the evening's rest. You're tying yourselves together with rope? I think we should, right? Sure. Yeah. Who's affixed to who? Or is it everyone affixed to a singular piece of rope? No, we could-- Yeah, just do this order. We do the twice around your wrist, extend it six feet or more. We can take it off easily, but it'll wake us up. So it'll take, between all of you, two sets of rope, I think. Okay. So you guys got that? Mm-hmm. Yes, I have some. Cool. Placed, roped and resting, you all eventually find yourselves to a night's sleep. The dreams range from nothing, but just an evening of dark comfort, to images of past experiences, fuzzy. Cedric. In the darkness, you still sense yourself sleeping, and consciously, you're like, "I'm having a hard time sleeping." The insomnia's kicked in, whether it be the nerves for the day. thank you watching.

Output:
- Borlan managed to find a sharp piece of flaked obsidian from the volcanic rock cavern.
- The Game Master confirmed that the Tongues spell had expired after one hour.
- Borlan cast Magic Mouth on the rock using his Rod of the Solitary Scout to lure a dragon turtle.
- Sylvia used components to turn Frumpkin into an octopus and frisbeed him off the ship to patrol.
- The group gathered in the dome and tied themselves together with two sets of rope for safety.
- Cedric experienced insomnia during the night's sleep due to nerves.


Input: could all benefit from. Well then, you present something and we'll listen. Not just gold, though. We don't care about that. Then what are you, altruists? Well, just throw a number of gold out there, just to hear what it would possibly be, but it isn't just about the gold, but just, I'm very curious as to what that amount would possibly be. 10,000 gold worth of platinum, gold, and silver could be yours in the next week. Oh, that's not very much. That's not? I'll also say for that much gold and platinum, there's got to be a reason, there's got to be something more worthwhile. Again, if I had to describe what we are at the moment, I would say really fucking confused. We're trying to figure out what the fuck is going on. We've been dragged from one city to the next, had a really bad time of it, like really bad time. Honestly, just knowing who the fuck is doing what would be really goddamn nice. So if you could just, um, give us a good reason why we should let you go that isn't paying us the fuck off. Make a persuasion check. This never goes well. Yeah. Barbarians, let's go! Are you keeping your spell at bay, or are you pushing? I'm pushing. I'm not making it a secret. Okay. A persuasion check? Yes. Well, with the negative two I have in that, that's zero, since I rolled a two. Watching. Fucking waiting, fucking waiting. It's hard to talk. I have a tummy ache. I, fucking-- I have a tummy ache. While that's happening, what are you-- I'm going to put Sarah down in the corner and sit next to-- Oh, I imagine I've already, as soon as we got on the ship, I was taking her off of you. All right. She's not just fucking on you like a backpack. Is she like sitting on a barrel now, or is she? Well, we started talking immediately, but I plan on asking the captain where we can put her that she is safe. Lie in repose somewhere. If I recall, you bundled her up, so. Yeah, she's bundled. She's like wrapped in a yellow blanket. Correct. Gotcha. Which is just the perfect color for her, really. Right. Just matches. Xandis is like, I mean, you can put your cargo wherever you want it to be, just find the place where there's not already place and just put it there. Now, it's new cargo. Your call. I don't know if I'm comfortable putting her out of our sight right now. I'd rather, just in case something goes weird, just have her within grabbing view seems like the option for me. Maybe in some sort of vessel, not unlike a coffin, but not as permanent. Just something that we can give her some peace, but also be able to carry easily. A little more discretion, too, you know? I think this is very discrete personally. Gwen, we could also clean up the hole and you could keep her close. I feel like it's just-- Armand, you rattled around in that hole, right? Did it feel stable or were you shaking around a lot? I haven't been in many mysterious holes before. As far as I can tell, thank you.

Output:
- The group negotiated with the DM regarding a reward, rejecting a sum of 10,000 gold and expressing deep confusion about their situation.
- Derek attempted a persuasion check but failed due to a negative modifier, leading to frustration and a request for a genuine reason to cooperate.
- Maeve decided to push her spell rather than keeping it at bay while the group discussed the placement of Sarah.
- Maeve revealed she had already taken Sarah off Derek's back immediately upon boarding the ship, wrapping her in a yellow blanket.
- The party debated where to store Sarah, with Marcus suggesting a vessel similar to a coffin and Derek preferring to keep her within sight.
- Armand was questioned about the stability of a hole he had been in, though the DM noted he hadn't experienced many mysterious holes before.


