Input: a two. Mm. Okay, so it's 3d10 bludgeoning, but halved. Oh, whew. I have 94 dice and I can't think straight right now. Thank you. I can't think about which one is which. Which one is which? Uh, that's a lot of dice. Seven. Eight. Eight and six, 14, so seven. You have a stadium of dice that get to watch, uh, watching. Yeah, yeah. It's crazy. And shame the other dice. No, but I'm so confused. "I would've done it better." They would. It's a full jury. You didn't do very well, so you're going in the penalty box. That one's going. The hefty ones do-- Penalty box. They cannot go in. Penalty box. Yes. Heavy ones go into the penalty box. Okay, so it's seven damage, that's it. Yep. But. So that is my action. Mm-hmm. I am going to use my-- Heh. Oop. Sorry. I've been dying to do it for an hour. He's not even sorry. I'm going to use my movement, the rest of my movement. Fuck, you guys, everything I thought I knew about the world is untrue. I don't want to be grouped up like that. No, it's probably fine. It's probably fine. It's probably fine. I'm so sorry, I rolled a little low. Hang on. We're about to beat their ass in a second, don't you worry. No. No, no, no. We're coming. How you doing? How you holding up? I'm cold. Cool, I-- You seem a little cold and lonely. I'm going to get you a friend. Continue. I'm-- Aw. I am going to use the-- What does that mean? Sorry? I said, "What does that mean?" Continue. I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I'm going to spend-- I'm going to move even further that way. Yeah. How far you want to go? You move across another dick of gems. Excellent. Does any information? You feel dick under your feet? Yes. If I had a nickel. But do I have any sensation of what those things are or any--? As you move across, you feel, you give it a little test, like, "What the shit is under my foot?" It feels crushable. As you lean into it, it feels like-- You know what? Go ahead and give me, what do I want this to be? Give me an insight check. 27. Oh, oh shit. The moment your heel brushes across the back of it, it feels like it brings a memory to mind. All of a sudden, your mind snaps to a conversation you had with her forever ago. to a conversation you had with her forever ago. But you don't press and you're keeping your eye on her and trying to figure out what's going on. So it's the beginning of your mind beginning to wander, and you snap and call it to attention as you cross over. Then for my final thing, as a bonus action, I'm going to spend one ki point to take the dodge action, just in case some shit goes down, because some shit's gone down-- Preventative dodge? -- and I was not prepared. A preventative dodge.

Output:
- Anjali struggled to count a large pile of dice while calculating damage, eventually settling on a result of seven.
- The group discussed the concept of a "penalty box" for heavy dice, with Anjali and Erica agreeing on the rule.
- Anjali expressed confusion about the world and decided to use her remaining movement to move further away from the group.
- Anjali moved across a "dick of gems" which triggered an insight check and a sudden memory of a past conversation.
- Finally, Anjali decided to spend a ki point to take the dodge action as a preventative measure against potential danger.


Input: ago. to a conversation you had with her forever ago. But you don't press and you're keeping your eye on her and trying to figure out what's going on. So it's the beginning of your mind beginning to wander, and you snap and call it to attention as you cross over. Then for my final thing, as a bonus action, I'm going to spend one ki point to take the dodge action, just in case some shit goes down, because some shit's gone down-- uh-- Preventative dodge? -- and I was not prepared. A preventative dodge. Yeah, so I believe that's all I got. Incredible. Now I get to go. Oh no. Mm-hmm, but why? The skittering gets much louder. Ooh, ooh, ooh! Ugh, ah. It's like the Jumanji spiders. They are like those real fat-body Jumanji spiders. Don't get Jumanji-ed. Thick! Thick. One here. Oh, you put the little gems on there. That's cute! Is that the one redeeming quality, as long as they're cute, you're fine with it? Yeah, yeah. I knew it, I knew it. Yeah, they're real cute, guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Opal is me, I am her. I am she. Ooh, I don't even have a spider thing and those are gross. And put one more back here. Oh, just a bunch of them. Just like a couple. There's a couple. There's so many of you and just a couple of me. No. They're fine. They enter onto the field, as all of you hear inside the bond and inside the world around you, the laughter. Those of you that have had time and interactions with the Spider Queen know her voice. You won't stop me from making her mine without killing her. So what are you all prepared to do? Because I will not die to that. And with that, that, you all feel a flash of red behind your eyes. Oh no. The spider way back over here is going to move to a little stack of dicks. Oh boy. Oh my god. Those gems. And reaches down and scoops them up. You all see they flash in the midday sun and crush them. Aw. Aw. You feel something go away forever. You know it in the moment as you lose it. There's a part of your past, you never really understood what your deal was with Ted. Who she was to you was your sister, but why did she disappear? Why was she inside you? Why did all of the events that brought you to these people, how did they all come to pass? There's a story you remember now, but how could you remember a thing that your mother told you and Ted when you were three years old as she tucked you in, shortly before she disappeared from your home and from your life in Byroden? There's a word, Aevilux, a splinter group. She tells a story, looking at you kindly with shining eyes, mismatched color. A long time ago, a group of people found something called a beacon. They learned from it some great entity or god, a concept that sought to know itself, to understand via experience in the world of Exandria, it split itself apart. This one found far away.

Output:
- Anjali activated a preventative dodge action using a ki point to prepare for potential combat.
- The group reacted with laughter and shock as the skittering sounds of spiders grew louder.
- AABRIA described the spiders as resembling fat Jumanji spiders, prompting comments about their cuteness and Opal's identity.
- The Spider Queen's voice echoed through the bond, declaring she would not die and threatening the party.
- A spider creature moved to a stack of items, crushed them, and caused the characters to feel a permanent loss related to their past.
- Anjali recalled a story from her childhood involving her mother, Ted, and a splinter group called Aevilux that discovered a beacon.


Input: a thing that your mother told you and Ted when you were three years old as she tucked you in, shortly before she disappeared from your home and from your life in Byroden? There's a word, Aevilux, a splinter group. She tells a story, looking at you kindly with shining eyes, mismatched color. A long time ago, a group of people found something called a beacon. They learned from it some great entity or god, a concept that sought to know itself, to understand via experience in the world of Exandria, it split itself apart. This one found far away. These people that worshiped Luxon, that's the word, the Luxon, found, created magics within themselves to split their own souls apart so that they could learn who they were via observation. Hmm, mm-hmm. As a child torn in two, you observe yourself, you learn who you are, what you like, what you want, what you need, your purpose, and then rejoin, find unity once more. Your mother was one of these people. Oh shit. So, Ted, Opal, Georgina, are you. You and Ted found each other again, reunited to something stronger than your wholes. You understand yourself because you understand Ted. Ted wants to protect you because she is protecting herself. Mm-hmm. She's not lost to you, she is you. You are something rare and magical in the world of Exandria, and the memory of that is gone forever, in the moment of knowing it. The other spiders skitter in, getting closer. Let's see. The rest of them are here. They're going to close a little bit. This one can get just a little closer. The one beside Dariax is not going to be able to get in and fight yet. They just appear on the field. You see, all of you, as they arrive on the field, they look between you as combatants, and those gems on the ground and in the trees and in the webs, unsure of their targets, but deciding between both. Do we see anything visibly happen to Opal as that is crushed or is that all internal? I will allow for Opal to respond in the telepathic bond, if you want to. Am I aware of having lost it? Yeah. But I can't recall the memory? Yes. So it's like-- It's like when you know you had a nightmare-- and then the moment you wake up, you're like, "That sucked, what was it?" Yeah, I think you hear: Ouch. Oh. That's it. Okay. Next up is Ted, and then Dariax. Oh, that's right, I'm in this. Buddy, you rolled very low. Dariax just wandered off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He didn't see what was happening. I'm finishing half a sandwich in the corner. What's up? One of those old meat pies we had from the-- Oh. Yeah. Some stuff. Thank you. Yep. Yeah, Ted knows a good target when she sees it. Just a fucking mess. She's going to round on you and make a pair of attacks. Ted, be nice. Does a 23 hit? Yes. Does 18? If it's the same, does it hit? Meets it beats it, yeah. Okay, gotcha, then yes. Okay. Let's get those two in. Oh wait,

Output:
*   Aabria revealed a backstory about the user's mother and Ted, explaining that they were part of a group that split their souls to learn from the entity Luxon in Exandria.
*   The party realized that Ted and the user were reunited souls who protected each other, though the specific memory of this bond was lost.
*   Spiders appeared on the field and began closing in on the group, with one spider near Dariax unable to fight yet.
*   The group discussed Opal's status regarding a crushed item, confirming she was aware of the loss but could not recall the memory.
*   Combat rolls were made for Ted, with Erica confirming that both the 23 and 18 results hit the target.
*   Dariax wandered off during the confusion, and the DM mentioned finishing a sandwich while the players laughed.


Input: corner. What's up? (laughter) One of those old meat pies we had from the-- Oh. Yeah. (laughs) Some stuff. Thank you. Yep. Yeah, Ted knows a good target when she sees it. Just a fucking mess. She's going to round on you and make a pair of attacks. Ted, be nice. Does a 23 hit? Yes. Does 18? If it's the same, does it hit? Meets it beats it, yeah. Okay, gotcha, then yes. Okay. ♪ Let's get those two in ♪ Oh wait, is that including your Hasted? Yes, I've took my AC's 20, yeah. Okay, so the 18 wouldn't hit then? The 18 doesn't hit. Oh! Yes! Yeah, okay. I was just looking at what I was looking at. No, you're good, you're good, you're good! Cool, cool, cool. Hell yeah. We love it. I don't think there is, is there? Yeah. It doesn't augment it. Yeah, it doesn't. It just tells you the spell, what it does. I only know how to read things that are there, you know what I mean? It's okay. That's how reading works. I'm pretty sure that that's what reading-- Cool. You're going to take 14 points of piercing damage from this dark blade. Whew. (sighs) Okay. Now I need you to make a concentration check to see if your Haste stays up. Oh god. So it is half damage, I think I said earlier it was the full damage. So you just have to beat a 10 with a constitution save. All right, well. Yeah, 19. Yeah, you're great. Yeah. So wait, okay, this is so small. Hell yeah. Yep. Okay, so I take 14 damage? Yep. Okay. She's going to do her best to try to get in and re-interpose herself between you and Opal. Her primary goal is to keep your attention on her and keep you away from Opal. Okay, and you said, sorry, to clarify, the spiders looked at the dick gems, and then also at us? (laughter) Yeah. Wondering what they should? Yes. But I looked at the dick gem and said, "Oh, that looks crushable"? (laughs) You did get a sense of submissive and crushable from these. Okay. But I think you see in the moment that you hear Opal say, "Ow," you have a vantage point on that spider in the back that lifted up and broke some of the gems that perhaps breaking the gems is bad for Opal. Okay, gotcha, no matter who does it. Great, gotcha. Cool, cool, cool, sick. Cool, cool, cool. That's Ted's turn. Dariax, you're up. Opal, you're on deck. Oh no. All right, seeing all this go down at the get-go, and then everyone rush in, there's a moment of (laughs) Dariax like: What's happening? Then looks over and sees this change in Opal that he still hasn't even processed since all this went down. There's this pang of worry and sadness that hits him, watching. There's this pang of worry and sadness that hits him, and he's like: Oh, Opal. He's saying this out loud, he doesn't understand how telepathy works. He's just-- Baby. My son. Baby. We're going to get you. Don't worry, we're going to get you. Right.