Input: onto the stage heavy steps. Clean-shaven except for this perpetual five o'clock shadow that doesn't seem to leave his square jaw his hair is trimmed super short and you see the receding hairline curling back into a widow's peak. Sits on the table puts his arm out there and you can see the huntsman Kendall for the first time lose his cool. You watch as the two of them grasp together and they're going to begin to roll off. Yes. What's going on? Clara lost. Clara lost at arm wrestling? Thank you. You watch as the hands tighten and with that Gunther begins to twist the arm further down further down. You can see the huntsman character is starting to grimace. Come on Gunther. However pushes it back in the center. Now they're currently neck and neck. Once again Gunther pushes him back. And with that final hit. Wham! Kendall is taken out like groaning. Grasps his hand and rubs his fingers and darts off the stage seemingly shamed in front of a crowd of people. Everyone's like Oh! There's now probably about 30-40 people who watched that last match. Uh go Gunther! Which one did you do the arm wrestling with Clara? Have we met Gunther before? Is he human? He looks human. He's just huge. Watching. You should take a shot at that. Are you going to take a shot at this Gwen? Coughing Me? Yeah you're stronger than me right? You're very big and strong Gwen! No he's really not. Yeah you know. At the very least you have a lot to prove. Derek is going to sneak off while everybody is involved with this. It's not good to arm wrestle 30 minutes after eating a caramel apple. Oh I never heard that one before. Kaelen you should do it you're very strong. Mm-hmm. You had a candied apple. You should be fine. Extra strong? Because of the candied apple. Your rat diet. I mean Clara is no he didn't. No I mean from in your past. Oh. Good constitution yeah come on. Let them know. Do it Kaelen! Are you doing any more of the wrestling with the arms? Leopold is looking over the crowd goes would you like to try your hand at our finest warrior? Sure. Come on up Miss whispers Kaelen Miss Kaelen our new cheering. The crowd begins to cheer as you step up onto the stage. Everyone begins to gather up around the space filling in the outskirts. You can see all these faces looking up at you bright-eyed and eager to either watch you get destroyed or destroy. Gunther who is currently standing with his arms crossed sees you approach. He's a good over a foot taller than you and looks down as you walk towards the table. Hmm all right. Hello. Hello. Sits down puts his elbow on the table with a heavy slam. Okay. Grasps you both your arms. Yelling use your feminine wiles! Oh I wouldn't Oh. I shake my hair a little. Kaelen don't hold back. He's taking a moment and looking you over like he's studying something. I try not to make eye contact. He's trying to make eye contact. Moving around. I'm looking down and putting my hair down away. Yelling her

Output:
*   The huntsman Kendall lost an arm wrestling match against Gunther and left the stage in shame after being defeated.
*   The crowd gathered to watch a new match, and Gideon asked about Gunther's identity while others debated taking shots.
*   Derek mentioned that arm wrestling after eating a caramel apple was bad, leading to Kaelen being encouraged to participate.
*   Leopold invited Kaelen to try her hand at the warrior, and the crowd cheered as she stepped up to the table.
*   Gunther approached Kaelen, towering over her, and the two began to grasp hands for the match.
*   Kaelen attempted to avoid eye contact and adjust her hair while Gunther studied her during the setup.


Input: No word. Same to your sidekick. Whatever that means, yes. Okay! *clearing throat* Opens the door. Good. Good face, yep. Saunters out into the night. Elder. Do those within the Volition, which you have nothing to do with-- At all, in the slightest. Do they have a phrase or a word that they speak to each other so that you know you're friendly? They know they're friendly? Unfortunately, codes, to what you're saying, tend to be unreliable. It's more of a-- Well, it's more of a feeling. So in his head, I'll say: Do y'all speak to each other? Reilorans can speak to us, and there are ways to safeguard the parts inside that don't want to be revealed. So you've just got to be open when it's someone you think you can trust. Got it. In his head, back to you, the fact that you're poking around in here is more than I was expecting from a Dreamer. I ain't poking around, don't worry. Just talking. But just saying, that's a useful tool in where you're going. All right. How is Dono doing? Dono already-- I know. How is Dono doing? You can see. You do know. He walks out for a bit, talks to another figure out there, nods, and walks back in the most not chill fast run. Did Dono speak in Common there? Because I can read lips. Or is there another language spoken when we're not around? I'd say at this distance, at night, it'd be too hard to see with the low light. Okay. So you're uncertain. Dono comes back to the door, opens it up. The caravan has arrived. *sneezes* *startles* *startles* *Maeve groan* Bless you. Sorry! Gesundheit. Good job. That is good news? I think so. How many are in the caravan? I did not stay to look. I just checked in on it. I did not want to raise suspicion. Very, very wise, Dono. Good job. Maybe, should we still Send a message? They're here. If they're here, it's kind of stupid. Maybe we should wait. Go say hi? Elder, do you think-- Well, we shouldn't go say hi. No. We could send Dono to say that Elder Barthie wants a little quick word with Zhesh. Or we could just wait 'til Zhesh shows up here? We don't want to draw his attention to Zhesh, part of the caravan, right? I don't know. We don't even know if Zhesh is with this caravan, too. Another reason to-- Barthie! -- try reaching out, Silas, because that's low key-- Okay. All right, sure. I'm going to reach out to Zhesh. Okay. Guidance! Thank you. Good job. You've got this. You're very capable. We're here with Elder Barthie. Are you with the caravan in town? Would love to speak with you. There's a long pause where you worry that the spell continues to not function, but there's also no static that strikes to the center of your mind, like you're beyond the knotted leylines for that interference to carve its way into the spellcraft. A voice responds a moment later. I do not know who you are and what you want with Barthie. I'm just here to do some

Output:
- Gideon and the DM confirmed that no news had arrived, and the group opened a door to investigate the night outside.
- Julian asked the DM about communication protocols within the Volition, learning that feelings were more reliable than codes.
- Kaelen and Julian inquired about Dono's status and whether he spoke Common or another language while outside.
- Dono returned to announce the caravan's arrival, prompting the group to debate whether to send a message or wait for Zhesh.
- Julian decided to reach out to Zhesh via Elder Barthie using a spell, despite the uncertainty about Zhesh's presence in the caravan.
- A voice responded to the spell after a long pause, stating they did not know Julian's identity or what he wanted with Barthie.


Input: sides of it, so overtaking the green you put down there. But I still want it to be on the ground. This is a cute picnic. Yes, it's on the ground. It's on the ground. Very Mad Hatter. Like, everybody gets their own teacup. Yes. I'm into it. As it spreads out, you watch as from within this cloth-- which almost, it looks like a velvet, but as you get close to it, it's reflecting what's above it. It's almost like a still surface of water, and suddenly the water begins to become disturbed, and you see from within shapes begin to emerge, and as they do, platters begin to arise. Poof, poof. Bowls, plates. A veritable smorgasbord of pancakes, of real cakes, of sweets, candies, a bowl of nuts, a salad... (laughter) A unique spread. And as they begin to emerge, the coloration of the red begins to shift and give way, like the color itself is what's giving life to each of these small bowls and large spreads, and as it does, it's left behind with a weird translucent green color that mingles with the sheet beneath it. It looks delicious, it smells delicious, and everything seems to have this faintly glowing hue to it that's slightly off-putting, but still, the other senses tell you this is an invitation. Is there enough for Vilya as well? Oh, yeah, everybody gets some. Sprinkle gets some. Everybody gets some. I'm not going to lie, it's been a very long time since I've had a pancake. I'm very excited for this. Pancake! (laughs) You all dig into this veritable Heroes' Feast. It is delicious, it is invigorating, and for the next 24 hours... Yes. You have advantage on wisdom saving throws, you are immune to poison and everyone gains-- is it 2d10 temporary hit points? Yeah. Go ahead and roll that now, Nadia, if you don't mind. 2d10 temporary hit points? Yes. She's rolling for us, or we roll--? She rolls, and then everybody gets the same number. Okay. I might crack 80. Yeah, dude. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay! (disappointed) Oh. Nine extra points. Okay. Thank you. That's half Derek's HP. (laughter) Wisdom saving throws. With a comfortable meal in your belly and the surge of divine energy flowing through you, protecting you, you get the after-meal sleepies. You also can't be frightened. Yeah, sorry, also immune to fear. Useful. So, wait, it's immune to fear, poison... Nine temporary hit points. And advantage on... Wisdom saving throws. You've got it. Clutch. Yeah, Heroes' Feast is legit. While we eat... Hang on. Mm-hmm? Hang on. Advantage Wis saves. Nadia? Hm? How are you feeling about Traveler Con? You know, if we defeat the looming volcano god that has this entire island held hostage. Um. (sighs) You all right? I honestly thought that that was going to be, like, something that you'd start rattling off a thousand ideas about, but you didn't say anything. So now I'm super-concerned. I just don't, um... I don't... know... I don't know what to do about it. Like, whether or not to have it? Or what to do when you do have it? Well. Obviously, we're going to have it. But... the Traveler... He doesn't want to be a god. He doesn't... He doesn't watching