Output:
*   The group discussed target accuracy and confirmed that a roll of 18 would not hit an AC of 20.
*   AABRIA dealt 14 points of piercing damage to Erica via a dark blade, requiring a constitution save to maintain concentration.
*   Erica successfully rolled a 19 on her save, allowing her Haste spell to remain active.
*   The narrative clarified that spiders were attracted to the gems and that breaking them could be detrimental to Opal.
*   Dariax experienced a moment of worry and sadness upon seeing the change in Opal, though he did not understand the telepathic connection.
*   The group reassured Opal that they would rescue her as the turn passed to Dariax.


Input: seeing all this go down at the get-go, and then everyone rush in, there's a moment of Dariax like: What's happening? Then looks over and sees this change in Opal that he still hasn't even processed since all this went down. There's this pang of worry and sadness that hits him, uh, there's this pang of worry and sadness that hits him, and he's like: Oh, Opal. He's saying this out loud, he doesn't understand how telepathy works. He's just-- AABRIA: Baby. My son. ANJALI: Baby. DM: We're going to get you. Don't worry, uh, we're going to get you. Thank you, everybody, right? He's going to cast Bless at 2nd-level. AABRIA: Goddamn it! ROBBIE: uh, it's what I do. AABRIA: I hate it here. DM: So it's three, four, yeah. AABRIA: Yeah, pick your four. DM: No, it's us four here, we all have Bless on us. AABRIA: Okay. Not Cyrus, who said, "Yeah," from behind the tree? ANJALI: He's here, he's here. DM: Is Cyrus on the board? AABRIA: There's no Cyrus, he's not on, don't worry. ANJALI: Where is he? Okay. AIMEE: After all the handies, Cyrus? AABRIA: You know what? That's right. Can I get anyone that exists back there bring me anything for Cyrus? We got to-- DM: There might be some minis to your left over there. ANJALI: Would you like 900-- Would you like a die? AABRIA: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. DM: You can grab one of those. AABRIA: Okay. He's going to be one of these guys. He got a handjob, he's going to be a part of this. AIMEE: Did it mean nothing to you? ERICA: Oh my god. AABRIA: Give me a performance check. AIMEE: Oh boy. I don't know: Me or him? Oh fuck. AABRIA: I just want to know how good a job you did. AIMEE: Babe. AABRIA: He only rolled a three as initiative so I don't think it's great. AIMEE: Girl, like only a virgin knows how, that is a seven. AABRIA: Yeah! ROBBIE: Oh yeah. AABRIA: Yeah, yeah, yeah. ROBBIE: OTBHJ. ANJALI: Woohoo. ROBBIE: Dry, chafing. AABRIA: He's going to stay back here and be like-- ROBBIE: Yeah, bad. AABRIA: A three is about as far an initiative, he's like, "Mm, mm." DM: It's a 3rd-level Bless, I'm going to give it to him anyway. ERICA: Oh my god. ROBBIE: Oh man. ERICA: Wait, what does that mean for us? AIMEE: 1d4, I think. ANJALI: Yeah, it's d4, right or no? DM: You add a d4 to any attack rolls-- ERICA: Oh! DM: -- ability checks, or saving throws. ERICA: Oh my gosh. ANJALI: Ability checks, too, we like that. ERICA: Plus four attack. DM: All right, I'm going to be like: We're going to get you, girl, we're going to get you. How do we get her? What are we doing? DM: He's going to start panicking, and he's going to start rushing up to try and join the rest of them in the front. So he's going to start climbing up the side. Ha-- Woo-- I don't know what we're doing. What are we doing? ANJALI: Baby-- AABRIA: Where you going? Are you trying to get up here? DM: Yeah, get up on the edge there. AABRIA: All right, give me athletics or acrobatics. You're going to pass a little thing of dick gems on the way. DM: I have a 11 passive perception. Just goes: Ooh, pretty! And then keeps going. AABRIA: Baby. DM: Oh. That's a seven. ROBBIE:

Output:
- Dariax reacted with worry and sadness upon seeing the change in Opal, though he did not understand the telepathic communication.
- The DM cast a 2nd-level Bless spell on the group, and later clarified it could be a 3rd-level Bless given to a specific character.
- AABRIA and ANJALI interacted with the DM regarding Cyrus's presence, eventually accepting that he was not currently on the board.
- AIMEE performed a check for Cyrus's initiative, rolling a seven, which was celebrated by the group.
- The DM described a character panicking and climbing up the side to join the front, passing a passive perception check for "dick gems."
- The group discussed the mechanics of the Bless spell, noting the addition of a d4 to attack rolls and saving throws.


Input: and join the rest of them in the front. So he's going to start climbing up the side. Ha-- Woo-- I don't know what we're doing. What are we doing? Baby-- Where you going? Are you trying to get up here? Yeah, get up on the edge there. All right, give me athletics or acrobatics. You're going to pass a little thing of dick gems on the way. I have a 11 passive perception. Just goes: Ooh, pretty! And then keeps going. Baby. Oh. That's a seven. Uh-oh. Ay-yi-yi. What's more important to Dariax in this moment, making it up or preserving himself? Oh, making it up, he has no sense of self-preservation in this moment. Cool. Roll a d4 for me. Okay. Two. Yeah, yeah, you take two points of scrape-y damage. Ah, ow, ow, ow. A little bit on your palm. Ooh, it's the worst. That kind where you're just like, "Ah, it's fresh." Yeah, yeah. Aw, I hate it. Then, let's see, as a bonus action, he's going to look over at Dorian across the way after he's been plucked and held in the air, be like: Don't worry, we all believe in you. You're our fearless leader and you can do this. Oh, what? He's going to give him a d6 bardic inspiration die. Yeah! Taken a few levels of training up under his buddy here. Aw, baby boy. Baby boy. Little baby boy. I told you, pursuing a life in the arts isn't worth it! I've done nothing worth anything, so I'm not changing anything in my trajectory. You hear a guitar string go. Yeah. Okay, thank you. Incredible. That's going to be my turn. Aw, shit. Perfect. Opal. Now, does Ted, do we have the same abilities? No, Ted has a different skillset than you. I think it's still worth it. I'm standing close enough to her, right? I'm standing pretty close? Mm-hmm. Within five feet? Yeah, you're within melee. She keeps interposing herself between you and very specifically Morrighan. Okay, I'm going to say: Ted, first of all, you look great. Second of all, I know you're just trying to help. But I'm going to cast Darkness on both of us. So Darkness is an AoE. What does that mean? So you pick a point in the world to cast it on. Right where I am and she is. Amazing. How big is the AoE? How big is your Darkness? I get to use. I'll tell you. Thank you. I'm so happy. Oh. This is so good, I never get to play with these. Okay, so 15-foot radius. 15 radius. Mm, no. Centered entirely on you. That's going to catch everyone. Oh no. Oh no. Do any of you have the ability to see through magical darkness? Magical darkness? No. Not darkvision. Yeah. No, I don't. I do. Aw, you creep. That's awesome! How long have you been planning this? My god. Fuck me! I love it. I

Output:
- A character climbed the side of a structure and took two points of scrape-y damage after failing an athletics check.
- The player described the character Dariax as lacking self-preservation and receiving a bardic inspiration die from Dorian.
- The group discussed the mechanics of a spell, with Aimee deciding to cast Darkness centered on herself and Morrighan.
- It was revealed that Ted possessed the ability to see through magical darkness while the other players did not.
- The session ended with laughter and a declaration that the Darkness spell would catch everyone present.


Input: I never get to play with these. Okay, so uh 15-foot radius. 15 radius. Mm, no. Centered entirely on you. That's going to catch everyone. Oh no. Oh no. Do any of you have the ability to see through magical darkness? Magical darkness? No. Not darkvision. Yeah. No, I don't. I do. Oh no. Yeah, you do. Aw, you creep. That's awesome! How long have you been planning this? My god. Fuck me! I love it. I get the Paul Hollywood handshake, my sweaty fucking hand. Yeah! Just like-- watch that's legit. With all the love in my heart: Fuck 'em up. Aw. Well, I was just trying to get Ted not to fuck 'em up. No no. But I think that's the only thing I can do, and I burned a spell slot, one of my three. Does that mean we can't see? You can't see shit. You can't see anything. We're essentially blind. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's all I can do except for move. Okay. I don't want to move, because if I move-- Why not? Well, let me ask you this, so it's 15-foot radius, if I move-- So it's technically a static-- Look, I understand I've tried to cheese this a lot where you're like, "I put it on my body "so I'm always the center of it." Technically, it's a fixed point in the world. Okay. So then I'm definitely not going to move, right, because-- So you can move around and stay in-- Within-- Where you dropped it is where this is, it's not going to move with you. So you can move, you will not provoke opportunity attacks. Well, then I would say that, uh I mean, I don't want to, but for the purposes of this, I would probably move us there so we could get a good shot of everyone. Perfect. Oh yeah. You're there. Yeah, okay, gotcha. Yeah, Ted's going to stay and keep doing the damn thing. So is that still in darkness? Can she? Yes. Yeah. And am I in darkness? You are not in darkness. But everybody else is gone. But what you do see is a big old dome of dark. A void. You cannot see inside it. They can't see me, but I can see them? Correct. You have perfect vision on everyone. Shit. But do you know what you do have? What? You got a little buddy. gasp Oh. Your familiar can act on this turn. I don't want to. I need you to kill them. Okay, well. I don't know what my familiar can do, actually. Can my familiar do anything, or what can it do? It's a spider. I need to pee so bad already. Just go pee. Go pee. No, I don't want to miss anything! Go pee, you're good. No, we're going to watch. Don't wanna miss a thing. What? If you pee now, you won't miss anything because we're just looking up Find Familiar works. Look really slow, okay? I can't miss a thing.

Output:
- Aimee and the group discussed the mechanics of a 15-foot radius spell centered on a specific point in the world.
- Aabria clarified that the spell creates a static dome of magical darkness that does not move with the caster.
- Aimee decided to move her character to the center of the dome to gain a tactical advantage for attacking the enemies.
- The group confirmed that Aimee retained perfect vision of the enemies while they were blinded inside the darkness.
- Aabria suggested that Aimee's familiar, a spider, could act on the current turn to kill the enemies.
- Anjali requested a break to use the restroom, which the DM humorously acknowledged with song lyrics.