Output:
- The players gathered around a magical cloth that transformed into a veritable Heroes' Feast with pancakes, cakes, and other sweets.
- The Game Master explained that the meal provided immunity to poison and fear, along with advantage on wisdom saving throws.
- The party gained 2d10 temporary hit points, with Nadia rolling for the group and securing nine points.
- The players enjoyed the invigorating meal and discussed the after-meal effects while celebrating the divine energy.
- Kaelen expressed concern regarding Borlan's silence about defeating the looming volcano god and the Traveler Con.
- Borlan admitted uncertainty about how to handle the Traveler's desire to not be a god.


Input: and mystery from darkness our friendship will rise but one thing's for sure we never give up on the fight oh get ready it's Thursday night thank you flames crackling and welcome back so last we left off Bells Hells and the Mighty Nein uh Borlan Jesus sure Julian um and Nic Cage watching Aria and Nic Cage teamed up to be the away squad to head to Ruidus through the portal that was discovered in Issylra while the rest of Exandria planned an assault on the Malleus Key both as a distraction to allow these two groups to go unnoticed to and inside the moon itself before dividing to two different tasks one the Mighty Nein to head into the Arx Creonum and destroy the Weave Mind while Bells Hells were to clamber into the depths and the core of Ruidus itself to stop the Ruby Vanguard and Ludinus from releasing Predathos so as you prepped for this journey you traversed to Ruidus and then teleported into the basement of the Jagged Edge glass workshop this is Dorian yeah y'all okay uh Gwen just above the table Marcus every year Robbie this is tough Julian look at Borlan's fucking face Gwen we just have to remind you all that every year it takes about 20 to 30 minutes to settle down from all the costumes we're also multiple characters yeah Aria yeah this is fine Gwen I'm committing right now to never look at Borlan again for the rest of his or my life Nadia also Omar had that in his mouth oh god Julian I also wiped his ass with it yeah little pooper scooper Aria I couldn't tell if you had something going on because you still looked so fucked up so I was like what's going on is this Borlan it was so weird then next to you your contouring Robbie is so intense I didn't ask for this no it looks so good Julian you look so beautiful Aria you look so beautiful Nadia it's so beautiful Aria it's like the difference Julian it's like a cherub between Borlan's horrible gore face right now and your face is glowing Robbie you were just listening to DM but you were like yeah I'm doing this the rest of the time Marcus I just keep wanting to deadpan it at Dorian huh Marcus is a different person look at him yeah Julian he is a different person Aria I'm sorry the pout Julian sorry DM Robbie okay sorry sorry we're sorry Aria we're sorry Robbie you were doing such a good job Julian no no no don't do it Julian and Robbie no no no put the dice down Arx Creonum and Bells Hells has to yeah Gwen sorry Dorian what do we have to do you have teleported into the basement of the Jagged Edge Glassworks where Julian had set up his Nein-Sided Tower for an evening's rest before the final push towards their collaborative missions Ja okay there the groups got to know each other a little better prepared for the evening with some spells and enchantments that would last them for the coming day and then

Output:
- The Dungeon Master recapped the collaborative mission where the Bells Hells and Mighty Nein teamed up to infiltrate Ruidus and stop the Ruby Vanguard from releasing Predathos.
- The party teleported into the basement of the Jagged Edge Glass Workshop, where Julian had established a tower for their rest before the final push.
- The players engaged in humorous banter regarding their costumes, with specific comments made about Borlan's appearance and Robbie's intense contouring.
- Julian and Robbie apologized for attempting to interfere with the game flow after the Dungeon Master tried to set the scene.
- The group spent the evening preparing with spells and enchantments to ensure they were ready for the upcoming day's challenges.
- The session concluded with the parties acknowledging their improved familiarity with one another as they settled in for the night.


Input: it to 3D. - Humans! - And the way that 2D characters look, were just so pretty and I needed something lifelike because. - What was the first like anime or whatever, that got you into the 2D world, that made you give up on humanity, (all laughing) that made you reject humanity. - "Hakuoki." - Oh, the Shinzengumi one. - Shinzengumi, police force. - Haul it back to Meilyne's three by three. - Yeah. Go watch that clip. - Yeah. - I don't know, it's just the exposure of their chest. (Meilyne laughing) - And yet now you're like allergic to nipple. - It's different, they don't show nipple. - 'Cause it's 3D. - They always censor nipple. - That's right, that's right. - That's why she can't see real nipple because in anime, nipples just don't exist for some reason. - The next time you guys, any of you guys come to my house or maybe I'll bring a pillow or something here, the naked ones, they don't have the nipples. It's just the chest. - Did they do that on purpose? - I think so. - Or is that how you learn? - I should probably clear Meilyne is scared of male nipples. - Yeah, yeah. (Meilyne laughs) - Oh yeah, Meilyne. - Unless it's her husband's. - Apart from her husband, Meilyne is like terrified of like male nipples. - It's 'cause you know when you don't wanna stare at something but then you just end up looking, and then. (all laughing) Hold on, wait! (all laughing) - Oh God! Continue, continue. - And I just feel like it's staring into my soul and I just feel uncomfortable. - So in other words you don't stare at the nipple. The nipple stares you back. (all laughing) - Yes, and I don't wanna confirm. - And you don't want that eye contact. - Yeah. (all laughing) - Oh my God! - So your husband was 2D like? - Yeah. - Does your husband have nipples? - Wait, wait. The 2D one or something? (all laughing) I used to do a ranking. Like my 2D, I would have husband, ex-husband, boyfriend, ex-boyfriend rankings. - Does your husband feel intimidated by all of your body pillows? - No. He says something really weird. Wait, nevermind. Forget it. (all laughing) - No you can't just tease us like that. Go on, go on. - I can't. - Is it bad? - Yeah, it's pretty bad. I'll tell you guys after. He says weird stuff a lot. - Yeah, he does. - Yeah we know. - I feel like some of it rubs onto you because like you're saying something super weird, but when we're just doing like the normal things sometimes. - Yeah. - And I'm like that didn't come from you. (laughs) Can I tell them, what you said about drinking water? That's like, no. - What? - Okay. - Like what? - When you see like anime characters drinking water. - Oh, okay. There's this character I used to like, are you talking about the taste? Oh. Okay. - Yeah, yeah. - So one of the characters that I used to like, or still like, oh my God I'm dripping everywhere. (laughs) - When she talks about anime guys, right. (all laughing) - I'm like shaking when I talk about it. - Oh my God! - So, Juji Wen, his color's orange, everything about him is orange. He smells orange and sometimes, or if he's eating orange and you know, you just wanna know what they're eating. -

Output:
* The group discussed the transition from 2D to 3D characters and how censorship often removes nipples in 3D anime.
* Meilyne admitted to being terrified of male nipples, noting that her 2D husband is the only exception to this fear.
* Participants ranked their 2D relationships, including husbands, ex-husbands, and boyfriends, while joking about body pillows.
* Meilyne revealed her husband says weird things, though she initially refused to share specific examples.
* The conversation shifted to a specific anime character named Juji Wen, described as smelling orange and eating orange food.
* The group laughed throughout the exchange regarding the "nipple staring back" phenomenon and Meilyne's discomfort.