Input: well. I don't know what my familiar can do, actually. Can my familiar do anything, or what can it do? It's a spider. I need to pee so bad already. Just go pee. Go pee. No, I don't want to miss anything! Go pee, you're good. No, we're going to watch. Uh, don't wanna miss a thing. What? If you pee now, you won't miss anything because we're just looking up how Find Familiar works. Look really slow, okay? Oh, here. Uh, I can't miss a thing. Well, I got that. Don't piss long. Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah. I don't even know where to go. Your familiar acts independently, but obeys your command. Oh my god, what's happening is so cool right now. Whoa! Sweet. It can't attack, but it can take other actions as normal. Correct. The dick gems are sentient. I will say, an important thing for your familiar is it can deliver touch spells on your behalf. They're talking to us. So you can set up future things if you want with it. Okay. Also, you can use it to give yourself the help action. Oh. So that when you attack something, you attack it with advantage, which you're already doing because nothing can see anything. So then I guess I will go to, because she's not here, thankfully, she can't hear me do it. Can I have my familiar make some movement towards Fy'ra Rai? Okay. Yeah. I don't know where it is. Let's get you a little guy. I ran out of normal tiny spiders because I used them all. Where did I find the little one? Them all? Huh? You used them all? I used them all; I could've used a different boy. It's funny, I'm going to bring out a very big guy. Please don't do that. Ooh, okay, I understand, we all understand emotionally that it's a spider, but I'm going to use this really cute little squirrel. Cute, oh my gosh. Squirrel? He's a little guy. Squirrel! Yeah. Squirrel's going to get, oop, right up next to Fy'ra Rai. Spider squirrel, uh-oh. Spider squirrel. Spider squirrel? Uh-huh. Spider squirrel, girl. So Opal's familiar just crawled out of the darkness and is looking up at you and does the little hairy jumping spider, like hissing. Can I do anything or that's the whole turn? That's it, that's your turn. Does it look fierce? Does it look like it's-- I think it's just a tiny baby spider. -- on my side or not? It's got cute eyes. You know what? Insight check. Ooh. Aw, look at the guy. That's perfect. And a little dick. Oh my god, it really does. You did that. Blame Dani, we were trying to come up with an array that you all could see. 22. Oh. 22. 22. Dani's like, "They can see dicks." You see that this thing has never attacked you, probably cannot attack you, but is trying to set up something for the future. Oh no. So is not

Output:
- Anjali expressed confusion about her familiar's capabilities and urgency to leave, while Aabria and Aimee encouraged her to go.
- Aabria clarified the rules for the Find Familiar spell, explaining it can deliver touch spells and take the help action for advantage.
- Aabria revealed she had run out of spider miniatures and decided to use a cute squirrel model instead to represent the familiar.
- The group observed the new squirrel familiar crawling up to Fy'ra Rai, noting its non-threatening nature and cute appearance.
- Anjali rolled a 22 on an Insight check, successfully perceiving that the familiar was not attacking but preparing for future actions.
- The session concluded with the group laughing about the "dick gems" and the humorous choice of a squirrel over a spider.


Input: You know what? Insight check. uh uh AIMEE Ooh AABRIA Aw look at the guy ROBBIE That's perfect AABRIA And a little dick AIMEE Oh my god it really does AABRIA Yeah AIMEE You did that AABRIA Blame Dani we were trying to come up with an array that you all could see ANJALI 22 AIMEE Oh ANJALI 22 AABRIA 22 AIMEE Dani's like They can see dicks AABRIA You see that this thing has never attacked you probably cannot attack you but is trying to set up something for the future ANJALI Oh no AABRIA So is not necessarily friendly to you this is not it going like please help my mistress ANJALI Above I don't know what do you call it Above table above game in a way watching things Do we know how Do we know what happens to her familiar if it goes under zero hit points if it dies AIMEE I think it dies or just go away let me see AABRIA It goes away this is a thing that happened before I believe in Kymal AIMEE Yeah ANJALI Oh that's right AABRIA Yeah it goes away and then she has to spend an hour re-summoning it and I'm pretty sure Opal's bitched about how hard it is ANJALI Excellent okay fantastic AABRIA But it's fine Perfect yeah at the bottom of the order Cyrus goes I can't see anything uh thanks you AABRIA Hey bro ROBBIE Yes yes AABRIA Bro can you hear me it's dark in there thanks you ROBBIE I am blind not deaf yes go on AABRIA You're in it's dark where you are ROBBIE Urine there's urine somewhere AIMEE AABRIA Like a little bit but we don't have to talk about it right now I'll get it in a second I'm very nervous ROBBIE It's okay I'm scared too AABRIA Yeah what do you want me to do ROBBIE I don't know what do you see around you AABRIA Big-ass black bubble ROBBIE Whoa bubble don't punch the bubble AABRIA You want me to punch the bubble ROBBIE No don't punch the bubble AABRIA I can shoot it with my arrow ROBBIE No no don't ERICA All of us in unison AABRIA Yeah ERICA No AABRIA He turns okay okay okay what do I do ROBBIE Kill a spider in general they're bad AABRIA Okay he's going to peek around this corner and come all the way over here ROBBIE Yeah AABRIA And unleash on this spider in front him ERICA Hell yeah hell yeah AABRIA He's still level six AIMEE Oh no ROBBIE What ROBBIE He hasn't learned anything ROBBIE He would not be a himbo if he had learned a lesson ANJALI He was too busy getting handjobs AABRIA Frankly I think it's crazy that Dariax is so high level ANJALI He was too busy spending time trying to allow Opal to give bad handies AABRIA Yeah DM He was level 10 but the handy was so bad AIMEE She's learning AABRIA It just busted his ass back down to six AIMEE Not good ANJALI I can't unsee that I can't unfeel that AIMEE Not good ROBBIE How do you do ANJALI Oh gosh AABRIA You see hi None of you see anything Fy'ra Rai ANJALI Yes AABRIA You actually see Cyrus unleashes a bow and it glances off the big bubble butt of this spider AIMEE Bubble butt bubble butt harmlessly The spider rears back and he's like fuck ROBBIE

Output:
- The group discussed the mechanics of a familiar dying, confirming that it would vanish and require an hour to re-summon, a situation previously noted by Opal in Kymal.
- Robbie, playing Cyrus, expressed confusion about the darkness in his environment while the DM described a large black bubble and a spider.
- Despite warnings not to attack the bubble, Robbie decided to shoot the spider with an arrow, which glanced harmlessly off the creature's rear.
- The group joked about the character Dariax's high level, attributing it to spending time on "bad handies" which had recently reduced his level back to six.
- Fy'ra Rai was mentioned as a character who could not see anything, contrasting with Cyrus who witnessed the failed attack on the spider.


Input: Yeah! He was level 10, but the handy was so bad. She's learning. Uh, it just busted his ass back down to six. Not good. I can't unsee that, I can't unfeel that. Not good. How do you do? Oh gosh. You see hi-- None of you see anything. Fy'ra Rai. Yes. You actually see Cyrus unleashes a bow and it glances off the big bubble butt of this spider-- bubble butt, harmlessly. Thank you. The spider rears back, and he's like, "Fuck." Do better! Help. Watching. Help, help. He is staring at you going, "Help, help." The spider hasn't moved, he's just nervous about the future. And we are back up to the top. Morrighan, you're up, it is dark as shit. It's dark as shit. Did I see where Fy'ra was before? Wait, hold on. There's one more thing I want to do. Oh, okay. I always forget between rounds. Classic, classic. We're at round two now. It's dark. Uh-oh. Aw. A wisdom save? Oh my god. 18. No. Hold on, why can't I add? I don't know. 18, exactly 18. 12 plus six is 18. Okay, perfect. 12 plus six is 18, you're perfect. Oh, you got to be-- Meets it beats it. Oh, plus everybody gets four. All of us get four-- Oh yeah, yeah. Because of Bless. You do all get a plus four on saves. Not you, Opal. It's okay. But you made it, so you're okay. 26. Oh, 18. 26. Yeah, you make it. Oh wait. Plus four or plus a d4? Plus a d4, oh sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. It wasn't 26, it was 22. Oh, DM. That's just on attack rolls. Oh, buddy. Attack rolls and-- 19. and saving throws. 26. 19, 19. 19. 18 minus one, plus two, baby. Yay! Yeah. Thanks, bud. 17, minus one. No. Oh, plus? Plus one, so 17. Yay. All right. We've got it. I think we might've cracked this. Yep. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, are within 10 feet of me? I am. You have plus three to-- Anyone within 10 feet of me gets a plus three bonus to all saving throws. Yeah! Yay! Yeah! Aura of Protection, baby! 20, baby! Hell yeah! Paladin power! Let's go! Appreciate that! Love it. It's in the rules! It's in the rules. It's in the rules! The rules of the game say I can do this. That's awesome. Hell yeah. Incredible. I finally got a decent roll. You all feel something wash over you. A sense of helplessness, of momentum shifting. You reach towards the magic that you share with one another and shake it off. It is artificial and foreign to you, pressed on you by the magic of the Spider Queen that is trying to get you to leave Opal alone. Back up to the top. Morrighan, you're up. Did I

Output:
- The group discussed a previous failed attack where a character was hit, reducing their level, and then moved to the current round of combat.
- Aria announced that everyone needed to make a Wisdom saving throw against a difficulty of 18, which caused some confusion regarding dice calculations.
- Erica utilized her Aura of Protection ability to grant a bonus to all allies within 10 feet, significantly improving their saving throw results.
- The players successfully passed their saves, and Aria described the sensation of the Spider Queen's magic being shaken off by the group.
- The DM confirmed that the players had cracked the current situation and shifted the momentum back in their favor.
- The turn ended with Morrighan's player, Erica, preparing to act as the darkness persisted.


Input: in the rules. It's in the rules! The rules of the game say I can do this. That's awesome. Hell yeah. Incredible. I finally got a decent roll. Uh, you all feel something wash over you. A sense of helplessness, of momentum shifting. You reach towards the magic that you share with one another and shake it off. It is artificial and foreign to you, pressed on you by the magic of the Spider Queen that is trying to get you to leave Opal alone. Back up to the top. Morrighan, you're up. Did I see where Fy'ra was before we all got dark? Yes. So I did? Mm-hmm. Could I roughly estimate that perhaps I wanted to rabbit hop over to her? You could try. All right. I'm going to go, I'm going to yell out. Have you ever jumped in the pure dark? It's not a matter— Absolutely, I'm in Kymal all the time. It's dark all the time, and I'm in vaults, and those are dark. So yeah, obviously. Thank you. Pew, pew, pew! That's confidence! Obviously. I move in the darkness. I slither, I slide. And hop! I half believe it. She hippity-hops. "I slither, I slide." I hippity-hop and I pop. I slip and slide, it's dark in there. Casinos are all dark and seedy. You know how it goes. The Maiden's Wish was dark all the time. They had electrical issues. Do we have electricity? Yeah. In Exandria? On a small scale. I could make and AMF in the dark. Okay. In Whitestone. No, you're good. Sorry. No, you're good, you're good, you're good. The flames were bad. The candles were wet all the time. The candles were so wet! Why? Okay, I'm going to have you make an acrobatics check with disadvantage to bunny hop. Oh my god. It's not a matter of can you figure out how to jump, it's, the hard thing about jumping is knowing how to prep yourself to land when you don't see where you're going. What if I Misty Step? Does that change it? Yeah. Oh! Okay. I'm going to Misty Step then. I'm going to use my-- Yeah. I'm going to use my bonus action. Can I yell out to Fy'ra? Can I just yell out to her to place her with my big old ears that I have? Oh hold on. It does say, "You teleport up to 30 feet "to an unoccupied space that you can see." That does present a problem. All right, I'm going to-- A little blind jumpity jump or you can try to blind Misty Step. You know what? I just might hurt you to do it. I only have a plus two acrobatics, so that's why I'm like-- My athletics is really good. Yeah, this is more of a stick the landing so you don't give yourself a stinger in your big old bunny ankles. Wait, do I have, because of my Vow of Enmity, or because of Haste do I have-- No, that's just on attack. You get to add a d4

Output:
- Aabria clarified the rules regarding the Spider Queen's magic and instructed the players to move back to the top.
- Erica attempted to estimate Fy'ra's location to perform a rabbit hop through the darkness.
- The group discussed the darkness of the Maiden's Wish and the lack of electricity in Exandria.
- Aabria required Erica to make an acrobatics check with disadvantage to land the bunny hop safely.
- Erica proposed using Misty Step to avoid the blind jump, but Aabria noted the teleportation rules required a visible target.
- Erica expressed concern about her low acrobatics bonus while discussing the risk of injuring her bunny ankles.


Input:
to-- A little blind jumpity jump or you can try to blind Misty Step.
You know what? I just might hurt you to do it.
I only have a plus two acrobatics, so that's why I'm like-- My athleics is really good.
Yeah, this is more of a stick the landing so you don't give yourself a stinger in your big old bunny ankles.
Wait, do I have, because of my Vow of Enmity, or because of Haste do I have-- No, that's just on attack.
You get to add a d4 to it, though.
Add a d4.
Oh! Okay, okay. That's it, that's it.
I'll roll at disadvantage.
Oh no, that's--
Just to see how it goes.
I think it is.
Yeah. It's not a skill check.
No, it's not! It's attack rolls and saves.
Saving rolls, you're right. So now you don't do anything.
Thank you.
-- 10, 11, 12 plus-- Oh wait is it d4?
d4. Yep, you're right.
That's a d4.
Don't add a d4, I was wrong.
No, you don't add a d4 to this.
Oh. I was wrong. That was me. I was wrong.
Yeah, it's all good.
That's a 12.
I never remember how Bless works.
Yeah.
Then, that's a eight. Yeah. 12 and an eight.
So total an eight?
So an eight, yeah.
Okay. You go to bound out and away.
Eight plus two.
No, six, seven, eight.
Oh, like I said. Okay.
Yeah, like we said. Like you said.
I feel like that's a great roll.
You bound out and away. You get clear of it and you're like, "Jumped a little higher than I thought." Gonna land a little harder than you thought.
Okay.
Go ahead and roll a d8 for me.
Okay.
I'm going to use the die equivalent to the roll you made.
A five.
Take five points of damage.
Cool, but do I land near her?
Yeah, you can land exactly where you were headed.
Amazing.
It's just a matter of having that problem of like, "Oh my god."
Absolutely, that's totally fine.
Stinger.
That puts me at, oh god, oh wait.
79. Okay.
I literally cannot count, you don't understand. It's so bad.
That's okay.
I have squirrel brain.
You're doing great.
Okay, so I'm right next to Fy'ra.
Yep.
Correct? Okay, great. I am going to-- I feel-- Sorry, for a little bit of flavor, I am really thinking about what Ted said. Honestly, it's kind of negated by the fact that they threw the first punch, for sure, by sucker punching Fy'ra. But also, why was that my first reaction? I feel the blood and I can't even see it, and it's so sticky. It just feels really wrong and bad and I'm sitting there waiting for the Matron of Ravens to, I don't know, say something to me. But I need to do something other than make something bleed. So I hop over to Fy'ra, and I look at her and I take my hand and I slam it on her arm and I heal her with my Lay on Hands pool.

Output:
- Erica decided to attempt a blind jump using Misty Step, citing her high athletics score over her low acrobatics.
- The group debated whether a d4 bonus from Haste or Vow of Enmity applied, eventually concluding it was not a skill check and the bonus was incorrect.
- Erica rolled a 12 and an 8 for her check, while Aabria calculated the damage from landing as five points.
- Despite the damage, Erica successfully landed near Fy'ra, feeling sticky blood and the gravity of the situation.
- Erica reflected on the Matron of Ravens and her reaction to the sucker punch, ultimately choosing to heal Fy'ra using her Lay on Hands pool.


Input: the first punch, for sure, by sucker punching Fy'ra. But also, why was that my first reaction? I feel the blood and I can't even see it, and it's so sticky. It just feels really wrong and bad and I'm sitting there waiting for the Matron of Ravens to, I don't know, thank you, say something to me. But I need to do something other than make something bleed. So I hop over to Fy'ra, and I look at her and I take my hand and I slam it on her arm and I heal her with my Lay on Hands pool. Thank you. Amazing. I'll heal you for as much as you're damaged. That's a lot, are you sure? Is that 30? It's 31. It's fine, yeah. All right. Slick. Let's go. Yeah. What is 65 minus 31? Who could say? 34. 34. Name your names, you know? Name your names. That's going to live inside of my body in a really fun way. Name your names. It's a challenge. 31, right? It's an opportunity. Yeah. 31, okay. I'm going to say, I'm going to look at her and say, maybe you can bring this to a less bloody conclusion than I would. Then do I have another action? Because you're hasted. Because of my haste? Yeah. Man, I need to get some fucking Haste. Is that little spider fucker, is he near me? Yeah. Great. I'm going to stab him. Stabby stab, stab. Stabby, stab. Great. I'm going to stab-- That's her familiar. I don't care! Okay, I'm just saying. It's not Opal. It's not Opal, it's a spider. All I'm going to say, you can absolutely do it, but if you, watching, going off of your stated intent to find something other to do, than to make something bleed. Yeah. I will say you have an opportunity to commune with your deity. Oh, the Raven Queen. Yes. Or, right behind you is a big old dick of gems. Yeah. Well, I don't want to crush the gems. Right, crushing isn't the only option. You felt, again, as your foot passed over it you're like, "What magical shit is happening right here?" Okay, what do I with though? Wait, what do I do with it other than crush it? Could I have responded to her? Wear it. Sure, yeah. You turn to her, you're like, "What the fuck do I do with that dick of gems?" I will say, as you heal me, save some of it for Opal, we will need it. Get as many gems as you can. Okay. Okay. I'll hop, I'll go walk over to the gems. There's one literally right behind you. It's a matter of turning around. Oh, I can't see. Oh yeah, sorry. It's also on the screen-- You've got a little grouping right here behind you. -- over there if it helps. Okay. Then I'm going to reach down and try to grab them, I guess. You reach out and grab them and you pull them away from this sticky spider web. Yeah. As you take them into you and you hold them, and your intention here is to protect them? Yeah. Not break them. There is

Output:
*   The character healed Fy'ra using a Lay on Hands pool after realizing their initial violent reaction felt wrong.
*   The group discussed the healing amount, settling on 31 points of damage restored.
*   The character attempted to stab a spider familiar but was corrected that it belonged to another player.
*   The character was offered an opportunity to commune with the Raven Queen or interact with a cluster of gems behind them.
*   The character decided to protect the gems rather than crush them and successfully reached out to grab them from a sticky spider web.
*   The character was advised to save some healing resources for Opal while they secured the magical gems.


Input: you. It's a matter of turning around. uh oh, I can't see. um oh yeah, sorry. it's also on the screen-- thank you you've got a little grouping right here behind you. -- over there if it helps. okay. then I'm going to reach down and try to grab them, I guess. you reach out and grab them and you pull them away from this sticky spider web. uh yeah. you reach out and grab them and you pull them away from this sticky spider web. as you take them into you and you hold them, and your intention here is to protect them? yeah. not break them. there is something in that intention and in that choice that triggers a memory. watching amazed revelation. you understand suddenly that you are holding on to some portion of Opal, a bond between the two of you. something that, if destroyed by the Spider Queen or her minions, she will lose forever, and part of it is her connection to you. you think back to when you were still floating so slowly on the brumestone platform. slowly grinding gears. laughter. you had all given up your huffing and puffing and doggy piling behind and it's just of a quiet moment. the rest of the group is sleeping, and you had an opportunity to quietly talk. at this point, that raven that you know was connected to the Matron of Ravens has flown away, but there's something in the feeling inside of you. you have not been selected, you haven't made a choice yet, but the connection you feel is there. you have an opportunity as the sun drops behind the mountains to speak quietly and calmly. can I ask you a question? yeah. when you-- when you took that vestige, how did you know it was the right thing to do? oh, I didn't. I kind of-- it was the thing to do at the time. I don't think we ever really know. but, it doesn't feel bad to have a purpose. exhales heavily. that's all I've wanted my entire life. exhales heavily. you're so good at so many things. I don't know. I see you and everyone else and it's just-- I wouldn't have survived without you. oh yes you would have. I mean, you survived in that dump for all these years. it was pretty bad. yeah. I don't know, I know it's hard and you're going through a lot, but, I just want you to know that I think you're really cool. oh my gosh, I think you're really cool! if I could just have a little bit of your personality, you're so confident. I mean, not in this moment, but usually you're confident and just so sexy, and that's-- but more than anything else, it kind of seems like, I don't know, like you have an inner strength that I don't have. not yet. I'm still young. but I mean, you're young too. oh my god. laughter. I can't! I can't. lingering laughter. you know, when I first saw you at the Maiden's Wish, I thought, oh no. another pretty girl. but then I got to know you and I was like, oh wait, actually, if we put our heads together, we can do anything, and look good doing it. I love that for us. I know that sounds really stupid. no! but, there's nothing like being underestimated. under promise. over deliver. I like that. me too. I think you're

Output:
- The characters successfully retrieved an item from a sticky spider web, triggering a revelation about a bond with Opal.
- A memory was triggered regarding a quiet moment on a brumestone platform while the rest of the group slept.
- The character Aimee admitted she did not know if taking a vestige was the right choice, but felt it gave her purpose.
- Erica expressed deep gratitude, stating she would not have survived without the help of the others.
- Aimee complimented Erica's confidence and inner strength, noting that they could accomplish anything together.
- The two characters agreed on the philosophy of under-promise and over-deliver, sharing a moment of mutual appreciation.