Input: Oh my god. What if he climbs up and out of the volcano and he comes out the top of it? How cool would that be? I mean, he may just stay, but if he goes... I'm just trying to think it out. We're not going to set off a tremendous volcanic explosion and kill everyone on the island, are we? Ugh. Who knows? We have no way to know. Yeah. I suppose if he flees through the first entrance we went through and we're at the ship tunnels, then he would be on the other side of the mountain, and we wouldn't really be able to help. Also, does Vokodo even care about the ships? Yeah. Hard to say. I think he does in terms of keeping people on the island, right? But why not just destroy them instead of hoarding them? Well, speaking as a hoarder myself, I've collected things all my life, and this gentleman Vokodo seems... I mean, I have a kinship with him, because he keeps a lot of wonderful, shiny objects around him at all times, and I've had that same passion my whole life, and if these ships are part of his collection, he won't want to part with them. He won't want to see them destroyed. And it seems he wants things of value, and a means of escaping the island are all of these people's valuable asset. Probably the only reason he does not have them in his chamber with him is because of their size, so he has them as close as possible, perhaps. Seems like the best bet, then. So, if we stay at that end, see if we can get the dragon turtle in the cave, doing damage. Dragon turtle, attacking the butthole. And then we can come in once that starts going down. And maybe if he doesn't come out, Vokodo isn't lured out, maybe then we can make the dragon turtle smaller and send him further up the bloodstream, maybe. Or grab him like a package and bring him in. That's insane, but it could work. But I like it. I like it, too. This is a great plan. This is a great plan! So maybe we make our way there tonight, and we camp on ships towards the rear of the impound lot near the entrance to the butthole? Okay. And time permitting, maybe we could even, if there's room in that vast cavern where the ships were, maybe we could sort of hide one off to the side for ourself? I would recommend we not be seen staging the territory, so to speak. We also have to control the water long enough to get a ship, a big ship, through, and not have the spell falter because then, goodbye ship. All right. Well, then, let's just get there. Okay. Yeah. All right, then. To Heaven's Fall. Heaven Falls? I gather we'll take a tree nearby where we camped the night before? Sure. Yeah. It's been a while. Thank you. Follow me. You see she rubs her hands, and takes a step towards one of the larger trees, just as you guys have stepped into the jungle past the elements where the wilds begin to wither and you bypassed the sentient, undead large trees that you had snuck past. Once you go watching.

Output:
- The group discussed the potential escape routes of a creature from a volcano and debated whether Vokodo would destroy or hoard the ships on the island.
- Elias explained his kinship with hoarders, suggesting Vokodo would protect the ships as part of his collection of shiny objects.
- The players formulated a plan to attack a dragon turtle in a cave to draw Vokodo out or damage the creature further up its bloodstream.
- They agreed to camp on ships near the rear of the impound lot and hide one vessel off to the side if space permitted.
- The Game Master directed the group to follow her to a tree near their previous campsite as they moved into the jungle.


Input: Where she's from, where she might go next? I do not have a very strong understanding of her as a person. Most of our dealings has been based around this business venture with the Paragon's Call. She has been my liaison on this continent for a good number of two years, just using the Call as a means of escorting caravans from Jrusar to Bassuras and wherever they take shit from beyond. While he's talking... I'm going to jump in the hole. I think I gave you the hole, so you can do what you like. I'm going to open the hole, and I'm going to unwrap Sarah, and start searching her pockets for the orb. Oh, that detects the ring? The ring... Because right before we left, Sarah planted the ring on... Otohan. Oh my god! That's true. The ring does have a radius, meaning it has to be within a, I think it was like a, I have to look it up again, like four miles-ish or so of the ring. Something like that. But it will show in that direction, yes. These airships take off slow. Yeah, so you pull the orb out, you look at it. It's dark. At least we know we're not being followed. More than four miles. She teleported away or something. She's on the moon now. I mean, with everything that went down, I would assume that... Otohan is probably not going to be particularly happy and the chances of you surviving another encounter with them is, well, you know. I can guarantee you that she's probably going to come and kill me, as well as the rest of you. She's not known for leaving loose ends, so the fact that we're even talking, the fact that I am gone, the fact that this is happening means that we all have pretty much agreed to sign each other's death warrants, so. It's nice to have something in common. Have you ever touched her? We've shaken hands, yes. But do you mean like emotionally, or like? Yeah, what did you mean? Well, sure. Well, I just meant because she... Was a projection? Yeah, yeah, I think so, but I feel like maybe she's... She has a thing she looked like, like when you've been hit in the head really hard and everything's just shaky, except it was just her doing it all the time. She can certainly cover a lot of ground. Do you know anything about... Never been hit so hard. All this like red moon shit? I know of the red moon. I have noticed a bit of conversation, but there are many individuals that carry strange superstitions and it wouldn't be entirely surprising if there was some sort of a cult somewhere in the Call. They seem to be very death obsessed, but... Do you have any superstitions? Not in particular. I'm not a man of faith. I've seen enough interesting, weird things in my life to know that most nothing makes much sense, so you get what you can with the.