Input: Oh my god. Uh, laughter. I can't! I can't. Lingering laughter. You know, when I first saw you at the Maiden's Wish, I thought, oh no. Another pretty girl. But then I got to know you and I was like, oh wait, actually, if we put our heads together, we can do anything, and look good doing it. I love that for us. I know that sounds really stupid. No! But, there's nothing like being underestimated. Under promise. Over deliver. I like that. Me too. I think you're really pretty, too. I think we're both pretty in like different ways. Totally. So it actually really balances it out. Absolutely, yeah. Yeah. Hey, I think you're so good at so many different things. If this doesn't feel like the right purpose for you, then maybe it's just a purpose for a season. You don't have to stick to it. I mean, I have to stick to this. It's stuck to my head. I've tried to take it off. It's on there. It's on there good, yeah. Then she shows her real look, and it's just gruesome. Oh, oh my god. Yeah, sorry. Morri, it's getting a little infected. What? It's getting a little infected. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, I'm trying my best. But if you just need someone to give you permission to just follow your heart, you have it. Thank you, Opal. You're welcome. You feel yourself move back from that. Those gems that you claimed here the Spider Queen can never take, and Opal keeps a pillar of her personality and a connection to you. Aw, that's so cute. Who are you saying that to? Aw, that's so sweet. I don't know, I'm just holding these gems! Aw! You just hear: Under promise-- Over deliver. Aw, and I look and I see her blood on these dick gems. I'm like, how could I have done that to her? How could I have hurt her like that? Yeah. Okay. Anything else? I don't think-- Scrillion points of movement, if you're trying to-- Oh yeah, I have a septillion point. be somewhere else. Yeah. I'm next to Fy'ra. I actually think I'm good, question mark? I'm out of the dark, right? Yeah, you're good. Okay. Yeah, sure. I'll just hang out. The question mark killed me, that was great. See what happens. I'm on it today. Amazing. Dorian, you're up. Fy'ra Rai, you're on deck. After this deep, true, feminine bonding-- Cyrus was in the background of that flashback like-- It's bad. All of you saw that across the telepathic bond. Aw! The moment you interacted with those gems-- So sweet-- you triggered the memory of it between the two of you, but because you are all telepathically bonded, it is something you all-- That's cool. Love that. Those of you that weren't there get a new thing. So some of you have that strange instance of: Oh, I was asleep right there, but now I'm getting a different viewpoint of it. Wow. Which is weird. Oh. Do

Output:
*   Aimee and Erica engaged in a heartfelt conversation about their friendship, mutual beauty, and the concept of under-promising and over-delivering.
*   The group noticed that a character named Morri had an infected wound, prompting concern and a discussion about the "real look" being gruesome.
*   Opal provided emotional support and permission to follow one's heart, while Aria explained how the gems claimed from the Spider Queen remained safe.
*   Erica expressed shock upon seeing blood on the gems and questioned how she could have hurt the character involved.
*   Aria announced that a telepathic bond allowed all players to view a memory of the gem interaction, even those who were asleep during the event.
*   The session concluded with players confirming their positions, with Erica moving next to Fy'ra Rai and Dorian being called up.


Input: saw that across the telepathic bond. Aw! The moment you interacted with those gems-- So sweet. -- you triggered the memory of it between the two of you, but because you are all telepathically bonded, it is something you all-- That's cool. -- can and did see. Love that. Those of you that weren't there get a new thing. So some of you have that strange instance of: Oh, I was asleep right there, but now I'm getting a different viewpoint of it. Wow. Which is weird. Oh. Do I have anything else I can do? Can I yell something? Oh sure! Sure, sure, sure. Okay. Because it wasn't intuitive for me to grab the gems, I was going to stab them, which is very much where Morrighan's head is. But I'll just yell: Grab as many jewels as you can! That's what I said! (laughter) I was just saying it louder! Not Fy'ra Rai being so bossy, I love it. Oh my god. I don't know who to listen to! I can't see shit! We heard "Bossy Genasi" up top and she went-- We're saying the same thing! I am just being on brand! Oh my god. (laughs) Bossy Genasi is apparently my name now. Oh my god. Obsessed. Incredible. Love it. Hey, bud. I'm going to fly straight up. Oh my god. Yes! In the darkness. That's smart. Ascend out of the dome. Yeah, yeah. Is that okay? It's 15-foot, a dome of influence? Oh my god, DM, you've got so much cool shit! That's what I leave them there for. Look at that! I love it. I love it here! I'm going to-- I've always put Dorian on a pedestal. -- traverse it a little. Now I can see, and I go: Huh! (laughs) (laughter) I've got so much, I am weighed down with so much shit, but I fish around in my backpack for this little mandolin that my boy Dariax gave me. Oh! I strum a beautiful harmonic tune, and with my Canaith mandolin, I'm going to cast Dispel Magic on the Darkness. Oh! Baby! So, I think that just works? What level is Darkness? 5th-level. Oh fuck! That might not work. 5th-level, but you can do 7th. 5th-level? I'm sorry, do you think we came to fucking play? I didn't know it was 5th-level. I don't think I've got that capability. Let me-- All right, is that-- What if I Googled anything to help. I also have it, I can-- I think you roll for it to see if you dispel that. I think it is a roll. It's a roll. It's a roll. Please pass the rolls. Anyone know that? I heard piss. I heard piss, too. I did, too. Yeah! Please piss the rolls. I simply won't. Please piss the rolls. I've never played D&D, so it's pretty exciting to see this for the first time. Oh no, I don't have that. Oh, oh, oh. Yeah. You're going to make an ability check using your spellcasting ability. The DC equals 10 plus the spell's level. On a successful check, the spell ends. What

Output:
- AABRIA explained that interacting with gems triggered a shared telepathic memory for the bonded group.
- ERICA decided to yell "Grab as many jewels as you can!" to coordinate the others, earning the nickname "Bossy Genasi."
- ROBBIE flew upward to ascend out of the darkness dome and used a Canaith mandolin given by Dariax to cast Dispel Magic.
- The group realized the Darkness spell was 5th-level, which exceeded ROBBIE's current spellcasting capability.
- AABRIA instructed ROBBIE to make an ability check using his spellcasting ability to see if the spell would be dispelled.
- Several players jokingly asked each other to "piss the rolls" while AIMEE confirmed the mechanics of the spell ending on a successful check.


Input: It's a roll. Please pass the rolls. Anyone know that? I heard piss. I heard piss, too. I did, too. Yeah! Please piss the rolls. I simply won't. Please piss the rolls. I've never played D&D, so it's pretty exciting to see this for the first time. Oh no, I don't have that. Oh, oh, oh. Yeah. You're going to make an ability check using your spellcasting ability. The DC equals 10 plus the spell's level. On a successful check, the spell ends. What do I do here? Okay. So it would be-- You can cast Counterspell. Yeah, but-- Sorry, I'm confused. So he's going to roll for something. Yes, he's going to make an attempt, there's nothing you can do. For sure. Then what does it have to beat? Is it my spell attack? 10 plus the spell's level, so it's going to be 15. Oh, a 15. It's the ability check. Yeah. So, you roll and add your charisma. Oh, I roll a what? You add your charisma. You roll a d20 and add your charisma. Plus-- Add my charisma. Okay. Then I don't have a reaction until I find out what that is? You can see it happening. So you're like, oh, you're casting magic. You can Counterspell it if you want. I'm flying over it. But what if it doesn't work? We'll see. We'll find out. Hiya! It bounced. That doesn't count. Hiya. Same roll. Oh my god. You got the same roll! That's impressively-- Impossible that it jumped up there and did that. Oh no, it's consistent. Yeah, dog shit. Thank god. Nine. I'm just shit at my rolls. Yeah, I fly over and I try to cast it at Darkness, and-- I'm still flying, I was like, oh damn! Oh no! I go, did he just fart? He knows how to jump to fart. Dariax is still in darkness? No, if you tried to fly high enough to be over the darkness-- No, he is. Yeah. I am. Oh, Dariax is still in the darkness, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Damn it, I knew I was going to confuse-- Oh my god. -- your stupid fucking names! We're back, baby! I hate it here! I just want to say Doriax. There's so many letters, and you didn't pick any different ones. My intent was to dispel the magic and fly over and land next to Dariax, but I'm in flight, and it's all happened, my failure happened too quickly to where I could really have a different plan. So, I'm going to try the same plan. I'm going to try to use my mind's eye and imagine where Dariax would be in the darkness based on my keen spacial awareness and drop down next to my buddy below me about 15 feet. Oh. Okay, here's what we're going to do together. You're going back into the dark? Yeah. That's love! I'm with my friend. That is love. Together.

Output:
- The group discussed rolling dice and clarified the mechanics for ability checks and spellcasting levels.
- Robbie attempted to fly over a magical darkness to dispel it but failed his initial roll.
- The players noted that Robbie rolled the same number twice, which they found impressive and confusing.
- After the failure, Robbie decided to use his keen spatial awareness to drop down next to Dariax in the darkness.
- AABRIA and the DM confirmed that Dariax remained in the darkness despite the attempted flight.
- The session ended with the group agreeing to try the plan again, with AIMEE expressing that the action was "love."


Input: I could really have a different plan. So, uh, I'm going to try the same plan. I'm going to try to use my mind's eye and imagine where Dariax would be in the darkness based on my keen spacial awareness and drop down next to my buddy below me about 15 feet. Oh. Okay, here's what we're going to do together. (laugh) I need you to make-- You're going back into the dark? Yeah. Yeah. That's love! I'm with my friend. That is love. (laughs) Together. Give me an acrobatics check. Acrobatics check? Yeah. Good thing I'm super good at that! Ooh! 27. Woo! Nice. You're great. You flutter in, and because you're using your little feet flappies-- Yeah. -- Dariax, you can hear him coming in hot. You can give him a little landing. Hey, what's up, man? I got you, I got you! I'm tugging at his ankle, trying to help him get to the ground a little bit. You get grabbed by the foot and yanked down. A shoe comes off. I'm going to feel around in the darkness for him, his little broad shoulders. You do a great job, buddy. I'm going to tap him on his shoulder and return the bardic inspiration as well. So we're both super goosed up. These little guys-- We're helping each other out. -- just trading their little bardics. They need a spin-off. Oh my god. That would be so cute. Where's my 10? We could do one in the afterlife. If you want I can just-- I know, I know. I want to get it. I was like yeah! No. Oh. I know. There it is. Oh man, and that finishes my turn. I burned my spell on the Dispel and that's it. That's all I can do. I'm sorry. Can you roll better? I'm trying! (laughs) I was just asking, I was just asking. I'm trying! Damn! I was just asking! Burn! I'm just asking questions. Vicious! I'm just asking questions. It's a big bag. Did you say he was using his little feet flappies? He's got little winged boots. I like the idea-- He's got little winged boots. -- of the wind boots struggling to just-- (laughs) Yeah, yeah, yeah. -- keep him where he needs to be. The boots are great. Okay. I think they see his lack of confidence in his ability and they're like, aw, shit. They got the yips in they're like: flapping (laughter) Bring it in. (laughter) Fy'ra Rai, you are up. Cool. The dick gems that are near me and Morrighan, are those the ones that she picked up? Yeah, she grabbed these. Here you go, that's for you. Those aren't dick gems. Oh, yeah they are! Okay. (laughs) Whoa, I thought you were just throwing me a spider web, but there's dick gems on this spider web. Yeah! Yeah! Is there one-- What about the one that I ran over that I felt? Oh my god. Yes, there are some under your feet right here. Okay. I love these dick gems! It's like 10 feet

Output:
- The player utilized their mind's eye to locate Dariax in the darkness and dropped down 15 feet to assist him.
- Aacrobatics check was rolled for a score of 27, resulting in the character fluttering in and grabbing Dariax's ankle.
- The character tapped Dariax on the shoulder to return bardic inspiration, leaving both players feeling super goosed up.
- Robbie mentioned burning his spell on the Dispel and finished his turn after a series of humorous exchanges about rolling better.
- The group discussed the "feet flappies" and "winged boots" as the boots struggled to keep the character in place due to a lack of confidence.
- Anjali confirmed the presence of "dick gems" on the spider web and under her feet near Morrighan, which were given to her by the DM.


Input: and Morrighan, are those the ones that she picked up? Yeah, she grabbed these. Here you go, that's for you. Those aren't dick gems. Oh, yeah they are! Okay. (laughs) Whoa, I thought you were just throwing me a spider web, but there's dick gems on this spider web. Yeah! Yeah! Is there one-- What about the one that I ran over that I felt? Oh my god. Yes, there are some under your feet right here. Okay. I love these dick gems! It's like 10 feet to your left. Can you see? Okay. Since I can't see my girl. Yeah, right there. Is she way out of melee from-- I can't see the guys, can't see anything but these-- Your familiar can't attack. -- fucking spiders. Cool, cool, cool. Tight, tight, tight. What I would like to do-- Mm-hmm. -- is to begin using my movement to run and scoop those up and continue in the direction. I just choked on my water. I believe there are more right next to, underneath Dariax at the foot of the-- I'm okay. I'm okay. So there's the ones next to me and then there's also the ones underneath Dariax at the foot of the wall? Yup, start here. Uh-huh. Because it is an interaction. Right, okay. While that is happening, though, I'd like to check in with the Wildmother again, if I may. You got a lot of things going. You're cooking a lot at once, my guy. Okay, so I can't. So, let's go one at a time and we'll see how it goes. Okay, cool. You move 10 feet to your left and scoop up this array of gems. Mm-hmm. I guess it's it's vaguely dick-like, if you're a child. (laughs) You scoop them up and-- I've been hanging around with Opal for awhile. I'm picking things up from my girl. She tends to rub off on ya. Hey! Ey! It's only like seven good, though, so you don't like it. (laughs) You don't like it that much. Grin and bear it. (laughs) You scoop up the gems. Okay. You feel a memory trigger. It's only about a week ago. You're laying low in a little-- Village feels general, even for here. Yeah. Village feels generous for here. It is a couple thatched roof, daub and wattle homes at the edge of a bog. It's a little stinky. It's a little like that weird mixture of cold and humid-- Ugh. -- at the same time. Woof. You're like, what is the industry? Why are people here when you can be anywhere else in the world? (laughs) But it's quiet, and it's safe, and some of the individuals that you've met look like aging adventurers is the generous word you give to someone who looks like they have killed a lot of people in the past and might be laying low for another reason. Mm. But they don't ask any questions when you come. They point you to an open home with a little nod of understanding that we didn't see you, you didn't see us. If you need anything, no you don't. Mm. Whoa. It's one of those quiet evenings, the sun drops below

Output:
- The group confirmed the presence of "dick gems" scattered on spider webs and under Anjali's feet near Dariax.
- Anjali moved ten feet to the left to scoop up an array of the gems while Opal's influence rubbed off on her.
- The party decided to handle actions one at a time, with Anjali checking in with the Wildmother after gathering the items.
- A memory trigger was activated, revealing a past scene where the character was laying low in a stinky village at the edge of a bog.
- In the memory, aging adventurers welcomed the character to an open home without asking questions, establishing a sense of quiet safety.
- The scene concluded with the sun dropping below the horizon in that quiet evening.


Input: it's safe, and some of the individuals that you've met look like aging adventurers is the generous word you give to someone who looks like they have killed a lot of people in the past and might be laying low for another reason. Mm. But they don't ask any questions when you come. They point you to an open home with a little nod of understanding that we didn't see you, you didn't see us. If you need anything, no you don't. Mm. Whoa. It's one of those quiet evenings, the sun drops below the treeline, the smell of that bog kicks up a little more as spring peepers and little frogs and little critters in the woods get noisier, celebrating that twilight corpuscular time of day. celebrating that twilight corpuscular time of day. You are exiting the little room as Opal is coming in from doing something, you don't know, but you bump into each other. Sorry. It's okay. You notice that, or you would see, that she's holding the two parts of the once whole tiger eye that she had before our escape. She's holding both parts of them and moving them between her fingers. How are you doing? Oh, you know, I'm-- I don't know anymore. I give her a hug. Oh, uh-- It's okay, you can hug back. Yeah, we'll work on it. (laughs) Yeah, because she's holding-- (laughter) I told you. I told you it was important to heal things with your sister. Yeah. My-- (sighs) I've always known who Fy'ra Kai is. She's my sister, but she's also always been, how do you say? A bit of an asshole. (laughs) Yeah. (laughs) But I never thought that she would, that she would want to kill me. I don't know who she is, and she has been so much a part of who I am, even when I thought she was gone. You know, sometimes in death or in absentia, Opal's proud that she even knew that word. I think we tend to glorify people, their memories, at least. It's supposed to be like that if we're never going to see them again. But then, you see them again. Then it's just a choice to love them. Even if they're assholes. Because in my case, I'm the asshole sister. I can tell you, it comes from a place of deep insecurity. Has Ted ever tried to kill you? No, but I've definitely tried to kill her ass. And I feel so bad about that. You hear inside your head, "No, you fuckin' don't." (scoffs) Oh, yes I do. This isn't about you, Ted. "You're literally talking about me." Shut up. Um, you know, I would be jealous of you if you were my sister, too. You're so confident and you know so much and you can beat anybody's ass. You're a really great person, too. Maybe she's not any of those things and that must be really tough. You know, when our parents named us, Fy'ra, for fire. But Rai and Kai, two sides of a coin. Kai for warrior. Rai for trust. Mm. I look up at the crown on your head. I see how it digs into your skin. I don't know what is happening to you, Opal. But you can trust me to fight for you as if you were my sister, too. Oh, I'm definitely your sister. Even if it's watching.

Output:
- The group navigated a quiet evening in a safe house where locals nodded in understanding without asking questions.
- Aimee bumped into Opal, who was holding the two separated parts of a tiger eye gem.
- Aimee hugged Anjali to comfort her, leading to a conversation about Anjali's sister Fy'ra Kai and her desire to kill Anjali.
- Anjali revealed the meaning of her and her sister's names, connecting them to fire, warrior, and trust.
- Aimee promised to fight for Opal as if she were her own sister, despite the crown digging into Opal's skin.
- The characters discussed past conflicts involving Ted and Opal, highlighting themes of insecurity and forgiveness.


Input: ass. You're a really great person, too. Maybe she's not any of those things and that must be really tough. You know, when our parents named us, Fy'ra, for fire. But Rai and Kai, two sides of a coin. Kai for warrior. Rai for trust. Mm. I look up at the crown on your head. I see how it digs into your skin. I don't know what is happening to you, Opal. But you can trust me to fight for you as if you were my sister, too. Oh, I'm definitely your sister. Even if it's just until you get your own sister back. A rent-a-sister. Um. She looks at the two halves of the tiger eye. And takes one half. And holds it out. Even if it's just for now. Thank you. I put it in my pocket, or somewhere close to my heart. And I look around, and I realize I don't have anything to give her. So I just spritz my perfume. watching. I know it's not much, but... I just want you to know, I'll fight for you, too. I'll beat your sister's ass if I have to. Although, she could probably beat my ass, but-- I've often felt like the other side of a coin, too. And it's really hard. So, you and I can just be two coins together. We are the richer for it. That's her best attempt at some kind of humor. But she's genuinely trying to laugh, she just can't. I'm just like, ha, ha. Ted's like, "You've got to do better than that." She tried so hard. No, I swear to god, I will turn off your magic for a week. Be better. But it comes like 30 seconds too late. Because she was listening to the... You have a feeling behind your eyes of Ted going, "Nailed it." The visual of you spraying her in the face and then her going... You going, "it's not much, but--" Like, you don't even acknowledge that she's going... It's all I have. Amazing. I can't! After her laugh, I will look down and say: I'll stay in my lane. Have another hug. Okay. This time I squeeze her real, real tight. Do I-- When I push up against her head, do I feel anything? Because that crown is there. Do I feel it when I push up against it? 100%. Interesting. You feel those thick briars made of iron scratch your scalp. It feels, you are not poisoned, but it feels poisonous. That idea of like, something scrapes you and you can feel it slipping under your skin and burning and traveling. This thing does not want you to touch it, and doesn't like that its that close to you. Excellent. I'm going to press harder into it and I will think the words, you won't be with her for long. Ooh! Impressive. Eek. You never feel what that does. But deep in the pit of Opal's stomach, something shakes a little queasily to her. And we come back from that. You are holding those gems in your hand, that's your action. Okay. You still have the rest of your movement and a bonus action. Those dicks are yours. They are protected. To keep. You all saw that beautiful moment.

Output:
- Aimee expressed deep solidarity with Opal, promising to fight for her as a sister and offering a "rent-a-sister" dynamic.
- Anjali accepted a half of a tiger eye gem from Aimee and later pressed a magical crown against Opal's head, causing a painful sensation of burning briars.
- The group shared a moment of forced laughter and humor regarding Ted's magic restrictions and the visual of perfume being sprayed.
- Aimee confirmed that the gems were now protected and that the group had witnessed a significant emotional moment.
- Anjali decided to press harder against the crown, thinking a threatening thought to Opal, which caused a queasy reaction in her stomach.
- The session concluded with confirmation that the gems were secured and that Aimee still had movement and bonus actions available.


Input: to press harder into it and I will think the words, you won't be with her for long. Ooh! Impressive. Eek. You never feel what that does. But deep in the pit of Opal's stomach, something shakes a little queasily to her. And we come back from that. You are holding those gems in your hand, that's your action. Okay. You still have the rest of your movement and a bonus action. All right, okay. Those dicks are yours. They are protected. To keep. You all saw that beautiful moment. I will, okay, so I-- thank you. Just throwing gem stones at people, like what. Great, so-- Like Pride. I have the rest of my movement. Where can I get-- It's not much. I would like to walk up the wall, because I can. Do you enter the darkness? Not the darkness, the one behind me. The wall with the other gem on top of it. Yeah, okay. Right where that gemmy gem is. I'm getting the little sticky guy. So you can get up there and be, I just want you to be safe. I want to be further away. Well, actually-- I'll stay close to Morrighan. You want to be here? Yeah... yes. Then I will just, again, spend a-- No, I won't spend a ki point. Bonus action, eh-- Dodge, dash, disengage. What the fuck? So many things. Thinking in character voice is my favorite thing. Excellent, because I can't stop this completely unplaceable accent. I am Fy'ra Rai. These are my friends Dodge, Dash, and Disengage. I have no idea who I am or what is happening. Great, so from up there, I'm going to survey the scene and I'm... Yeah, I'm going to survey the scene. So I can get a good vantage point of where everything is right. Okay. Fantastic. I love that. Opal. It's time to turn this up a little bit. Oh, naur! Legendary action, you get to decide. Do you want to act, do you want your sister to act? Do you want the spiders to act? Or do you want the Spider Queen to act? Oh shit! Oh no! Not the Spider Queen. Nothing happened last time. It could be better. I feel like, well, Ted can't see in there. Correct. I'm the only one that can do anything. Or the spiders. Or the spiders on the outside. I mean, I don't want to do it. Aimee doesn't want to do anything. Yeah. I mean, Aimee playing Opal doesn't want to do anything. Aimee who wants to maybe have a friend sit by you soon? Um, okay. So, da, da, da, da. I am going to... You know what? Fuck it. Let's leave it for a roll. Okay. Make a wisdom saving throw. Okay. Ooh. 11. You feel this potential. You know the thing, like you are the secret scared thing inside your own brain right now. I think you understand Ted better than you ever have before. Okay. There's something external to you that presses in on you, it's massive, it's overwhelming, and it leans in, it grabs you. Not by your clothing, but by the bones of your ribcage and pulls you in and says, watching.