Output:
- The DM explained that Sarah had served as a liaison for the Paragon's Call for two years, escorting caravans between Jrusar and Bassuras.
- Maeve searched Sarah's pockets and discovered a ring planted by Sarah on Otohan.
- The group realized the ring's detection radius was approximately four miles and observed that Sarah had teleported away.
- The DM warned that Otohan would likely retaliate by killing the group to eliminate loose ends.
- The party discussed Otohan's nature, speculating she might be a projection or unstable due to past trauma.
- The DM confirmed knowledge of the "red moon" and suspected a death-obsessed cult within the Paragon's Call.


Input: uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Domade? Yes. Can I, just ever so-- No, it's fine. Okay. Okay. I don't need to do that. You have knowledge of Aeor? Yes, it has been of particular interest to me and two other archivists over the past decade or so, since the ruins have been in conflict between the Dwendalian Empire and the Kryn Dynasty. A number of artifacts and various rumors have been swirling about. And for a brief time, it was available for research. Oh. Have you been there before? I have been. It has been a number of years since the Cerberus Assembly took complete control of the site, but I do know a bit. So they have control now? They do, and have had for a few years. Do you know of a way to get in to avoid them? I have not been there in some time, and I have not seen all of the ruins, only but a bit of it. But with enough care and foresight, I think we can probably get to some places safely. What are we doing? I don't know what exactly-- Oh. Maeve goes, thank you very much, Archivist Domade. Indeed, I appreciate you coming on such short notice. These are Bells Hells, they are powerful, strong-hearted, and to be deeply respected champions of the Exandrian Accord. Bingo. Ah. Very well, pleasure to meet each and every one of you. She goes, and they have just returned from Ruidus after a very successful infiltration and a series of espionage and sabotage missions and a series of espionage and sabotage missions upon the enemy and the Vanguard. Well, I'm very curious to hear what is on the moon. Wow. So what do you need from me? Your knowledge. Yeah, we probably need to know how to get to this place and-- What to expect when we're there. -- where to start looking. What to bring with us. Also, there seems to be a lot of gadgets like this on the moon. I point to the thingy. If you know anything about Ludinus, obviously that'd be good to know. I know of him. He is the highest archmage of the Cerberus Assembly. Mm. As of late, well, the Assembly has abandoned the Empire, more or less. It seems that him and a number of members have, how do you say, withdrawn? Do you know what they've done with the furniture at the-- A lot of it's mine. You did the furniture? Yeah. It's okay. I am not familiar with such furniture, my apologies. I'm sure that someone's making good use of it. Oh yeah. Of course. He pulls out a pair of glasses and puts them on. Thank you. (laughs) I'm sorry, Chet. I'm sorry. This is what breaks Chet. (laughs) That were-- I feel used. (laughs) Well. If the Cerberus Assembly is challenging to trust, given that many of them are believed to be aligned with the Ruby Vanguard and Ludinus, or secretly aiding its business, that definitely challenges the options of who we can speak to that might know more about what they are doing there and where he might be within. That being said, I believe there is one member, at the very least, that might be available for interrogation-- Oh. -- if

Output:
*   The party questioned Archivist Domade regarding the ruins of Aeor and the conflict between the Dwendalian Empire and the Kryn Dynasty.
*   Domade confirmed that the Cerberus Assembly now controls the site and offered cautious advice on how to navigate the ruins safely.
*   The group introduced themselves as Bells Hells and explained their recent successful missions on Ruidus to the archivist.
*   They specifically asked for knowledge on how to reach the location, what to expect, and what equipment to bring, mentioning the moon and Ludinus.
*   Domade identified Ludinus as the highest archmage of the Cerberus Assembly and noted that the Assembly has withdrawn from the Empire.
*   After a brief humorous exchange about furniture and the archivist putting on glasses, Domade suggested that one member of the Assembly might be available for interrogation.