Output:
- Anjali decided to stay close to Morrighan and survey the scene from a wall to gain a vantage point.
- Aabria directed the group, noting that Anjali had remaining movement and bonus actions available.
- Aimee, playing Opal, declined to act immediately regarding the Spider Queen or spiders on the outside.
- Aabria instructed Aimee to make a wisdom saving throw, which resulted in a roll of 11.
- The narrative described an overwhelming external force pressing in on Opal's ribcage, causing fear.
- Anjali expressed confusion about her identity and accent while interacting with the DM, Fy'ra Rai.


Input: going to... You know what? Fuck it. Let's leave it for a roll. Okay. Make a wisdom saving throw. Okay. Uh, ooh. 11. You feel this potential. You know the thing, like you are the secret scared thing inside your own brain right now. I think you understand Ted better than you ever have before. Okay. There's something external to you that presses in on you, it's massive, it's overwhelming, and it leans in, it grabs you. Not by your clothing, but by the bones of your ribcage and pulls you in and says, "Kill them." "We need to go." With an 11... watching. This is taking too long. Oh no. Uh, gulp. "Drop them now." And I have to? Mm-hmm. Okay, so then what I'm going to do is that I am going to shoot out three Eldritch Blasts indiscriminately. No, I mean, I can see them, so to Dorian, Dariax, and Fy'ra Rai. But why? Question. Yeah. Would-- To Opal. Oh. Between the three of them, who's the biggest threat? Who. There's something inside-- I'm going to bring you into the DM of it all really quickly. A lot of times when we run encounters, you're like, "I'm a bad guy who doesn't know what the party's like." Yeah. I'm just going to attack whoever's close. But you've been with these people your entire adventuring life. You know who you can drop that will make the fight a little easier. So, behaving from the top of your intelligence, as a DM, as the primary antagonist here. Okay. Instead of indiscriminate to all three, pick one to focus down and make it count. Okay, I'm going to spread a little love around and I'm going to go for Dariax. Bring it. I'm sorry. Let's go. Okay, three Eldritch Blasts. Here we go. Does she have advantage because I'm blind? Mm-hmm! Oh! For three, I have advantage for three? Hey, Dorian! Yeah. The lights just went out. I think I'm blind. Do I have to remember? The easiest way to do it is to roll two to get one at a time. Smart. You can't see, but you're-- So, first one. Okay, so 15 plus, 25. Okay, 25. Second one? Oh fuck, 29. Hits. Just hits. Third one. And 28. Jiminy Criminy! I want you as my friend. Were any of those a 19 on the die? Oh, no, no. Nah, I'm not. Yeah, yeah. You're good. They were not and now I get my tens. Get your tens. And-- 3d10 plus 15. So, two, four, six, and 13. Plus what? Plus 15. Plus 15 is-- 28. 28. 28, yeah. AABRIA and AIMEE: 28. So, Dorian I lost-- Hold on, really quick. Just so super quick. I would like to remind you that as the fully, invested champion of the Spider Queen, you have Baleful Scion. And they've hit you a couple times. Yes, I do. Okay. Once per turn, when you damage a creature you can see, you can deal necrotic damage. 1d6 plus five. Regain a number of hit points equal to the necrotic damage you hit. Oh no! So roll a d6 for me. 1d6 plus five is my bad dice. That is a

Output:
*   Aabria instructed Aimee to make a wisdom saving throw after describing a terrifying, bone-grabbing entity forcing her to kill her allies.
*   Aimee initially planned to cast three Eldritch Blasts indiscriminately at Dorian, Dariax, and Fy'ra Rai, but Aabria advised her to focus fire on a single target.
*   Aimee decided to target Dariax, and Aabria confirmed she had advantage on the attack rolls because Dorian was blind.
*   Aimee successfully hit Dorian with all three Eldritch Blasts, rolling high numbers on the dice checks.
*   Aabria reminded Aimee of her Baleful Scion ability, allowing her to deal necrotic damage and regain hit points for each hit.
*   Aimee prepared to roll the damage dice for the necrotic effect while Aabria and the DM tracked the final calculations.


Input: So, Dorian I lost-- Hold on, really quick. Just so super quick. I would like to remind you that as the fully, invested champion of the Spider Queen, you have Baleful Scion. And they've hit you a couple times. Yes, I do. Okay. Once per turn, when you damage a creature you can see, you can deal necrotic damage. 1d6 plus five. Regain a number of hit points equal to the necrotic damage you hit. Oh no! So roll a d6 for me. 1d6 plus five is my bad dice. That is a five plus five is a 10. So that goes up to 38 points of damage and you take 10 points of healing. Even though I'm up, oh, no I don't, I'm not up. 10 points of healing, that's perfect. A paladin smacked the shit out of you. That's right. Not that long ago. It hurted. It hurted. All right. So now, with 38 points of damage, what were you saying, my darling? Sorry, no worries. I was saying to Dorian: Oh, it's just dark. Yes, it's dark. You're not physically blind. Oh, okay. I mean, technically, by definition, you can't see, therefore you're blind, but your body is okay. Great, my body is-- watching. Oh no, Buddy! It's not okay! It's not okay! Buddy! I don't like it. I'm so sorry. I'm sure it was an accident, it's fine! It wasn't, I can't help it! All right, anything on your bonus action? I don't think I can do anything. I don't think I can do anything more. Yeah, I'm good. Because I don't want to use a-- Yeah, this isn't your full turn. This is just a legendary action, so yes, good. Amazing. Next up is-- I can read and tell numbers with my mind. We had Fy'ra Rai go. Ted. Ted is up. Ted can't see. Ted can't see. But Ted did just hear that conversation. Oh no! And is going to swing a haymaker. I am screaming very loud. Poor baby. You yelled, but you also were having a conversation in the dark and you fluttered down in front of her, so she's going to wild swing in both of your directions. Oh shit, with disadvantage. Does a 14 hit? It does not. Yeah, I didn't think so. Second attack. Does a 19 hit? It does. Oh my god. She swings and then comes around and is able to clip you across the chest. (grunts) For-- Save me. Nine points-- Piercing, okay. Piercing. Piercing. Pew, pew. She's like, "Got one!" You can hear her be excited in your head and go, "Ooh, sorry. It's fine." It is quiet inside your group chat once more. That's Ted's turn. Dariax, you're up, and my little 'piders are on deck. I'm up? Okay. Dar-- Oh! Sorry. I need you to make a-- Fuck. Yeah, yeah. What ya got? What ya need? Please give me a concentration check. Oh yeah, yeah! Oh, finally you get to do it. I got War Caster, so I have advantage on it. Finally. Goddamn it! Excellent, yes! That's going to be-- You have to make a 19. That's half of-- Oh, that's a 22.

Output:
- Aabria clarified the mechanics of Baleful Scion, allowing Aimee to deal necrotic damage and regain hit points.
- The DM, Robbie, and Aimee discussed the distinction between being blind due to darkness versus physical blindness, leading to a moment of distress over the DM's body.
- Robbie's character Ted, unable to see, swung a haymaker in the dark, missing his first attack but hitting the second with disadvantage.
- The attack dealt piercing damage to Robbie, who reacted with a grunt and a plea for help.
- Aabria announced the start of Dariax's turn and requested a concentration check.
- The DM rolled a 22 on the concentration check, successfully passing the save with advantage from War Caster.


Input: inside your group chat once more. That's Ted's turn. Dariax, you're up, and my little 'piders are on deck. I'm up? Okay. Dar-- Oh! Sorry. I need you to make a-- Fuck. Yeah, yeah. What ya got? What ya need? Please give me a concentration check. Uh, yeah, yeah! Oh, finally you get to do it. I got War Caster, so I have advantage on it. Finally. Goddamn it. Excellent, yes! That's going to be-- You have to make a 19. That's half of-- Oh, that's a 22. I'm fine. Yeah baby! Motherfucker! Yeah, baby! Oh! I'll never get rid of Bless! I love you! He's back! I'm in hell. ♪ Dwarf constitution ♪ (laughs) Reacting from the hits, he's like, Darkness hurts! Darkness is bad. We're going to get out of here. I'm going to spend a few sorcery points here to do Quicken Spell. Right, so spend two sorcery points on that. I'm going to Quicken-- Cool! Fuck. -- Dimension Door. (gasps) Hey! Yeah. Amazing. Heck yeah, heck yeah, heck yeah. I'm going to grab your arm, and be like: All right, I think I saw something that way. Let's get out of here! I'm going to go (poof), try and Dimension Door us on top of that higher, the highest platform of this hill. Yeah. Nice, nice. Mind you, I don't see it right now, so I'm guessing where it is. I believe in you. (laughs) I believe in you. All right, really quick, do I have to see it? Dimension Door you do not have to see. I know, because I've had people Dimension Door into dragons before. Yes! (laugh) Ooh! No. Into a dragon? Ted happens to be a Mage Slayer, so. Oh. What the fuck is that? What is that? What the fuck is that? Oh. Someone that loves when you cast spells near them. No! Cool, I don't have to-- Yeah, it's going to be a melee attack with disadvantage as you go, but. God, another-- It was a natural 20 and a three. Aw, baby. Aw. Thank your guys' gods. Is it, are we close to 12? No. Okay. (laughs) You go. Damn it, Ted. (laughs) I should have given her Devil's Sight. All right, so now you're going to make a little blind attempt to get up to here? Correct. Let me see here. Are you taking your-- There's a dick gem up there. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Yeah, we're going to see. There's a dick gem up there. There's going to be two thresholds of success. It's so big! One to land well, two to land without crushing those. I respect that. Oh no. Oh fuck. So, it'll be two, yeah. Are you trying to take Dorian with you? Yes. Okay, make-- What do we want to call this? I'm going to say this can either be perception-- I just want this to be perception. Hell yeah. Just to see if you can trust vibes and land where you want to land. There's a dick gem there. So now-- There's dick a gem there. -- a 15 is going

Output:
- Dariax successfully passed a concentration check with a roll of 22, allowing the group to continue despite the darkness.
- The DM described the character reacting to the pain of the darkness and decided to spend sorcery points to Quickened Dimension Door.
- The group attempted to teleport to the highest platform of the hill, with the DM noting they did not need to see the destination.
- AIMEE and ANJALI expressed surprise when the DM revealed that Ted is a Mage Slayer who reacts negatively to spellcasting.
- The group failed a melee attack against the Mage Slayer with a roll of 20 and 3, prompting a prayer to the gods.
- AIMEE and ERICA noticed a "dick gem" on the platform, and the DM set up a perception check to land safely without crushing it.


Input: land well, two to land without crushing those. I respect that. Oh no. Oh fuck. So, it'll be two, yeah. Are you trying to take Dorian with you? Yes. Okay, make-- What do we want to call this? I'm just want this to be perception. Uh, hell yeah. Just to see if you can trust vibes and land where you want to land. There's a dick gem there. So now-- There's dick a gem there. -- a 15 is going to get both of you where you want to go. Over a 20, you will not inadvertently crush the gems you don't see under your feet. Thank you. Okay. I think so, yeah. I rolled-- To my knowledge. Well, I got a perception of plus one. Uh, oh my-- Wait, I thought you were going to-- Okay, okay, okay. I'm so proud of you. Yeah, I got a negative in my wisdom. I forgot, I forgot, I forgot. This is Dariax we're talking about. I forgot! Uh, watching. As I grab you and both (poof). I did roll a natural 18, which puts me at a 19. Whoa. Yeah! Get it, boy, get it! I have some bardic inspiration that I recently got here. Oh! Let's go! Yeah, baby! Save the gems! 25! All right! Yes! Bardy party! Get it! Let's go! Bardy party! (laughs) Bardy party. Brought my bardy for the party. I think the thing you do, is because you know there's a height differential between the two of you, you levitate a little bit above where you want to land. Because you're like, I don't want him to stub his legs-- Yeah, that's valid. -- on the ground. That gives you just enough eyes on the gems under your feet that you're able to go: (sudden halt) (startled halt) (laughs) Do a little splits over. Oh no, and you knocked me down. Oh no! I feel his pain. I was bowled over by your amazing move! I'm sorry! It was so cool, she fell off the top. Blown away. I have that affect on people. Yes. (laughs) (laughs) You have definitely blown me away many times. Dariax, you do the splits. Yeah, over the gems, under your body. I'm full on, we're talking Van Damme. Full on Van Damme! Yeah! (cheering) He's like: Oh, shiny! I still have my action. Yeah! Since I did that as a bonus action. Amazing. Amazing. So cool. Yeah, baby! You lean down, scoop up the gems. So rad. You feel yourself suffused with light and energy and the scent of Opal's perfume when she's not spraying it directly into your grill. (laughter) It's a gourmand. It's a gor-- (laughs) Yeah, give me some notes from your fragrance. It's vanilla. It's all I have. It smells like the top of a crème brûlée, if you will. Mm, mm. Oh. Very edible. There is-- I think you go back the least far. This is just a couple days ago when you were first taking off. As you hit the road, there's a time in the

Output:
- The group decided to attempt a perception check to land safely without crushing hidden gems.
- The DM rolled a natural 18, which combined with a bonus action and bardic inspiration, resulted in a high total score.
- Dariax successfully executed a split maneuver over the gems, though Anjali was knocked down during the move.
- Anjali was blown away by the stunt and expressed admiration for Dariax's Van Damme-like performance.
- Dariax scooped up the gems, feeling a surge of energy and the scent of Opal's vanilla perfume.
- The scene concluded with the group reflecting on the events that occurred a couple of days ago when they first took off.


Input: with light and energy and the scent of Opal's perfume when she's not spraying it directly into your grill. (laughter) It's a gourmand. It's a gor-- Yeah, give me some notes from your fragrance. It's vanilla. It's all I have. It smells like the top of a crème brûlée, if you will. Mm, mm. Oh. Very edible. There is-- I think you go back the least far. This is just a couple days ago when you were first taking off. As you hit the road, there's a time in the middle of the night. Dariax, you wake up. You got to take your night piss. It's an important part of your day. It's like a beauty sleep. You see the constellation of your friends and their various sleeping accoutrement, and one empty one. Opal, gone. You scan around. You see, like light bouncing off of the back of a cat's retinas, but opalescent pink in the dark, down and away, tucked between some flat sheet rock and almost behind a bush, she is back in a corner, muttering. Her eyes are open, unfocused, unblinking. You can hear the murmuring and the muttering. Somehow, it's louder in your ears than it is out in the world. Slowly, carefully get up from my prone sleeping position, and begin to inch over towards her, not to startle her, and be like: Hey. Hey, Opal. Stops muttering, but she does not have her Mask of Many Faces on. So she looks like her corrupted self. Opal, are you okay? How did I get here? Maybe you're having a dream. Can I get you anything? Some water? That's okay. Thank you. He steps up a little bit to her as she softens, not affected by her visage, and plops down next to her with his hands on his knees. How are you doing? Do you ever feel like you're not really here? That's a very big concept. You can do it. I believe in you. Meaning just not present, not focused? Yeah, like-- I don't know what I'm saying. No, it's okay. You can talk to me. Like, almost like you don't exist. But you do. But it's murky. I'm just kidding. How are you doing? He reaches over and takes your hand and just holds it for a second. I can't say that I've had that feeling myself. But it hurts to think that that's what you're going through. You know, Dariax, you're really kind. You're a really good person. And I also think you're pretty smart. You're very sweet, too, and a terrible liar. But, I'm getting better. You know? I'm learning from you all. I'm trying to be more focused in my studies. This recorder's not playing itself anymore, you know. But no, I'm-- I care about you. We all care about you. It's not lost on us that you bear a burden that I don't think any of us really understand. I just, I look at you and I-- I feel like you feel alone, when you're not. Oh, I have so many voices in my head, I definitely never feel alone. But I know what you're saying. I don't feel that way at all. You guys are the best friends I could ever hope to have. I just like to feel like I'm, I don't know, like

Output:
*   The group discussed the scent of Opal's perfume, describing it as a gourmand note resembling vanilla and crème brûlée.
*   Dariax woke up in the middle of the night to find Opal missing from her sleeping spot and discovered her muttering in a corner.
*   Dariax approached Opal carefully and found she was not wearing her Mask of Many Faces, revealing her corrupted appearance.
*   Opal expressed feelings of dissociation and questioned her own existence, prompting Dariax to offer comfort and hold her hand.
*   Opal reassured Dariax that she felt supported by the group despite her internal voices, while Dariax admitted his own struggles with focus.
*   The conversation concluded with Dariax affirming that the group cares deeply for Opal and recognizes the burden she carries.


Input: I'm-- uh I care about you. We all care about you. It's not lost on us that you bear a burden that I don't think any of us really understand. I just, I look at you and I-- I feel like you feel alone, when you're not. Oh, I have so many voices in my head, I definitely never feel alone. But I know what you're saying. I don't feel that way at all. You guys are the best friends I could ever hope to have. I just like to feel like I'm, I don't know, like I could enjoy it. Sometimes, I just don't feel like I'm here, sometimes, I just don't feel like I'm here, like I'm in a daze or something. I don't know. Uh, I'll tell ya what. I've spent most of my life up to this point just picking a direction and running. Mm. It took kind of-- It took stumbling into some purpose with the rest of you nitwits to kind of, I don't know, put a little more care in what I did. Dorian's looked after me since I began to think about making a difference, and he's protected me and shown me what it's like to have an impact and think about what that impact means to others, you know? So maybe, maybe I got to pay it forward. And I protect you. And I protect you. I mean, I know that. But also, don't feel like you got to be away from us over here in the dark. It's a cold night. It is cold. Come here, come here. I'll be big spoon. Oh, that's really nice. As you come over, Dariax, make a wisdom saving throw. That's a 12. You're inside this memory, and all of you can see it. But I think, Dorian, because you're also right there, where Dariax has scooped this up, you see that the bundle of gems that Dariax holds, some of the shine goes away. A little bit of black begins to seep across it. Within the vision, Dariax, you don't see or remember what actually happened. Opal doesn't walk over to you. Hmm. She stays far away. So he doesn't finish the vision? The vision doesn't finish? It's going to change. Oh. I will leave it-- Do you want to corrupt this memory? Or do you want me to do it? Oh, I-- I want you to do it. (laugh) I can't. I can't do it anymore. Oh no, it got sad! I almost felt bad, but then I know I'm having a great time. You see that Opal takes a step towards you, and then rocks back onto her heels. "No." She's bowled over. She just can't stand it. I'm just really hurt by what is happening to Opal! It's knocked me off of my axis, you know. "Dariax, you understand I can't, right?" What? What do you mean? I'm right here. "No. "When I agreed to this, "I know I did it just to look out for you all, "but I made a promise. "Something's coming, "and I think I have to go soon." Well, wherever you go, we'll follow. You see a flash of something across her face, a flare of anger quickly smothered. "No. "I think where I go, I need to go by myself. "Will you let

Output:
- The Dungeon Master expressed deep care for the group, noting that they all share a burden that they do not fully understand.
- Aimee admitted to feeling disconnected and in a daze, though she affirmed that her friends make her feel less alone.
- The DM recounted how Dorian had protected him and taught him the value of impact, leading to a decision to pay it forward by protecting the group.
- Aabria described a memory where the vision of a gem bundle began to darken, indicating that Opal would not approach the character.
- Aabria asked Aimee if she wanted to corrupt the memory, and Aimee agreed, resulting in the memory changing as Opal refused to stay.
- In the corrupted vision, Opal declared she had to leave alone to fulfill a promise, causing the DM to vow to follow her wherever she went.


Input: happening to Opal! It's knocked me off of my axis, you know. Dariax, you understand I can't, right? What? What do you mean? I'm right here. No. When I agreed to this, uh I know I did it just to look out for you all, but I made a promise. Something's coming, and I think I have to go soon. Thank you. Well, wherever you go, we'll follow. You see a flash of something across her face, a flare of anger quickly smothered. No. I think where I go, I need to go by myself. Will you let me go? Will you let me go? If you think you need to. You need to l-- And you see it, something warring to try to maintain the feeling of talking to Opal. But it's not a great impression of her and it's beginning to fall away. Watching. You have to let me go. Just keep going. Get Dorian wherever he needs to go. I have to go with her. You have to let me go with her. Dorian. No. Dorian! No! Let her go! You see Opal's jaw opens too wide, the mandible snaps and cracks and splits apart, and she lunges for you. In the darkness, the vision goes away and you come back up to the present. You're holding the gems. We all saw that in our telepathic bond or no? I think at first it was just that iteration, but yeah, by the end that new memory started settling in for the little bit where Dariax tried to accept it. Yeah, you all saw it. Did I see it? Yes. I have no memory of what actually happened? Okay. I think I telepathically say: I don't think that's what happened. Be quiet. I'm trying to let them go peacefully. If they stay, my champion, I will make you kill them. You understand that, right? Yes, I understand. So you make them go, or I do.

Output:
- Aabria explained that she had to leave to fulfill a promise, despite the group's desire to follow her.
- Dariax attempted to maintain the connection with Opal, but the vision began to fade and fall away.
- Aabria warned the group that if they did not let the entities go, she would force them to kill the entities instead.
- Opal's vision manifested physically, causing her jaw to crack and split before she lunged at the group.
- The group experienced the event through a telepathic bond, though Aimee expressed confusion about the memory of the event.
- Aabria asserted that the entities must leave peacefully, threatening lethal consequences if they remained.